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Here's hoping Liquid win the next game coming up soon.

First for NEED more characters to spice things up

Nigga this shit happens in California everyday

Yeah but we have 100+ active fires in the mainland as well
It's ridiculous and it happens pretty much every year

They're on an island

USA -15.5 is a special

> almost put 100 on Australia @80 but pussied out
Want aggressive cancer

Top lel.

Just back from a 3 day ban. Not been browsing /bet/. Need a 3 day summary please

Many people DAC after William's fuckup
b365 was down during a dire time
Ausburg 2.0 happened with Global which got 12-0, but couldn't bet since b365 was down at this time

We uncovereved your sexist Sup Forums history lad. Also Australia is a mainstream special

Reminder now that football season is upon us

NEVER
- Do accys
- Bet more than you can afford
- Bet on corners or handicap bettin

ALWAYS
- Have a stake limit (small / med / large)
- Bet on over 0.5 goals in the first half
- Bet on Juventus + BTTS No
- HAVE YER MOBOILS READY
- Ignore tips posted on /bet/

Thanks pal

Nice shop

Strange post this

holy shit stay safe bro , was the fire intentional ?


anyone else think usa team lose on purpose at the start for the bookies

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>Nice shop
Nice lie
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/43351971/#q43352193

strange. I dont even go on Sup Forums desu

NEED an explanation by Ian desu.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/43351971/#q43352193

Is simple, he was posting on Sup Forums and forgot to take his trip off. Once he realized he fucked up he quickly tried to delete his post.

Wonder what bettingscams would make of this desu

Euan SO weird

wouldn't trust my 2 daughters around him

pmsl

Hearing rumours that BT is making a comeback after his dissertation deadline tomorrow

BT isn't much of a character desu

Hi BT!

I want Jamie back ;_;

My number of bookings model is throwing up astounding value in the o3 line currently offered in the Japan-Sweden game. There's already been a lot more fouls than the average for these games in the first half and it's a must win for both sides.

wtb

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Monfils vs Cilic in half an hour. The frenchie @~1.5

What do you lids think about this? IMO it's definitely fake, you are more likely to win the lottery than go 24-0

What bookies offer this market?

Fuck forgot link reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/3s5cr4/i_turned_300_into_100000_in_a_month_and_a_half_by/

Cancelled Pmsl.

IBC

Ha, what happened for an Olympic reschedule?

It got Roland Garros'd (rained off)

>forget to post link/picture gimmick
>going on lebbit
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Japan U23 SW

Medium steak

I prefer mine rare tbhfam.

No-one cears

Yeah, typical pyro cuntery

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Man, I wish I could cash out on this bet since I'd be fine with whatever I would've been able to cash out at this point.

Any value on USA from here?

Struggling to comprehend this. Is it a play on words? If so, not too bad.

If not, v strange post.

Yeah mate, USA handis looks good. Their offense is just waiting to explode in the 4th quarter

Liquid is doing it!

What the fuck did i tell you. The value is there lads. Liquid are legitimate contenders.

IF this bet comes through, the level of shitposting that i will unleash ITT will blast all of you mugs right out of /bet/ FOREVER

No.

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I will join you and use my meager winnings to model a new betting cave based on your original basement setup

WE WUZ KANGZ.

Liking this bet.

paying £500 for ANY info on the original Hass

American user vs sexist fraud, who will win

>His name was Hass
Please send my reward money to Juve and claim your 100-year membership

>up 0.05 units today

pmsl

Why would there be value in the 4th Q of the 3rd international basketball match of the tournement broadcast live around the world with limits of tens of thousands of pounds? pmsl

#on -6.5

There's never been any evidence that there was a previous Hass. Why don't you go through the archives and find something?

I don't care about value mate, I'm after winners

Need Curry to come on and shoot some 3s ffs

Stopped reading after
>Need Curry

Talking huge sense here pal. If you knew anything at all about this NBA you would know USA -6.5 for the 4th quarter is winner.

Wonder how much Mackers has on Sol de America -1

he didnt use the name Hass in /bet/, he posted as user, I know him from elsewhere, he is pretty similar to current Hass but some details dont match so either current Hass is lying or there are/were two

Sam Querrey playing now, the Djockovic buster of Wombledon.

Shaking desu

Why don't you just ask your IRL Hass if he still goes on /bet/?

Wings Gaming @1.57 is a solid bet

bare with me i'll confirm after draft

I thought we established it's the fucking Matrix

1 more piece of info, the original Hass is/was in the telegram group, if anyone is still in that

On second thoughts I'm not sure how this vindaloo is going to help Team USA score more points but they seem to be doing okay without it
I'm in the whatsapp group pal

Because he can score 3-pointers and this makes Sup Forums mad

Drow vs PA

hmm, i'm not so sure about the bet now

MVP with the fucking run into your face draft.
Draft wise I would say I like MVP's draft better but that doesn't mean it is the better draft since Wings has a solid drow draft as well. I think MVP will take it but it is 50/50 since both teams are very good at executing their respective drafts.

Fake Ameribets so shrewd

You're welcome.

But what are you talking about?

American tipsters SO shrewd

got medium on wings tbf

hoping warlock gets farmed

Not you bud, this guy:
Up sums and sums, staked all my winnings from the Czech and English Cups on this

What was the tip?

USA -6.5 apparently pmsl, absolute WORLDIE

staking all my -6.5 winning on the Texas Rangers to win

Sick to my stomach

>Baseball 'games' are 1 inning long

hopefully it will burn everything and kill every fucking madêrense

/bet/ so boring these days. Might just stick to tipping on the private forums

t4tw, is rape ever the victims fault?

>victim shaming
sad!

hello guys wann make 1k real quick got 100€ in deposit
looking for tips on dota 2 gooks easy munney i heard
sadly i only know doto basics and i nono iceice so anyone can help with tips i am leaue oof legendia faker thoo

jani PLEASE free juveguy from his 30 day ban

Montreal making the betchasing dream real. Just gotta find a single guaranteed bet @2 and I'll be golden.

How does he not know how to change his ip? odd character

Go on then. Actually leave. Stop begging for attention.

He rang tech support to ask about changing his IP but his mum told him not to call her at work

need someone to tip a swimming bet i can lay

Lay laying Pelphs

PMSL

So LARGE on every single overs market in the South Africa game. Finishes 4-3 to Iraq, cap this.

>barely posted in the last couple weeks or so
>EVERY time I come on for a late night shitpost before bed I read these type of comments

Coincidence? I think not

Anyway what the FUCK are we doing for your birthday lid? Mines the 18th so we could do a cute little joint party if you want?

Was just about to screenshot this worldie to my American banter folder and then I saw the flag