It's 5 am. Trying to fuck with a house. What's the best way without getting caught?

It's 5 am. Trying to fuck with a house. What's the best way without getting caught?

Make sure the house's parents aren't home, and bring lots of lube.

Did...did she just lick his asshole?

"she"

Its called tossing salad you dipshit.

It*

I'm not trying to tell you how to fuck your house but I'm a backdoor man myself and would heavily recommend it. As previous user said lube it up.

Well that is dumb.

>fucking with a house
>nor fucking with a tight little smelly apartment

why would you fuck with this?

nice

first day on the internet friend?

Pull out and jizz in that dirty houses peephole

Ho shit, sauce?

>living in Iowa

Get a job in corn and fuck off.

who the fuck lives in iowa

lol its 6am you idiot lmao

Secretly put dick in
dont use windows or oil intake (some have oil burners)

I live in Iowa.

>not op

3.107 million people apparently.

I do, unfortunately.

Chimney makes a great butt plug !!

Pinky in chimney. Do you have to mow the lawn to get to the front door?

It was just a guess but I think I was right and scared bitch boy op.