How should i end my life /b?

How should i end my life /b?

Not with a bang, but with a whimper

>eat anti laxatives, have your inners rip you from the inside out. Takes about 2 -6 weeks for this to happen tho.

Light ur self on fire on top of trump tower and jump and live evidence that Hillary Clinton killed you

With a livestream for the lulz

in your sleep of old age.

get run over by a truck driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Happy at high age

Somewhat nice people on Sup Forums? It's strangely more likely than you think.

Naturally, after living it to the full

> OD with over active sexual stimulation. Take many Viagra pills and jack off for like a good 12hours straight.

Why are all these suicide fags cumming up the threads. They're all too fucking pussy to actually do it.

How should you end your life? For our amusement. If you're posting this here, it means that you've spent at least some of your life as a Sup Forumstard. Obviously, you suck at controlling your life so let Sup Forums control your death so you don't fuck it up.

Whatever method you choose, post some confirmation that you're actually doing stuff instead of being a normie with no fucking balls.

What you have to do is drink a fuck ton of laxatives, smother yourself in olive oil and run naked at HRC during one of her rallies. Extra points if you cause her to have a seizure.

do a second 9/11 only bigger this time
at least that way you'' be remembered for all time

Marriage

> I like this idea. Do it. Soo many laxatives like the whole box.

Very old and miserable, you never had the guts to end it and you know it.

Old age man, old age

Become anti-vaccine person

By dying from old age with your grandchildren around crying:))))

Fuck that. Whole bottle of ipecac for all us to ipekek.

kill some niggers first and then suicide by cop

Take a power cord, slice two feet of it, strip off one inch of insulation and split the leads. Coat one lead with drool then tape it to one overbreast. Do the same with the other lead but with wet tape tape it to the other underbreast. Find a fireproof setting beside a wall outlet, lie flat, then plug it in. The current should stop the heart and the wet tape should detach after a time.

2 gallons of horse semen straight to the stomach

Boston Bombing Pt. 2

Do it faggot