Sup Forums, I'm immune to bullets.
I never got shot, but I just know it, I never get hurt or sick.
I'm sure I can get in fights and stop robbers without getting hurt.
People say I'm crazy, but I will show they how wrong they are.
I bought a .45 pistol and will shoot myself in the head to prove my superiority,
Trips and I'll livestream.
Psychosis actin up again
Chek yourself before you wreck yourself
Rolling
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The only thing that's gettin rekt is the bullet.
giddy up
dude i think you went a little nuts, don't do it
ok I believe you.
you will die of a hole in the head though
Its physics you see.
science beats psychosis
roll
rrrroll
BANG
boom
I want proof
kys
do it
splatter
hang some sheets and put down towels
think of the clean uppers
DAMN SON
timestamp gun and ammo or gtfo
kill
roll for an hero
xxx
dude i think you went a little nuts, don't do it
fuck!
bulletproof private pile...roll
I second this faggot
Faggots rolling without proof
All of you are niggers
nice trips
roll
die
it was always satan
gay
lucky 7s
walking the Sup Forums mile
walking the mile....man walking the mile
u know people here watched someone burn while alive and complained about the smoke blocking the view and the stream room being full?
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crazy 8s
rolkll
999 000
magic 4 ball
1. Die
2. Die on a stream
3. Die
4. Live
It's the arena and the crowd are chanting for kill
LOL if I had wolverine/deadpools (whoever) level of regeneration I wouldn't be a super hero. I'd be on here doing roll threads. Roll 666 and I kys lol
Better fucking deliver OP.
AH YOU CUNT.
dubs rack the slide
111
>shoots self
>doesn't die
:O
OP is probably a faggot
Roll
this is now a dubs thread
check em
2
Immune to bullets, eh?
333
333 pl0x.
yeet check em
Roll
Winrar, do it, you faggot OP
Cuz I'm not jss anybody
WINRAR
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WINRAR
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Are people really this stupid? This isnt`t even good bait, its just a new shitty pasta.
>>shoots self>does die:O
All good family entertainment either way
deliver op
roll
WINRAR
dubs bros
We have a winner
Where's the stream?
plot twist
>he already died
Op will delivar
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Is little kevin bulletproof?
On tonights show we find out.
Sponsored by Colt. Once proud makes of stuff for killing.
We live in the future now.
Shoot ur shit
Dun Dun DUN DAH!
Please don't. It is a waste of ammo...
>waste of ammo
kek'd
WHERE'S OUR VIDEODROME OF THE DEATH CAHAMBER?
WHERE?
>inb4 kill yourself and your mom will die in her sleep tonight
Every bullet is sacred.
Every bullet is great.
If a bullet is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every bullet is sacred.
Every bullet is great.
If a bullet is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each bullet that can't be found.
Every bullet is wanted.
Every bullet is good.
Every bullet is needed
In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every bullet is sacred.
Every bullet is great.
If a bullet is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
Every bullet is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every bullet is good.
Every bullet is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
Every bullet is useful.
Every bullet is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!
FUCKING DO IT OP
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So let it be written do let it be done.
Where's the stream at?
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You could start will a livestream of shoving something up your ass and take it from there
like an ice breaker
wheres are deaf op you must deliver
op is
a) dead
b) dead and a faggot
c) alive and a faggot
d) About to stream
Actually that would make sense
videodrome is so popular
james woods would be proud
don't make james woods cry op. Start the stream.
C
c
Check
Roll
Already rolled trips. Waiting on op for stream.
this
I always liked that chicken he was kinda of a hustler.
shhhhhhhh, let the newfags realise by themselves.
Fuck OP.
New pasta saved