Dubs decide

Dubs decide

Tits?

I'm great I just took the biggest dump I weighed myself before and after I lost 3 pounds!!!!!!! Btw send a pic of your tits

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Can I have you shit on my chest it's one of my fetishes

Plz do this

Lol yessss

Fits or fake, bitch

Fuck, reroll for "Tits or fake". Fucking phone

Kys nigger

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I'm watching 70s enema porn , wanna join me

ADDY IN IMAGE!!!!

Tonight we're having a special event to premiere our newest movie:
"WATER POWER"

Water Power was loosely based on the real-life exploits of the "Illinois Enema Bandit", Michael H. Kenyon, who administered forced enemas to female college students in the 1960s and 70s. That's right, this is a movie about a serial enema rapist. It is often described as a XXX version of "Taxi Driver", but with more enemas. Nothing is left to the imagination here folks. It is absurd, hilarious, and disgusting.

Water Power will be the headliner in a special playlist designed to keep you simultaneously entertained and disgusted. Tonight's playlist:

All Times CST
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(09:05pm)-Edward Lee's depraved splatterpunk novel brought to life in: HEADER

(10:35pm)-The worst STD ever is: CONTRACTED

(12:00am)Our main event: WATER POWER

(01:20am)-Another orifice-oriented masterpiece: WETLANDS

(03:10am)-Every line is crossed by: ISLAND OF DEATH
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

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Are you that girl from the deep web sale section?

I'm doing pretty good. Missing your gorgeous tits though.

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>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

single and ready to fucking kill myself

Ya so cant send pics on tinder fuck head so keep rolling

Stop being a faggot

why aint we fuckin'?

Are you into scat porn?

I'm a balding, beardless guy in his 30's who wears normal jeans and t-shirts and runs a small business. I'm married and have a baby on the way. We have two dogs, though I also love cats. I drive a Hyundai. I listen to classical, classic rock, upbeat jazz, prog rock, prog metal. Roughly once a month I still get together with guys who've been friends since high school and do tabletop gaming. I went through a serious anime-nerd phase in my late teens. Most of what I eat is red meat, starch, and bread. I suck at every team sport you can name and was always picked near-last in gym class. My favorite authors are Robert Heinlein, Joe Haldeman, and Spider Robinson. I don't like going to bars or pubs. I jerk off to POV and lesbian porn. Also those "porn music videos". I buy clothes from department stores like Kohl's or J.C. Penney. I have no tattoos or piercings. Several of my friends have recently gotten tattoos, and I can't even think of what I'd get if I were to get one.

will you lick my ass?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

how do you feel about ass licking?

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Ah, this is the favorite part of my day on Messenger

First off, allow me to introduce myself, I work for Lexis Nexis a large legal firm in their online department, and in my free time I track down scum like you and make sure you have to go through the legal system!

What you've done is illegal federally, posting porn in areas on the internet where children can run across it without interacting with an 'are you 18' filter falls under 'exposing a minor to indecency', and yes, it applies to online forums.

What happens from here? Well I've taken screens of your post and username and am going to file the charges in court. Since I already file ~10 or so per day it's on my way. Messenger will be subpoenaed for your IP address which will be resolved to your home address (ISPs jump when they hear 'children' and 'porn' in the same sentence).

After that you'll receive a court summons. Since I'm filing in Ohio, you'll have to travel from wherever you are in the country to appear in my local court. Now, here's the best part... I'm not guaranteed to win the case by any means, however, you will have to pay to defend yourself, and you will have to make a trip to Ohio to do so.

Why do I do this?

Because there's no place in society, or the internet for sick, disturbed individuals like you, and the courts possess the ability to get you the psychological help you so desperately need

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YRC (you're really cute) :3

nice

Tripz commands you

Sheeeet

Don't let me ruin your selfesteem. I'm a self proclaimed faggot with a fetish about bouncing on my booi's dick to this.

She unmatched me faggots.
Go home, you fucked it up immediately and i dont have a new target yet

kys cunt