I em the wizard of good luck.
Singles: you keep going with your shitty life
Dubs: your dream car in 2 years or less
Trips: your dream house in 3 years or less
Quads: dream car, dream house, dream spouse all in a week
Quint: immortality (still die from physical like gunshot, no sickness can kill, no aging)
Sextuplets: immortality & invulnerability
Roll to seal your fate.
Our first is a get! Ready for your new Volkwagen Beetle?
But what if I don't like driving?
Can I get a motorbike instead of a shitty car?
Do not dig for karma or attention.
Then you can sell the car and buy a Thai tranny for a week
If you doubt the power of the good luck wizard just huff some of this
end sandniggers pls wizdude
double or nothing re roll lets go bois!!!
: ^)
Sandniggers will be eradicated if this post rolls an even dub. They will be more powerful than ever if odd dubs.
Here's your brand new car gaggle. The good wizard wills it.
Rollin for a thai ladyboy.
reroll for sandnigger apocalypse
Double Dubs? I didn't come prepared for this. You can choose now between the house or two cars.
Help me live great wizard
Two new cars for the lucky niglets!
I already know I'm getting a good life. Also kek.
I already got all that so I'm rollin for quints or sextuplets
What is single, dubs, trips, quads, quints, sextuplets?
quads to kill my nigger of a wife for a white bitch
But what if I'm happier with my current car?
Is there any alternative award rolls i dont care for cars or houses and i know i wont roll immortal