I havent taken a dump in 5 days

i havent taken a dump in 5 days.
am i going to die? what do?
i dont even have the urge to take a crap, it completely dissapeared

yep your fucked >topkek

Eat fruits and vegetables you fat fuck

Enema

could be a bowel obstruction or part of your bowel might have died

you should go to a doctor before your intestines literally burst and you end up with a ton of literal shit in your abdominal cavity

been doing that for the past 2 days. even drank a spoon of liquid vaseline.
shit

You know they do sell medicine that makes you poop.

Or just keep saving and when you finally give birth to a baby cosby you will no longer be alone. There's a chance here for your life to turn around user.

Get some enamel

thanks. could it be a bowel obstruction even if i have no pain?

Everyone call and spam this phone number
(712)-720-0241

Bump

user, im about to die and you come to spam bullshit on my thread.
not nice

Are you a tweaker? If not it's probably not a normal thing. Sharpie in pooper should do it. Post results for..... science.

put a spade up your ass and scoop it

Well you see. this guy is just being a massive cuck to me. and threatening to DDoS me and my family. so i mean, Why not spam his phone?

Put some dudes dick up your ass, you'll enjoy it. I don't know about your shitting problem though.

what is a tweaker? first time ever this happens to me.
will do sharpie in pooper when i start to die

I don't know man that sounds pretty gay tbh

...

wait till you finally end up puking some shit through your mouth. delightful.

probably best option

hard to choose

The worst part is i know the pain of this as well because my colon almost exploded once. The best thing you can do is get some laxatives and some toilet paper

eat more fiber like fruits and vegetables

YES
laxatives. thats what i need
thanks user. i already feel that my anus is going to brek

Go to the doc user we cant lose you

>what is a tweaker?

he's asking if you do meth haha

thanks but see

Try a laxative, if that dosent work go to the ER immediately imo. If you live in a country with universal health care, skip the lax and directly go to the ER

You may have a giant tapeworm eating all your shit

>be op
>havent shit in 5
>take laxitive
>rush to toilet
>sweet release
>tfw shit was cash

OP, you are gonna have to go to the emergency room and get an enema. They may have to give you multiple enemas to clear the blockage.

What you have is a hardened shit that is not moving and blocking all the shit higher up in the intestinal track. No amount of laxitives or raisins/prunes, etc., is going to clear it at this point because that one shit down near your colon is so hard it will not move.

Go to the ER before you are in serious pain.