Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Ask myself when the fuck I got a big set of stairs in my bedroom

take her back to kitchen feed hard boiled eggs, brown is ok, ewab

wonder how my bedroom got so fucking fancy.

Turn 360° and walk away

This is bait

Correct

Call Gestapo.

Just to be sure.

as the OP i can say with confidence this whole thread is bait.
"We had to do some redecorating for the photoshoot."

Turn lights off I'm cheap

As anno I can say with certainty that "OP is a faggot who cannot deliver"

what would you like me to deliver exactly?

who's her?

I would wonder why this is supposed to be my bedroom.

Underrated post!

DLIVER!!!!

your pictures are very whimsical. is this what you wanted?

Break out my $25,000 camera setup and take pictures

Whose you?

Compliment her hair and ask her to make chewbacca noises at me while she shakes it about in my face.

"Oh good the photographer is finally here."

"hang on baby, just gotta adjust this f-stop"
"I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot.....oh, come on now, hold still, I was gonna shoot."

I've got a wedding coming up are you for hire? Jk you're a fag and I'd never pay you money.

i know that hotel! its in chicago! stayed there last year! anyway have sex with her!

MODS MODS MODS

"Where the fuck did my room go!?!?" I exclaim as my pants drop

"How do you want me to pose?"
what's the name of the hotel?
You find her attractive?

her tits are too big

do not want

Why? Because posting ugly people is against the rules now?
That's not underage, cunt. Just shitty genetics making her underdeveloped.

>slaughter female
> take scalp
>trade for whiskey and gunpowder
> bathe testicles in Epsom salt
> carve jade statue of Fran Tarkinton
>theorize valid theory of deep space travel for the purpose of saving the human race
> abolish mayonnaise
> stack wood for the winter
> paint shed
> perfect my cinnamon ice cream recipe
> binge watch Beverly Hillbillies
> pick up Travis at airport
> grind up jelly beans and sprinkle on cinnamon ice cream
> apply clown makeup
>fluff pillow
>sleep

Fuck

>da fuck happend to my bedroom?

> make her eat my ass with her against the wall
> take a step away
> unleash massive, fart-propelled spray
> have shit mural that looks like a naked chick with a helmet on

Ask if its silk or cashmere.