I want to eat my cum, but every time I cum I lose all desire to do so. What should I do?

I want to eat my cum, but every time I cum I lose all desire to do so. What should I do?

Also general porn thread

Save some cum in the fridge and before you cum again eat the old one.

Bad idea Op just stop trying to be a fag. Of you can't fap then stop just before you cum you will still cum and stay hard then go back to fapping as you lick up your nutt.

No, it turns to instant regret.
What the fuck. I can only assume you do this?

Stop forcing yourself into a paradox

Sheesh OP

Really isn't worth it. It is bitter as fuck and anyone who says otherwise is lying. But you can always get on your back and roll backwards a bit and put your dick right above your face and cum in your mouth.

Turn off the lights, cum on hand open mouth quickly put hand in mouth and suck off.. at first you might not work but keep trying what i said and it will happen, after it happens for a first time each time you will look forward to coming and eating it. btw nice dubs fgt.

I do this as well

You eat your old cold cum?
But why.
I can see cumming in your hand and using it as lube to fist yourself, I've done that. But I don't want to eat it.

>anyone who says otherwise is lying
somebody isn't eating their pineapple

Bitter? Interesting. My cum isn't bitter, just salty and a little chlorine-y. But the cum directly in your mouth advice is solid.

Fap in this position

Well I bet you also don't fuck yourself with an 8 inch dildo. Different tastes

No, just trying to help solve your conundrum. Others have suggested good methods.

You eat the ice cube/s?

You already did?

12*
>different tastes
Clever, user.

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If your cum is bitter there is something wrong with you

sauce?

RUIN YOUR ORGASM

If you edge and keep yourself from having the orgasm while still ejaculating, you'll slurp that cum down without a second thought.

Justccum on yourself like the rest of us closet faggots

How do I cum without orgasm?

Eat someone else's cum?

You've never ruined an orgasm?

By knowing your exact limit and taking your hand off your dick right before you ejaculate. If you do it right, you will still ejaculate (or at least dribble) but you won't have an orgasm.

What I did was tell myself just do it, because I too had backed out a thousand times. So I came into my hand and in one quick motion put it in my mouth. I just over road my feeling of backing out and just did it.

>pineapple
Stupid question here but I see people talking about pineapple very often about swallowing cum. What does it change ?

It makes it sweet I guess instead of bitter

Name ?

>Bad idea Op just stop trying to be a fag
Underrated advice for life

I'm 26 and have never tasted my (or anyone else's) cum. Am I the majority or minority? I want to know how it tastes but without tasting it.

Well I do already like how my cum tastes, as my girlfriend do.
Can someone who tried it tell us more about this ?
Maybe I'll try one day...

I think it urban legend this is one I bet the mythbusters would have loved to test

You're probably the majority, I'm not. Man, if you wanna know, just try it and you will know. Don't telle it anyone if you don't want anyone to know, but you will have the answer to your question.

i feel like commenting itt. have done this a few times. taste is OK. usually not interested after I cum. Just force yourself to do it and you'll get over it soon... I don't like it very much so I don't do it unless I have nowhere to "put" my load. ECKS DEE

I only mean I want to know how my cum tastes. When I jizz in a lady's mouth what does she taste? I'm curious but it just seems wrong to taste it myself.

Makes it taste kind of like pineapples, no shit. If you load up on fruit especially pineapple it makes ur cum sweet.

just smell it. it's only smellz. it tastes like it smells.

>this is one I bet the mythbusters would have loved to test
lol !

I'll probably test it myself, won't be the first time I eat my cum, but I'd like to know what to expect.

I figure lots of guys kiss women after and would get a bit of a taste. One woman seemed to be offended when I wanted her to drink some water before I kissed her. It's not like she had to leave. I had a glass of water right there next to the bed.

i usually want a taste but don't like to say I want some. most girls are not inclined to kiss after a BJ in my experience.

Yeah you expect her to put it in her mouth but you won't let a little get transferred to your mouth but it came out of you. I wouldn't wanna fuck you after that

Gonna try it, I don't even know if I like how pineapple tastes ^^.

Every men is different. You can't know from anyone how they taste and think it will be the same for you. Juste try it !

>but it just seems wrong to taste it myself
Why ? Some people says it's bad to have a fuck without wanting to impregnate, still you do. What other people say doesn't matter, just do it and keep it for yourself.

It's not the same thing though. It's a penis. I'm a guy. I don't like penises. It's like saying "you dumped me because my penis is 3 inches fully erect, but you don't even have a penis!"

veruca james

If a girl didn't want to kiss you after you ate her pussy, what would you think?

>veruca james
Love you so much

You never ate pineapple??

I know what other people think doesn't matter. The problem is it seems wrong to me.

And I know not everyone tastes the same. I'm curious what mine tastes like too. I only mentioned that I haven't tasted anyone else's to let people know I'm not homo. If you say that you've never tasted your own semen it sounds like you've tasted someone elses.
> I've never smoked cigarettes that I paid for.

best kisses are after you just made her cum like that. love it. some girls like that kiss, some avoid it.

Your strait so u don't like cum or dicks of other men. Jerking off doesn't make gay and neither does kissing a girl with your cum in her mouth. Obsessing over it makes one think you are insecure in your sexuality

Analogies....not your strong suit

if I did I don't remember it.

I understand. I can only tell you, get your answer and that's over. Don't stay with a question in your mind. Your only other solution is to make somebody tastes your cum and tell you how it tastes. But this person will probably tell you she doesn't know how to describe it. As an exemple, I tasted my own (many times), and I really don't know how to describe it.

I'd think it's a little odd, but that's mainly because it just seems bad for a guy to taste dick but not for a woman to taste pussy. Like my friend made out with her friend. They're both girls but I don't think either is a lesbian or really even bisexual. But if of my guy friends made out with a dude I'd think about it very differently.

I often put my fingers in a girl's mouth after putting them inside her. It's kind of a submission thing. I'm into that. Being made to taste yourself is submissive and I like submissive women.

le this

Jerk off into something

Wait a a few minutes while you keep watching porn or your neighbors dog or whatever you're getting off on...eat the cum

ta dah!

Exactly if the owner of the genitalia (who knows where it's been) will let you put your mouth on it but is scared of putting there mouth on it indirectly. Isn't going to set the mood for good and plentiful sex in the future. And seems rude

It's valid bro. I'm not unwilling to taste my own dick/semen because I think the taste is bad. If say a machine could reproduce the exact taste using plants I'd taste it. It's only gross because I think penis is gross. I date women who like penis. They are putting something they like in their mouth. If every woman on earth was 100% lesbian I wouldn't expect any of them to taste my dick. But some like dick.

>They are putting something they like in their mouth

they are putting something in their mouth because YOU like it

>it just seems bad for a guy to taste dick but not for a woman to taste pussy

Do you jerk off? I mean penis is gross

Touching dick is gay!

Regardless if you think it's valid it's very unclear

That's why I always imagine it's Jesus' hand holding mine

No one thinks it's gay to touch your own dick so why taste your own semen?

I've touched my dick so many times it's fine. If I needed to taste my dick to pee I'd be used to tasting it too

Not always. I was friends with a girl who loved to suck dick. She would give me blow jobs all the time because she liked to.

That fact you think penis is so gross makes me seriously question your hygiene.what do u know that we don't

What's this girls name

The original claim was idiotic though. Am I not allowed to get a bj if I'm not willing to suck dick? No anal unless I'll take it up the ass?

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Read the thread, you dumb nigger.

If touching my dick wasn't so common I'd probably find that weird too. But I had no reason to taste my semen until I was am adult. And taste seems a lot more important than touch. Touching poop? Gross. Tasting poop? Absolutely disgusting, a billion times worse.

If you think cleanliness is what matters, you'd suck a guy's dick if he washed it?

She liked the attention, not the dick in her mouth

Of course

Are you that fucking "sheeesh" guy from funnyjunk?

it works amazingly

Found out this girl I've known since 1st grade just started doing porn(pic related). Her name is Amina Allure

I doubt it. She had my attention already. She had an oral fixation. She sucked her thumb too.

Are you gay/bi?

sounds like the classic attention whore

you'll figure them out one day junior

No but clean is clean

She had 100% of my attention. She didn't need to suck my dick for any additional attention. She was my best friend. I wanted to date her but she said no. But she would suck my dick all the time.

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EVERYONE has eaten his own cum. Get naked lie on your back and if u cum hard u can cum on your own face. So fucking cash.

Not me.

leave all of that sexy shit to the girls

it's not worth it, much more fun cumming in some girls mouth rather than your own

I have never eaten my own cum you disgusting faggot.

Stop being a homophobe and do it it's fun.

Go to a psychiatrist

Probably because you don't have a dick to cum with you fucking eunich.

Just cum in a ice tray and put in the freezer till it is frozen. Let i melt in your mouth and give time to get used to the taste.
Next time cum in your hand and lick it from there. Have it in your mouth for awhile before you swallow it.
Coffee and smoking will make it more bitter FYI.

Stop being a homophone and due it it's fun

Eunichs have no balls dipshit.

I don't know if you're in the majority or not, but I've never understood this whole "regret" or "backing out" thing... I've been eating my cum for as long as I've been jacking off. It started out just as the most efficient way to clean up after, and I've just always done it.

i had the same problem so i just started licking my precum off my fingers while i'm fapping. still hot as fuck

nice sextuplets on your time

ehh i tried it once and didnt really like it. the only other time ive done it was when i jerked off in the back off my school bus for lack of anything to clean up with