Be me

>be me
>living in europe
>wanna move to america
>dont know how
>dont know where to start

Devote your life and faith to Allah and our political leaders will bring you here with glee

trump 20 16

Fuck off, we're full.

t. America

Depends on what kind of environment you want, there's a lot of cultural diversity throughout the states

Bitch im christian im good

>go to mexico
>walk across border
>get free obama monies

i have two potential routes:
>medfag, so could take exams then get visa and find job
>met wife on dating site, dated, married, could get green card that way

what's your situation op?

in about five years or so

I'd prefer the east coast

Be rich

But im guessing you're not, so you're fucked

Where in Europe.
Very important factor because you may just want to stay where you are.

>me 19
>school finished

do i have to wait until 21 ?

why would u wanna move to a 3rd world country

Germany, merkel fucked this place up so im outta here

Doesn't the US have a horrendously high cost of living and really shit wealth distribution. I'm not bad mouthing the US, but I wouldn't even consider it unless I had a profession that was highly sought after.

I hear that it's a fairly common complaint from people, who move in from 3rd world countries, that they end up with fairly similar living standards.

>be me
>live in America
>low wages
>work 72 hour work weeks barely afford living
>wanting to move to europe
>logon Sup Forums read some dumbass wanting to move here from europe

OP just go there and marry an american woman.
Hope you are not ugly af.

lmao

The bigger cities more south have a lot of job opportunity with lower cost of living so if you can get yourself a work visa then you should be solid. Personally I love Pittsburgh but that's because it's where I grew up. If you can deal with a higher cost of living basically anywhere in the northeast is fine

I'd probably look more in the west. People are generally more likely to be accepting, but at the same time that means you'll be putting up with a lot of faggot shit.
Probably a semi large city too. I'm not talking Los Angeles, unless that is what you want, but like Seattle or Phoenix.
I prefer smaller towns myself, and you should look into them, I just think it might be easier to get started in a bigger city.

get a better job nigger.

it varies widely but most big cities are expensive to live in unless you live in the ghetto

sounds good user, but if i divorce am i still a us citizen ?

>19
barely hair on his balls and still cries a little baby. how about you stay there and fix your country, if you think it's broken. You have no skills and no education worth mentioning, why the fuck should the greatest nation on earth take your arse in, you privileged, little millennial fuck.

Depends where. It's exceptionally varied.

New England or California I guess. Rest can be pretty shitty but it's kinda hard to say what's good and waht's not.

bro youre fucked

It depends on the woman and the way you divorce.
Im not sure but i think she can fuck you up if you divorce her in not a good way.
So, keep her and fuck other bitches or divorce and stay "friends".

there should be like an exchange program or something

complaint from people from 3rd world countries? how about from the American public? You have to work until you're 75 to retire working the same job you could retire on at 55-60 in EU.

Whether anyone wants to believe it or not, this is the most hardworking country. Good thing and a bad thing though.

Both my parents are illegal. I was born here, I dont hate americans, just like them, I hate their government and that money literally gets you anything you want in this country.

No one working in the US govt. have any shame.

Ask an indian

i'm in the same situation OP. except i'm 23 and want to migrate to Canada to start my own business, however i can't

you basically need to have a job lined up and waiting for you in a sector they require - like you can't have a job at an escort service, but Walmart would be fine. You also need no convictions.

my plan is next year after i finish university to have a job waiting then hopefully be accepted to migrate, work for 6 months to 1yr then start to build my business

have you worked much? something which goes against me is i have never needed to work in my life, and if you have worked 2-5 years in your chosen sector that's big bonus points for you

Salt Lake wouldn't be a bad start. It is the biggest city for a long goddamn way around it, and it is pretty cheap to live there. The job market isn't bad either. Shitloads of mormons, but they're usually not bad.

I hear good things about Dearborn, Michigan.

America has 40 hour work weeks and even on retail wages you can get by with only the occasional time and a half overtime. You must just be retarded as hell and bought an apartment out of your price range or something

mormons > niggers

i think what they're missing is their they're coming from 3rd world countries.
it's kind of like moving to a nicer neighborhood.
you'd most likely find the same situation in most of the 1st world countries.
what the us has is space - if your're avoiding cities like NY, LA, Miami, etc, there's plenty of places in the us that are much more affordable.
it also depends on what you're looking for if you're coming from a 3rd world. safety? sure, no more than any other 1st world. medical care? i'm sure better than where they're from. personally i'm on obama care and have no complaints. education? i suppose... depends on where you land as far as public education (again, the country is pretty big).
so really, it's about investigating before you leap. i'm not saying the us is any better or worse than any other 1st world, but if you want to buy a nicer car you should probably look in to the payments before purchasing.

>greatest nation on earth

kek, Americans

Atlanta is perfect if you're ok with nigs. Any employable white person can basically Get a job there because the whole town is dindu NEETs

Start with a visa or green card.

And have an OC shot of Anais.

>how about you stay there and fix your country

Jesus fucking Christ.

You don't want to move here. There's no history or culture older than 400 years and everything is boring and the same. Stay in Europe and travel to vastly different areas, you'll have a better life.

just get a stupid degree apply for h1b1 slavery visa. contact one of those h1b1 slave traders.
instant job in the u.s with low wage
came here marry a citizen
profit

they lay me off for one of those cheap whores. all of my rage.
the sad part is that they think they are better than you because they are taking your job, but they cant see it is because they are cheap slaves. as soon they complain the company will just return them to fuckistan.
thanks obamaaaa

We're assuming that op isn't a fucking loser, like yourself.

>greatest nation on earth
haha

no havent worked at all, just summer jobs.
like i said im 19 i just finished school this summer^^
Is it allowed to apply for jobs even youre not an US citizen or got a VISA?

PROTIP: Dearborn isn't that bad.

>America has 40 hour work weeks?

This is NOT 2005 anymore. You must not have been a part of the work force in quite some time.

vas au canada c'est bien mieux.

>>dont know where to start
You're lookin at about 15 years to maybe legally migrate

start by posting moar pics of the frenchies vollyball team you faggaloo

Become a mail order bride. Then bail on the chump who footed the bill, or accuse him of some crime - proof is irrelevant.

Welcome to USA!

Or are you one of those dumb ass 'managers' at subway or something that got roped into taking a 'salaried' position and working 80 hour weeks? Otherwise, anything over 40 hours is time and a half, anywhere. Even at eight bucks an hour, that's 12 bucks an hour which is pretty okay if you're not a marriedfag or parentfag.

i think you have to arrange with your employer that you're hoping to migrate, because the US embassy will need confirmation that you're going to work once you move. they will speak with your employer

do you have any further education? not sure of the German equivalent to A-levels, BTECs etc. those will all help

summer jobs will still help, if you can get good references from your employers it will all add kudos to your application

>''Greatest nation on earth''
oh boy

Du willst also in die USA immigrieren weil dir in deutschland zu viele Migranten sind? In das land deren selbstverständniss auf immigration aufbaut?

Why people think America is only North America? Fuck you fag stay on your country

OP, go to or get in touch with the American consulate in your country. That's where you have to start.

Best wishes.

Or join the French Foreign Legion. Pussy.

Because the other parts suck.

Except for the women in Mexico. They're pretty good.

U S A

because no one cares about the Colombians you coke sniffing faggot

hast schon recht, aber dort habe ich keine städte voller türken und arabern um mich

About to live in germany for at least half a year with my gf

>dutchfag here

Any advice or why i shouldnt do it?

Hättest eine #yolo Reise nach Australien machen können wie alle anderen Abiturienten

...

Obviously bait. America is the best country and could fuck any of your stupid small ass countries. Bet. None of you would ever declare war on America, our states are literally bigger than some of your countries. Fucking sandnigger scum.

> LOL FAT AMERICAN
> XDDDDDDDDD STUPID AMERICUNTS

America is the greatest country, you can hate us for anything but you know that we could fuck any of you. It's easier to try to bait people online, but you would shit your pants if America attacked you. In fact, you probably live in one of the countries that America PROTECTS. I swear to god you're all retarded.

Can you even do that if you're not Asian or from an ex-USSR state?

If you do, remember to barely speak, only use a flat dead monotone when you do, and do house work like a joyless robot-maid. Rule number one, of course, is that you must never smile after the second weeks.

>I work in a town with a fairly large number of thai-brides.

if you really want to, i'd recommend to stay in the south of germany because >less turks + arabs + its the wealthiest part of germany

full? FULL? YOU ARE FULL????

Lmao typical Amerifat

no one thinks America is the greatest country but Americans, the majority of you are fat, retarded, and deluded.

Do you support Trump by any chance?

bet you leftist cuck voted Merkel and now want to run
swim in the shit you've made faggot

That's why oil is traded in US dollars, huh?

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

> Won't say what country you live in because you know that you live in a shitty country.

Keep trying to bait you stupid fucking sandnigger

bitch im 19 how the fuck should i vote when she was elected 4 years ago when i was 14 stupid kek

in OP's mind it is the greatest nation on earth. Why else wouldn't he just choose any other country to move to? No, he chose the US of A because he believes it is the best choice, ergo the greatest nation on earth. Get cucked you fucking imbeciles and go rot in your local shithole.

looks familiar what movie again?

/thread
work 70 hours a week. can barely afford to live as well. im above minimum wage

>Except for the women in Mexico

I don't know about that user, Colombia has the hotter women ever seen. Gotta love their accent.

seems that you don't know how real world works m8

Good luck. You will need it. Paying 17.8 Trillion US debt. Which I'm sure you won't pay. And the dollar will collapse eventually.

Then you clearly live beyond your means and are a fucking idiot. What'd you do, knock someone up early? Buy a 5 bedroom house at the peak of the market? You spend too much money, period.

>Implying it's not like that

H1B or H2b visa, brown skin a must, don't speak english = ezstreet.

Be a hot chick and Trump will smuggle you in himself.

Moving to koln with my german girlfriend (she studied in NL).
Plan to stay around there or else go to berlin after a year and stay there for a bit.

If ur saying stay south, what cities should i avoid? Hamburg/berlin?
Her parents live in hannover

Don't try to start out in a huge city like Chicago or LA or NYC. Do your research and find some mid sized up and coming city to live in, otherwise you'll get fucked by cost of living. Do you have a degree?

Just go? Americans love europeans more than they do americans, you will probably get prefferential treatment because of your accent, not to mention women love it

Another of her

either underpaid illegal or drowning in debt

I'm from Canada. I'm curious what is your country?

If you want to know the truth, if youre moving to Köln, youre in the mekka of turks, köln has 20% turks the only city worser than köln is frankfurt with 38% lol.
from my experience hannover is good, hamburg is good as well + hamburg is kinda like munich, its wealthy too.

At the end it really depends ,if you get annoyed by turks or not

HUNGRY!! HUNGRY!!!!!!!!

>>dont know where to start
the airport

>tfw working 80 hrs a week at 1$ per hour
East eu makes me wanna kill myself

go to canada instead. Vancouver is where it's at

>b8fortheb8god.bmp

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Pfff well already looking forward to it. Aslong as they dont bother me it could be okay.

But thanks for the headsup. Will keep it in mind