I em the wizard of good luck

I em the wizard of good luck.

Singles: you keep going with your shitty life

Dubs: your dream car in 2 years or less

Trips: your dream house in 3 years or less

Quads: dream car, dream house, dream spouse all in a week

Quint: immortality (still die from physical like gunshot, no sickness can kill, no aging)

Sextuplets: immortality & invulnerability

Roll to seal your fate.

spundiggity

neat.
WinRAR!

Our first is a get! Ready for your new Volkwagen Beetle?

But what if I don't like driving?

Can I get a motorbike instead of a shitty car?

kkk

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Do not dig for karma or attention.

Rollerino

Rickety rollin

Fuck it. Why not.

rolling

Then you can sell the car and buy a Thai tranny for a week

c'mon wizard, help me!

plz be good to me

If you doubt the power of the good luck wizard just huff some of this

end sandniggers pls wizdude

well shit

gib digits

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double or nothing re roll lets go bois!!!
: ^)

Rull

do it

Sandniggers will be eradicated if this post rolls an even dub. They will be more powerful than ever if odd dubs.

Help me live

immortality socks

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Here's your brand new car gaggle. The good wizard wills it.

Rollin for a thai ladyboy.

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reroll for sandnigger apocalypse

fuck it i'll roll

ro1l

Double Dubs? I didn't come prepared for this. You can choose now between the house or two cars.

Rollie

faggot

gimme dat good life

Help me live great wizard

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Two new cars for the lucky niglets!

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I already know I'm getting a good life. Also kek.

ρολλ i guess

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hell yeah

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U r a wizard harry

i wanna die

I already got all that so I'm rollin for quints or sextuplets

dubs or better

What is single, dubs, trips, quads, quints, sextuplets?

Let's fucking go!

roll for wizard sleeve

Fucking newfag

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praise

quads to kill my nigger of a wife for a white bitch

Fuck my life.

abracadabroll!

rollerino

rolllerinonoreno

But what if I'm happier with my current car?

Rollin for dubs

rerool

reroll

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reroller

fuck it why not

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Is there any alternative award rolls i dont care for cars or houses and i know i wont roll immortal

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rolling for stuff

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