What was your first fap?

What was your first fap?

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something on t.v. probably...

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It was a picture of Jessica Simpson in a white t-shirt with no bra on, I haven't been able to find the exact picture in years.. It might have been fake.

found a jellyfish at the beach when i was 13 so i took it home in my pocket and folded it in half then taped it up with duct tape then put some butter inside it and wedged it between bed and fucked it

My cousin

nope, i'm older than that...

How was your dick not stung?

While giving my mom a massage, came buckets on her bare ass

This one?

not sure, i fucked the top of it and it was dead

was slippery as fuck covered in butter, i used it about 10 more times until it started to stink up the house so my dog ate it

youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg

Phoned one of these don't talk just listen lines at the age of like 11 or 12. Came everywhere, didn't even know what the fuck was going on.

Got my arse kicked for that. Appeared on the phone bill as a call to Chile for something like £80.

My first fap was with those chilean comics

Are we just gonna ignore these quads? Jesus people, what is going on?

went on Redtube and watched some random lesbian porn for the first time where they were rubbin' each other out and using dildos. I didn't want to be gay so I decided this was the optimum not gay experience.
Then I figured out I was Bi and just felt silly

Shut up.

SEARS catalog

>*ding*

could be this one?

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Some shitty flash game with a red haired chick and a bunch of options to fuck her differently. It was really meh, but at the time it looked amazing, I've never seen a flash game before that point.

hoh shit

Fapped to my own dick

Was whatching a movie on tv, after 11 pm the adds used to changed to those sex adverts, youknow the sms SEX to ### ones, whatched the 16 snvl movie and rubbed dick when the adds appeared, onlygot hard at the adds, eventually came.

Also when I came for the very first time I thought I was dying, it felt really weird and I was about to go ask my mom because I genuinely thought I had a disease or something.

>captcha: pedonale james

God i remember those times when you just discovered this shit, it was magic. The cumming was so much harder mentally, my whole body spazzed and just was in ectasty.

now it's just like meh felt good w/e

same

Some early 80s VHS porn featuring someone named "Krystal". Starts with V.O. saying how she went to school without panties and boys kept tripping to see up he short skirt. Now shes' at home and she starts to finger herself on couch when step-dad walks in. He says, "Krystal, that's nasty. I'm going to have to punish you."

The first sticks with you man. I'll never forget that scene.

one of the galleries from Netscape for Men

Neither of these anons know what a white t-shirt is

was it "hentai babe doggystyle/blowjob/cowgirl" or something from hentai key?

A picture of Jessie with Ekans covering her pussy and koffing by her tits. My friend printed it out and his brother ripped it up when he saw it.

Haha, yep.

>in pool with sister
>nip slip

>bathroom.jpg

Was on vacation with my family, saw this on TV
youtube.com/watch?v=lYfkl-HXfuU

Went to take a shower but first laid down on the floor and achieved to cum by grinding my 11yo dick against a soft towel. Shit was cash

I've found a porn advert magazine for DVDs and Exhibitions, etc. on the street and took it home. The Content of the pictures hit my body like a flash. Still know some fav picture of it :D
Round about 20 years Ago now
but I can't remember how old I was back then.

Well, i think it is good opportunity to tell my history
>be 7
>playing hide and seek around a trash (in my country these are small buildings with trash containers inside)
>im playing with guys older than me (they were aprox 10-15
>shit is gettin boring
>we decide to go inside trash
>hey user do u fap allready?
>i say yes cuz i didnt want to look like some kind of looser (besides fact that i didnt know what does it mean)
>they unzip their pants and pull dix out
>go ahead user show us how u do
>they start jerking off in a circle
>i pull my dick out and start to take my foreskin on and off not knowing what should i do
>they start to laugh at me
>one guy comes wtfishappening why does he pee in white
>ohshietsomeoneiscomming
>everyone hide behind container pulling pants on at the same time
>after all we go outside and pretend it never happend

i remember when i first found the "adult" section on newgrounds.

WHAT
How are you not in a mental institution?

Yearbook picture of a girl in my class in 5th grade. She had C cups already.

I was 11 years old. My dog was licking my cock for some reason and suddenly it felt a liiiitle too good and I came.

mfw I came

Yeah good times. I thought I was on the holy grail of the internet, it felt so amazing to discover all of that animated porn for the first time. I especially fapped a lot to those old teen titans animations by zone. The ones where raven and starfire get fucked by some big ass tentacle monster.

>Awesome I hope to took a little bite afterwards.

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i played the hina dating sim a lot. this was before all those meet n fuck games came out.

First fap to your sister. Hope she doesnt know

Watching naked news

kinda traumatic :D

My friend showed me this porno. It was about a guy with some instant transmission device where he could teleport himself to places and stuff. Man i wish i could remember whats its called. I know it was a cinemax/hbo/showtime iinda porno. Also this other porno about a doctor with huge tits that were pierced.

Is that the one that had a red haired cat girl and it kept asking you these annoying math and physics questions? I remember those too, some good scenes in that.

jadfknasklf
wena weon

Autistic faggot fucking die. Die.

Well, i think it is the reason of my masturbation addiction actually. But meh, old times

God almighty I hope she can raise all 12 of her kids

Kim Possible or Simpsons porn, can't remember which.

nope that was the sex kitten (kitty?) series.

love hina sim date was based on a manga i think

Amazing user, you might be the oddest person to have ever posted on the internets

Surprisingly she hasn't had any kids, which is even more surprising considering she's Cuban and her mom got knocked up and left at like 16

i don't remember. i remeber that it was pretty easy to turn me on when i was young though even seeing breasts and bush without seeing the pussy itself nor the penetration (tv-shit) would make my dick hard.

I was 8. My older brother and his friends had gotten to know about this thing that if you just rub your dick for a while it feels amazing.

>I rubbed
>I came
>no jizz, just orgasm
>did it 8 times that night
>felt amazing
>still remember that time with fond memories

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My parents had a video rental shop, so probably something from the adult section.

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Her, on tv...

> be me
> be 11
> finally get own pc, crusty yellow win98 with winXP (brand new at the time)
> discover ipinkvisualdotcom
> actually mobile site, didnt give a fuck
> found charly fire
> like a 2 min. video
> was smart, saw the guy spit on pussy, i did the same to my dick
> did what the neegars did before facial
> came to a small as fuck video, couldn't zoom in yet
> cum was transparent
> chick was fucked by black dudes, so i thought black people came white and white people came transparent
> watch only that video in fear of parents finding out
> at 12 in sex ed, claim only niggers cum white
> mfw

You were, 30 weren't you?

Any more of her ?

11 or so years old, found my dad's Playboy stash.

some hentai shit on a porn site called pichunter. it only had 3 10-30 second clips of a green haired woman giving a blow job to some businessman in a chair. Can't find it anymore though.

>win98 with winXP
eh?

>was smart, saw the guy spit on pussy, i did the same to my dick
>was smart
thanks for the laugh Sup Forumsro!

hahahah i also fapped with condorito girls as a child

I want to find and rewatch that one softcore where aliens give the guy the power to telepathically give women orgasms

I actually did not jerk off to porn when I first came. I just rubbed my dick up and down like how I saw people imitate on TV and I was like "jeez this is boring I don't know what all the fuss is ab-" *cums buckets* "╥﹏╥ so that's why we live"

I used to make out a lot with my gf in kindergarten. Shit i remember her coming to my window and telling me to choose her or her sister. I miss that bowl cut girl. I didnt know what fapping was though until i was in 5th grade

Win98 pc with winXP installed

This picture.

I could've sworn I was able to make out nipples poking through when I first found it. Can't see it now.

wwe sticker book, diva section

I think this is what it might have been. He had some kinda gun too i think. Theres a part where he goes into some mexican restaurant or something like that and fucks one of the waitresses.

the rape scene in the 1970's "Straw Dogs" with Susan George.

Nah, in the one I'm talking about he only actually fucks one girl up until the end I think. I will try to find a YouTube clip

WWE divas really jumpstarted my interest in woman as a child.

>googled "naked woman" or something close
>found a bunch of stills of women at a pool party
>didn't know what fapping was
>thought I made myself pee

was flipping through channel on cable and found showcase playing shitty tv porn at like 1am. i'm certain the show was called aphrodisia. after that i found out they played a whole list of shitty porn shows on fridays late at night so i'd stay up til 3 in the morning watching them.

youtu.be/I8f1oeoc694

Had to dig to find this pic.
Must have been nearly 10 years ago. Found this pic on the max power website (magazine with cars and topless chicks)

I honestly don't understand how I still remember her name...

This exact page in Maxim UK dated August 2003.

was 10 years old. Constant boners I don't know what to do with. Mom makes me take a bath every night. Discover that if I slide my dick on the slippery bottom of the tub, it feels reeeeeeelly good. Water sloshing everywhere. first orgasm....think I'm peeing. jump out of the tub and try to pee in the toilet. nothing comes. but i was hooked. felt so good. didn't cum anything for another two years. that was a shock the first time that happened.

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Time flies when you're fapping all the time

>didn't come anything
Is that normal? I thought it was just me

I wish I could find sauce of this but since it was like 8 years ago I can't. It was on spankwire, that's all I remember in terms of website. This chubby 10/10 face girl was kinda just posing for the camera in really hot positions for like 5 minutes by an indoor pool, then this jacked dude walked in and fucked her on a pool chair. I remember I was watching it on the family computer and no one was home except me and my brother, who was in the shower (the bathroom was right behind the computer, which was in the rec room) and that was the first time I blew my load. I heard the shower shut off and I tore ass to my room after turning the computer off. Next day I found out how to delete history from the computer

sounds like a good first time,user

hehehe ... i remember doing that pretty much every episode ... and Gabrielle ... Gabrielle ... Gab ... going to go relive a memory now ...

>She is so stunning, so captivating, so beautiful that she deserved a book all to herself. She has tits and ass from another planet
She's really nothing special. The person the quote is attributed to must have the most vanilla standards ever.

cathy ireland

He makes my cock hard and my asshole twitch.

Thoughts of Julia's thong hanging out in 8th grade biology

normal, me too

Same exact thing here, but was a little older