Found a baby mouse. My dog tried to eat it. What do

Found a baby mouse. My dog tried to eat it. What do.

eat it in front of your dog to remind him who's in charge

let it go outside, and keep your dog from eating it until it gets away

It's a pest, retard. Kill it or let it go in some fucking woods or something,

Will do. Time stamp and pics of me eating it soon.

Nurture it or set it free.

Wow this is Sup Forums we dont do anything a normal human would do

Set it on fire

Take it to a field or somthing near buy and just let it go dude.

Wait I can keep this lil nig

underrated post

put it in the microwave and hear his pain

This.

Blast it with piss, space program.

You need to slowly build its pain tolerance first just start off with a few hits in the back or just by dropping some heavy metals on it, lighting metals on fire and rubbing it. Then feed it and continue to build its pain tolerance upto the point where it cant take anymore. After that just give it to your dog

Keep the mouse, shoot the dog, then kill yourself faggot

10 gallon tank, mouse food. Hamster ball for great justice. I've kept fifty mouse I every found in my house.

Every mouse I ever

Assuming this isn't bait, soak it in cooking oil, then microwave it

Put it in a sock then use the sock as a cup rag

Finish what your dog could not. Deep fry the nigga and eat him.

Cum

So I can actually keep this lil shit?

Fill container with rubbing alcohol or gasolinr

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Yeah in your stomach. Eat him!

I don't see why not. It's an awfully cute looking mouse.

If you get a cage for it then you can keep that little nigger

I'm not eating him without some quads nigga

Yes love it forever

Yes it is possible to keep it, but it'll be happier free.

Troo but I don't have a container

We caught a baby mouse. It turned out to be the best pet ever. It definitely lived longer because we cared for it (wild mice live dangerous lives).

Get some supplies from your local pet store or let it go immediately.

OP!

you MUST eat your dog


NOW

DO IT

Remember, Seeds not cheese
Also its probably a bit cold. Microwave for 10 seconds should make him feel better

Eat it or let your dog do it or eat half and other half share with your dog.

This but hold eye contact and verbally tell your dog that this is what happens to bad dogs.

Take a bunch of cute pictures with it then make a Webcam and lable it "more cute pics", what plays is the mouse impaled by a stick through the chest and it screeching as its still alive or some other disturbing shit and post this on tumblr with the tags "cute, fluffy, and animal lover".

in b4 Hanta Virus

delivered

>release it
>follow it back to where it lives
>kill parents and other baby mice
>skin, cook, and eat like a king

That is a vole......
NOT A BABY MOUSE BUT A LOWLY COMMON VOLE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I WIN AGAIN

Become king op

fuck it in the ass

Keep it

timmy 2.0 ;- ;

Grab it by the tail and slam it against something hard and take a picture when a hawk or something goes to grab it

Stick it in ass + pic

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