What's the worst thing you've ever done?

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

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I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>came here just to checkem

that's johnny cash, not you.

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I took a penny but didn't leave one

Called my mom "anus" when i was pissed.

Well, I stole money from pretty much everyone I knew inculding my parents, only to buy a smartphone I would break the other day. I'm going to hell for that.

Join Sup Forums in 2015... sick since that day

Got dubs

didn't brush my teeth last night

noice

I vacuumed a live mosquito

I checked em

I know that feel bro

This thread is a dubsfest.

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Oh, I almost forgot I smeared some snot on my brothers pillow when he stole my jewish gum!

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OP's mum

collected hundreds of gigs worth of cp and fap to it.

i've gone full degenerate thanks to this place.

- Stole gold from my best friends mom
- Fapped my lil brother, he turned gay.

story about bro?

You sick fuck.

I'm gonna tell on you.

checked

You sure love Club Penguin...

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>thanks to this place.

pls don't. i'll give you links if you keep it a secret.

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pics or it didn't happen

get a load of this barnacle

I've always looked at this picture and there was something that bothered me about it and I just figured it out, why does he have 2 drinks??

Look at the lower left restriction, you stupid pleb

...retard

user you need glasses

Tagged a wall and ran away from police

No i don't need any i'm not that degenerate

Not killing myself in high school

Getting these DUBS

Lied to my parents.

that relatable feel

i keep deleting my folders out of guilt but then i get back into it just as easy.

it's like a game to me. trying to find ancient relics of the dark history of the internet. i'm like the cp indiana jones!

I Reno'd when I was at 1 HP. My opponent conceded.

what about? I lied to my parents about some bad shit. I know date shame

>not posting the one with weird tabs to trick newfags

My girlfriend would occasionally tease me with the prospects of anal sex but never came through.

One night we were fucking while drinking and she eventually passed out.

I didn't want blue balls and tried to wake her up but nothing. I slapped her ass really hard and that just got a little grunt.

So I started fingering her asshole and she still didn't wake up. I lubed her up and went in. I fucked her for just a minute or two before finally busting my load in her ass.

The next morning she could tell I had ass fucked her but I told her she let me and she believed it.

>hundreds of gigs worth of cp
>degenerate
pick one faggot

>critiquing a 2/10 troll

calm down there jimbo

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Check

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she has best asshole i have ever.

Killed people. In the military, so it was legal. But still, morally it's wrong to a lot of people.

Was it wrong to you.

WERE GONNA BE RICH

i'm phoning the local AND the state police

dubs faggots

alright get the fuck out of here

nah check it out this is how you do it

Put my Peanus Weanus inside yo bootyhole just like i did to YO MAMA

So many dubs

nigger you're dumb

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>i'm like the cp indiana jones!
Master level b9

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your mom

sorry, but this is the correct way to get the dubs.

That I sent my former teacher some documents that are essential for my University application in the UK. Mother cried, father was shouting. This was last week.

I flipped a molly yesterday and I will do it again as I have one left.

It could've been a 3/10

Fuckin newgays cant get dublets, observe.

>Join Sup Forums
>Join
>Sup Forums
also
>2015
youre_goddamned_right_im_mad.png.avi.exe

Got banned from ozfooty.net

... yes

We all kinda knew that..

Newfags.

And also that I was visiting my boy from elementary school, but in reality I went to meet my crush from HS. Though all we did was talk about school and she lent me her text books.

Can I get in on this?

No

I stole a toy car from church because it went the fastest down the tiny ramp

check 'em

yes

>in high school
>tell all my friends how I ought to make mustard gas and gas the whole school
>ask chemistry teacher for instructions
>"you're not going to do anything bad with this, right?"
>didn't go through with it, obviously
>before columbine, so no one gave a fuck

Still no

No more dubs in this thread

made this shitty song

soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/solipsistic-introjection

Fuck you!

1. Called my dad bald.
2. Was lying to my summer camp friends that i was 13 when i was 12.

Fapping to torture and mutilation

Fucked yo bitch you fat motherfucker!

Found my sons weed doing laundry, me and his dad had "the talk" with him told him were gonna flush it, but we smoked it instead

I once forgot my monthly slavery reparations payment to my wife's son

did you smoke it with him?

if not post tits

>implying you're the mother
well, flop out them titties

>implying Sup Forums made you a pedobeta and you werent always one

I was born a white male

That's not how the rule works, newfags.

I rebroadcast major league baseball with implied oral consent, but not expressed written consent

You, and his dad had the talk with your wife's son?