Would you chug this horse semen for $1000?

Would you chug this horse semen for $1000?

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how much do i have to chug

I would, but unfortunately I don't have $1000.

1 horse semen

Can I do it several times to get more money? And can you post more stuff like this?

Meet me halfway through and I'm down.

i'd do a standard 25ml shot for $1000, but i'm not drinking that whole load

post more horse stuff

I got a guy who lets me do it for 250$, f u OP

Why is that thing busting? There's no stimulation going on.

that's pretty expensive. what about $10?

it depends how broke I am

same effect like when you see a female

there is a standard for the size of a horse semen? Didn't know that

kek

probably anally stimulated

there's a drug called xylazine used for high blood pressure, when you give it to horses they spontaneously ejaculate, nobody really knows why

because they like it

kek

I do but I'm not telling anyone.

Hell I would do that for free, I'm a fucking faggot

would pay 1000$ to swallow that

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>having to hold horse junk and catch their semen

wow how do I get this job?

time to get a xylazine prescription and head to the race track

I would do it for free, so yeah, I'd take $1000.

Make it 2 grand, and you've got a deal.

anyone going to post more horse fun?

Sometimes the vast knowledge of Sup Forums both surprises and scares me

too bad most of the horse cumshot in porn movies are fake, you always see the girl spitting a lot of stuff after a stupid cut

There is a fear factor video where twins dring tall glasses of donkey cum and donkey piss.

girls love it

Nigga i'd do it for free.

>donkey cum
>donkey piss

more hard horse cock OP

nope, i dont want,

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>implying it was really piss and cum and not just something else to fool retarded viewers like you

that is good information to have

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nah, it was real. They didn't even air the episode because it was just too much

ty, fucking took a while

there might've been some semen in there but it looked like mostly milk/cream

fuck wrong post

youtu.be/Zk6KiP7iQgo

for 1000 i would consider it, but if there is a group of gawking teenagers with phones and shit i don't think its worth doing

now we're talking. keep 'em cumming

I assume you have been there and witnessed and are not just saying because "TV told me so", right?

was waiting for one of them to say "Think of the mad protein gains" when they were drinking that delicious donkey cream

But it won't work on humans?

>6 images posted
>only 2 are of hard horse cocks

lol, 3 of those glasses in total?

do you guys have any idea how many donkeys you'd have to milk for that?

fake shit is fake

>he doesn't know how to milk a horse

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GIT THE GOOD CAMERA DELILAH! BROWNIE'S GOT ANOTHER BONER!

If you are familiar with the show you would know that they make them swallow all kinds of disgusting things like cockroaches and elk penises all the time. Nobody can know for sure but there is no reason NOT to give them actual semen and piss, since they would do anything for money

What features does the human penis have?
I know that dog knots swell to keep the semen in
Horse dicks have the flare at the end to suction to the inside of the females vagina
Ducks penises fall off and grow back each season to compete with other males
So what makes human penises special?

keep going

>there is no reason NOT to give them actual semen and piss
yes there is retard, piss maybe but the semen would cost a fortune

foreskin?

There's people who pay to drink horse semen from shot glasses, so it can't be THAT bad. For $1000, sure.

I see you are not American

the head of the penis is shaped to pull out other males semen.

I'm not proud of screenshotting this, but I did.

Like I'd watch such crap.

Same as Bear Grylls. He eats all sorts of shit and pretends to be a big champion, until they had to admit that they just stage everything for the show

I see you were mutilated as a child

Foreskin, which is actually useful during penetration, as opposed to the purely protective sheaths that animals have which don't go inside the female.

I was but it was at 10 y.o :/
also not the guy talkin shit bout america, I'm the penis knowledge man
also america is shit

>implying I am from that shithole jew country
you're a special kind of retard aren't you?

Compared to other apes, human penises are massive. Also, the head is shaped in such a way that any cum already inside the female is scooped out. So humans are the kings of sloppy seconds.

Okay, I wouldn't know much about foreskin :(
I miss mine
When I got circumcised I remember I vomited when I saw my own dick like a couple days after when I went to pee

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I think we can all agree, More horse cocks

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moar

It aired in my country, however I doubt it was real.

how old were you when you were circumcised?

good mentsh, you've made abraham proud

this

I'd do it for $100. Dat protein.

Top kek user.

>nobody really knows why

Love to hear about that guy who found that out then.

Huh.

10, Shit was fucked
There was hardened blood around the head where the stitches were
Had to get circumcised because it swelled like a golf ball and I couldn't pee

The nurse touched my 4th grade penis once when I had a headache at school.

Damn :/, I thought you get it done when you are an infant