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Metal general: Unarguably the best Metal vocalist of all time edition

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kpop is more enjoyable than metal

Abbath is actually the best metal vocalist

That's not Attila

NO DJENT

ha.

king diamond sucks

contrarian faggot

lmao, "no"

for once, i agree with vargposter

URGENT: What kind of jeep does Varg drive

lmao, "no"

An arian one

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Some Japanese shit I think

Oh please half the people here crosspost in those threads.

i wish varg was my father

youtube.com/watch?v=LyRao18lxX4
>mfw that intro

contrarian faggot

>URGENT

How in god's name could this be urgent

I wish Varg was your father too.

That's not Ronnie James.

DEFEND EMPEROR

metalsucks.net/2017/01/05/editorial-regarding-euronymous-claim-that-almost-all-norwegian-bands-are-more-or-less-nazis/

>So why has MetalSucks overlooked Emperor’s crimes up until now?

>I don’t have a good answer.

>I’m embarrassed — and, frankly, ashamed — that we’ve let Emperor off the hook all this time.

>But I speak for both Vince and myself when I say that we won’t give Emperor a free pass any longer. Like the members of Darkthrone, that’s all we can really do now: apologize for our past mistakes and make an earnest effort to do better next time.

Maybe someone can id that shit engine & his non-alcoholic beer

youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5Z-e872XA

What color are you? If your half black you might be his stepson

Is that Geddy Lee

He's at the dealership about to buy one but he's not sure about the model

No, he's a different Canadian singer on a metal band

I wanted to see if it was availiable as a mod for spintires.

Kek

no, les claypool

Metalsucks just digging their grave even deeper, and it will be glorious when they finally fall into it.

youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w

what i don't get is why they're dragging a band's name through the mud like 15 years after they quit making music

varg has some UAZ jeep doesnt he?

Because people will click the link and give them ad money.

The front grille and bumper don't look similar to any UAZ models I have seen, but it may just be custom or a model I don't know.

user already posted the vid where he says exactly what it is you fucks

heavy metal is kinda gay and homoerotic music which inspires the hidden queer in metalheads

Then what is it? He doesn't say shit about it in the video posted here.

>IM A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
10/10 best blackie boy

>Burzum (not really) brought to you by UAZ

we're talking about the specific model though

youtu.be/dG8sS0U3HDs?t=8m40s

Varg's too much of an intellectual for me

>new alestorm album being recorded
i'm actually excited for buttmetal

>Not being excited for cheesy pirate metal.

It's like you hate fun or something.

i hate fun.

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what is the Bad Brains of metal?

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How does one, exactly suck a fuck?

Hey guys

WOW WHAT AN AMAZING THREAD

very carefully

Fuck metalcucks done it again

lmao, "no"

contrarian faggot

lmao, "no"

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam
lmao you win this round

What's a metal guilty pleasure song/album/artist you have?

Rammstein

>2013 Deafheaven
>2014 Behemoth
>2015 Mgla
>2016 Vektor
Which new metal album is going to be the biggest shitposting magnet in 2017?

new Wintersun

tool

You guys make me guilty about liking critically praised bands like Neurosis and Insomnium so at this point pretty much everything

>critically praised bands like Neurosis

gods of violence

Fuck off
Neurosis were making music while you were still in school

>critically praised bands like Neurosis

boring

So I decided to listen a Bolt Thrower song for the first time a couple of hours ago and I accidentally listened to 6 records, have you guise had any experience like that one?

>Not Dio
wew lad.

>tfw still in school now

The Prodigy

>caring about some autist's opinion of your opinion on music on a Taiwanese meth lab

i think their time faded away

no dude you don't get it, they've mastered the art of procrastination to such a degree they actually recorded a *whole entire another album* instead of being done with Time II

It's gonna be terrible and we're gonna meme it to death

so you're saying they finally found a way to record inside a sauna, so they have to spend 0% of their time outside the sauna?

Bless the Finns.

They reached the console from the sauna using a stick, that's why the mastering took so long.

>that entire train wreck of a post

oh finland.

So I just started listening to INRI and it really sounds like early grindcore (a la terrorizer)

Most early extreme metal sounds like it could go many ways. First wave bm sounds like really really raw thrash; first wave death sounds a bit black at times, etc. In the case of INRI I think it's the speed and relentlessnes that gives it a grindy vibe, but the riffs are well into that thrash/black territory.

funny how you can tell what a faggot the original writer of the greentext is just by the words left untranslated by google

What did they mean by this?

>tfw the cover art is absolute shit but the music is good

>corpsepainted beard
good god does that look stupid

But it's demon war paint, user.

You are stupid

>memetallum

They are highly rated on all sites like Sputnikmusic and RYM, what're you gonna do about that

Neurosis IS widely praised, that's not a secular opinion; stop trying to meme it.

what's wrong with metallum?

first week of 2017 is almost over, anything good come out yet?

fuck you

Intense circlejerk, meme reviews (both in earnest and unwittingly), power trips and arse licking, dubious criteria for what can and can't be included on the site; the list does, indeed, go on

Anybody here a member of Metal Tracker?

en.metal-tracker.com/

>feeding the shitposter

me

shit sucks
get on a real music tracker

Ural??