ITT: we're all on a plane

ITT: we're all on a plane

Why am I on a plain?

I know that feel

ifs dubs allahu akbar

I hate planes :(

TELL ME ABOUT BANE!?

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!?!

"LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

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>baneposting in a planeposting thread

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING PLANE!

Thank god there's so many black people on this plane. If we're ever taken hostage the government is sure to negotiate and take this seriously.

And I've had it with your bitch-ass additude! We were hired to transport a crate of snakes, and we're gonna transport a crate of snakes.

rolling

can I have a pillow pls

Fuck no, does it look like we're made of money?

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mind if the attendant wanks me in the bathroom?

injun grenaded.

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Roll

Okay then...

*says to flight attendant* "I'm worried about that man sitting two rows ahead. He keeps telling random people that they are on a plane, I... I think he may be a faggot."

Keks

TURBULENCE

ALLUHU AKABAR !!!

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/thread