Shes drunk and flirting with you

Shes drunk and flirting with you
wat do?

Holy trips check'd. Oh i'd walk away OP.

Run as fast as I can, probably doesn't have to be that fast given how chubby she is.

Tell her you're dating Jenny Craig.

Hope shes bi and flirt back because they love trannies.

how old?

Fuck her of course? Fat girls give the best head.

talk about whatever while playing with her nipple

/thread

Lol speaking of drunk girls im about to sleep with one. But why cant i get hard. Help me out here bros im freakin out

i would make her titfuck me all night

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Get head, play with her titties, then leave. Don't feel like losing my virginity to a fat chick.

Well since people complain about me either talking or not talking I'd probably just be polite and end the conversation to go somewhere to sleep for a while. One mistake and it's all over. It's probably not good for her to not have me looking out for her but if I did people could just look for my mistakes instead of what was going on at the time. If they were doing something wrong they'd definitely would want to point fingers. Small infractions lead to bigger things. That one small thing is what caused it all. Fuck this.

Ooh, there's more. Proceed!

Take viagra. Don't take extenze, It doesn't do shit.

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Role my eyes and tell her no she looks like she wants kids

STop teasing. Give us what we want.

Dump! Dump! Dump! Dump!

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boring insecure faggot

MOAR!!1

Ich kotz gleich du Vogel

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Please stop posting