Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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(Penny)
Well, as long as she's being taken proper care of...
Penny Claim~
still here
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Can you even call her your waifu if you don't have her name tattooed on your body? Claimed for life, quite literally.
Hiya again!
Gonna snatch this fine explorer.
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My girl
i remember you fuckers more then my own friends
Gibe evil Mercys?
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The dawn has arrived?
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Doll claimed.
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nice
great. mind if i invite the Police too?
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D.Va
sorry if i missed anyone
hi
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She is of course, she's happy, well fed, and enjoying life
>But they might claim that he's young and incompetent.
Of course if they take us to court, I can claim that she's mainly in my care, and the court would rule that, if okay with J, that I would receive custody.
>Its a huge legal mess.
Claimed.
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o yes
you know it
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Hey Tomo how's it going?
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Come at me, snek
Hooray for you taking so good of K!
How old do you have to be to have custody of a child? And it sounds like you would really want to take care of k. Given the chance
Hello
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Ehh, they don't need to be invited, right?
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Rin
the usual. yourself?
Miia claimed.
I want nothing but to be coiled up ny her and snuggled.
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Good on you, by the way. Just in general, for taking care of that kid.
GO TO YOUR OWN FUCKING WEEABOO BOARD YOU FREAKS. QUIT CLAIMING FAKE CARTOON GIRLS AS YOUR WIVES. IF THEY WERE ALIVE I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL REPULSIVE CREATURES. THAT IS SAD THAT REAL GIRLS FIND YOU SO GROSS YOU WOULD HAVE TO CLAIM A GIRL WITH NO FREE WILL AS YOUR WIFE BECAUSE YOU KNOW ANY OTHER WOULD SAY NO TO YOU FREAKS.
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*teleports behind you*
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So, what's your overall goal here? Because you gotta have one considering you've been doing this for weeks. And don't even bullshit me saying you're bored, because there's hundreds of better things you could be doing besides spamming a thread on the internet.
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You have to be an adult, 18, to be in custody of a child but the legal mess that we would go through might pop her into my hands.
>Essentially this:
But I wouldn't mind taking care of her, in fact I mostly do, I told J to focus on college and I'd do my best to take care of K, he's pretty happy with the results.
Thanks ^^
>Its a lot of fun.
Woah... what the heck?
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No.
FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. Fifteen years since I first saw Eva and my choice has never changed.
None of you seasonal waifu shitters know my pain.
Why?
Nothing, just bored
>And don't even bullshit me saying you're bored, because there's hundreds of better things you could be doing besides spamming a thread on the internet.
there is but i prefer doing this tbh
Here a (You). You earned it kid.
My sweet, sweet bully girl, to the right that is.
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suhh dude
you ever finish doing that one thing from last time i saw you?
i dont remember what it was lel
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Fair enough. I don't remember much about the first two episodes since it's been so long, but them not sticking with me is probably all the more reason not too care too much.
I've got too big of a backlog right now to add anything I'm not certain about.
I guess we're sharing music now. Any specific genres you're into?
youtube.com
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It's abou time you did that.
Just sitting here seeing what I could do to past the time and oh
But where's the fun in that?
just about to point that out
>reporgram
problem solved
>12 years ago i saw MLAATR
Nice insult
I wish I could have that outlook on kids. In case you missed Mercy Vent Time (TM) earlier, my own familial relationships aren't in tip-top shape so I'm kind of afraid of how I'd turn out as a parent.
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How can it even entertain you though? I'm the only one giving you (You)'s. You could actually be productive, but you choose to waste away spamming a thread. So no, you're not bored, I think you're consumed by self hate.
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Gonna go sleep now, gotta wake up early tomorrow and I need to catch up on a few lost hours. Nightie night!
night
*is a hologram*
Possible spook antics.
Night night.
why not just praise the sun?
I don't know
What timezone are you in?
>the rope
I dindu nuffin he a gud boi.
Goodnight.
>Seasonal
My waifu for laifu.
I don't care for your opinion. All I care about is she is perfect to me.
You need to accept that a persons waifu is thier waifu and in thier eyes are perfect.
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cant ignore me forever
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>You could actually be productive
You sir, are questioning the productivity of his pass time in a thread full of lonely men who use anime characters to identify and converse with each other.
You are an idiot.
Why only praise the sun?
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It's almost like you love the wrong Mercy.
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night
calm down there buddy
For the most part its a mix of being responsible to teach a kid right from wrong, and at the same time, having fun and showing them cool things.
>I personally love it.
Okay Mr. Seasonal.
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Ooohhhhhhhhh it does sounds like a big messn:/
Night
Suu is a better monster girl :^)
You're new to thread aren't you?
Ay
kek