What would you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

What would you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

That kind of situation would definitely justify rape as defense.

Laugh, then keep walking.

>she probably can't even skate

Rape those cute little asses

they're wearing shorts and they don't have any scuffs on their knees or legs anyplace. of course they don't skate

Only real answers.

give them my wallet and slowly walk away crying

id ask one of them to kickflip

>You need scars and deformities to show you skate.
No idiot. That's like saying someone can only be a boxer if they have black eyes and a busted lip. Maybe you are just uncoordinated. 

Punch all of them in the face and keep walking

FUCK YEAH EQUALITY!

I'll give them something else.

tell them I'd have to give them my dick first.

I would laught and move on

Give them the 'ol wrinkle stick

*teleports behind them*
Memes
*unsheathes memes*
Memes
Fuck you i cant remember it

"Prosti-Tots"

I'd tell them that they would have to go through my cock to get to my wallet.

I would say: "Good try FBI, I can't give money to little girls, I would be arrested for child prostitution".

Well then probably tell them to fuck off and later fap to the imagination of raping them

Nope, i'm afraid they're going to have to fight me. Also anything happens is not my fault because they started the fight.

that's how the law works... r-right?

Id take their wallets by force.

lolol

"I'm sorry, I have my wallet in my house, you wanna come?"

Flashbang + Fan the Hammer

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do they have a gun? if not then laugh my ass off.

I'd show them the condoms and booze I brought, then take a seat over there.

Pull out my ccw and shoot them In the face.

Tell them it's in my middle pocket.

Unsheathe my katana and teleport behind them.

Laugh, dumb bitch cant hold a skate properly, stop mall grabbing

id show them the way out of the dark alley, tip my fedora, bid them good night and be on my way.

knockout one on right.
front kick to the chest one on left.
near naked choke the mid.
walk away with three new sunglasses and a skateboard.

I'd take a seat.

Beat and rape all of them, then drag them to my car, drive them to my home, and lock them up in my basement and rape/torture them for the next 40 years.

This.

>Heh... Nothin personnel kid..

leave /fa/ u faggot

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I would snatch her deck and ride off laughing, only slowing down to bust out a switch frontside 180 heelflip and relish in their cries of pain and frustration at their realization they will never be as rad as I am

40 years? fuck, you are useless, by the end of the first year I would be forced to discard them like broken toys.

die

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you're retarded if you don't think falling isn't apart of learning to skate.

Laugh, pat them on the head and keep walking.
I could fuck up 30-40 10 year girls at once without breaking a sweat.

I think this person is suggesting this become a cp thread, Report him for suggesting this topic.

Take off my shoes and socks.

Call the police while I keep my privileged penis in my pants.

Khitbash

Everyone who skates knows you hold the board horizontally by the actual board itself. Posers hold it by the trucks.

enjoy your time in jail.

I'd fuck em

Every single person that actually skates has at least a couple scars and always has at least one bruise.

Kick em in their stupid faces

MORE

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You probably couldn't take one of those girls, let alone 3.

Damn straight. Trucks get all grimed up.

Gaaaay

I would give them my wallet full of dick

>Implying they would even resemble human beings by the time I'm finished.
>Forced to discard after one year

Oh young one, what's your hurry? It's the slow.... simple.... methodical torture.... that's what hurts most terribly - what truly crushes the soul.

Sure I could beat them savagely and rape them every day and burn then - and I would do all these things.

But it's no fun to -just- do that.

I'd take them, and break them down into nothing. Not even human beings. A week with me, and death is the only merciful thing you could do to them. 40 years with me, and the things I have done will haunt their souls from now until the end of all time.

Do the Elvis esque "uh huh huh" like the blue guys in gta2...gimme yer wallet!

cyclone punch them then take their ring pops

Here's some more bb

360 degrees turn and walk away

I need some more Bella in my life.

can i have more plz

KEK

abandon thread

My previous comment still stands:
You're just a fat beta basement dweller, you'd probably give them your wallet and run. This nigger is jerking off to an alternate universe where he has balls. That's just fucking sad.

see this post

Pretty much

One more, but there's a link to a huge 2 GB file full of nonude models WHICH ARE ENTIRELY LEGAL YEH?

MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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wheres the link?

Why do you lie?

non-nude only? :/

>non-nude
Then what's the fucking point?

You're here with us on a Saturday night for a reason. Loser.

Man, i didn't get a (You). Shucks.

Tell them my wallet is in my front pocket and rape

>can't jerk off without hardcore porn
Faggot.

being into feet is fuckin great

I believe you're looking for:

"Nothing personnel, kid"

come say that shit to my face dude.

ill buy them some Cheese pizza, i know its just a Minor act of kindness but im not Kidding when i say it would make me feel Young again

This

I'd send them back to

Steal their skateboard and ride away
i need a new deck anyways

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Post your address

I can't. I'm a fuckin kissless virgin recluse.

Are you gonna trade that skateboard for a deck?

kek

NEVERMIND.

Laugh at that girl for mall grabbing that board.

Where you wanna meet up, asshole? You better not pussy out, asshole. There will be music and champagne, asshole.

hehehe