Before frog memes were mainstream this guy was the shit

before frog memes were mainstream this guy was the shit

It's really too soon to force this

The original.

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You don't even get the three letter OP. Just kill your fucking self!

Trips decides

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Crazy Frog is rolling in the grave seeing all the weak pepe memes

ding ding

Crazy frog was the dankiest frog

bara bam bam bam prrrrroooooooooo

All glory to the Hypno toad

I was just a child when I saw this frog, my discovery of it is told in this tale.
Once I went behind my bigass W1nd0w5
As my dad showed me this video he got linked through e-mail.
I saw one of the 7 wonders of technology for the first time being projected on a CRT tube screen.
This pleased my needs for a heroine in this world of absolute fraud.
Years pass, emotional state went down as life progresses.
I was about to pull the trigger. Until, in my eye corner, I saw flashes of my old dusty CRT monitor glimp.
After inspectation, my speakers started rolling along as the flashes became much worse.
Boom! Display implodes.
I freak out and let out a scream.
I look in surprise at what's inside, it's... Something supreme ...
" I-It's him; the naked frog! "
He crouzes around my room as I begin to feel a filling feeling inside my chest.
After a moment, he stops, I look at him. He looks back with bedroom eyes.
"RING DING DING DOOOOOOONG"
I nod and get on the floor, unzipping my pants for him.
Seems he just needed a motorcycle to ride on.
He mounts the dong like there is no tomorrow, going all the way in dry.
"DOOOONG" he whispers. As some painful expressions can be seen from his face.
I notice a bud on his crotch get hard, placing my hands on top of his gray greasy shoulders almost slipping away, pulling him up and down my magnum dong.
A green fluid streams from the bud down to the fuckhole of the naughty frog.
I pass out.
Wake up and see a note that says.
"RINGDINGDINGDONG BAAAAHHAAAAAAA"
I break out in tears of joy and sadness as my first wonder became my first one too.

Topkek

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I always found it bizarre he was allowed because of the penis

that was his trademark

Please write a book

His face looks like the banana-ylyl's one

god i miss crazy frog