I just ate my own cum, it was literally one of the worst things ive ever tasted...

i just ate my own cum, it was literally one of the worst things ive ever tasted. i think my shit actually tasted better than my cum.

You must have some really disgusting cum

HAHA! WOW! LOL! OH WOW! HAHA!

>because i have also eaten my own shit

>he tasted his own shit

Maybe because you let it sit in your mouth, your suppose to swallow it fast

This guy knows what's up

it tasted like full fat milk that had been sitting next to a heater for a week

Who says its a guy

Lol but girls are just expected to love it

You must have bad tasting cum. Mine tastes pretty good.

what

Did it taste like coconut water? cos that's what mine tasted like.

maybe spoiled coconut water, but even that wouldnt do the foulness justice

i actually want to find some bitch to suck my dick now so that she has to swallow all my toxic cum

Mine tastes like corn and pool water.

Do you eat many fruits and vegetables? my jizz was relatively sweet, salty, but somewhat sweet and not entirely unpleasant. no homo.

my diet is terrible i just eat shit tier pizza and drink soda all day

Chris chan get out

there you go mate, eat more fruits and veg, fruits especially, and your jizz will taste half decent for the ladies. or yourself, no homo.

Neat.

You need to work on your diet, fitness, and not eating shit.

kek

I've tasted my own cum and it def wasn't that bad, you must have a really porn diet.

*poor

That's super fucking evil, bro

Mine tastes of bleach and numbs your tongue

>you must have a really porn diet.

lmfao

Mine tastes creamy good. You have problems OP.

drink a lot of pineapple juice i make your jizz sweet

I type porn more than poor I guess.

i do have an unhealthy appetite for porn tbf

> numbs your tongue
At least you know what to do if you eat spicy food and your tongue hurts

>Expecting girls to be on the internet

>is on Sup Forums
>tells me he watches too much porn
I already know, my dude.