School Stories Thread

School Stories Thread
>be me, in sophomore year (2012)
>school has this stupid shit on valentines day where you can pay 5 dollars to have the choir go into their class and sing a song in a circle around them
>have social anxiety
>become paranoid ill get chosen
>idea.jpg
>submit around 20 letters to the schools online hotline saying the choir is being used to bully people
>mfw they add an opt-out program the next day
crisis averted

Like the thread idea but I get the feeling if I take the time to type something out it'll 404

Stay alive thread pls

m-mods
>\\\\\

i will bump this thread to fucking reply limit Op

I will b-b-b-b-buuuuuuuump this funky thread!
get down on it! ooo yeaaaah

bump

Op u better come back to your own thread you nigger im lonely

don't worry ma nigga im back

lick her sexy hole
smell her musky scent
if she doesnt coo
she is old enough to consent

heaven forbid you should become the center of attention for 30 seconds. does having birthday parties frighten you too?

> High school: Age 15
> Random girl grinds up on me randomly
> Being the autistic kid that I was, i freak out about it
> Mfw I could have gotten my first girlfriend
> Mfw I'm a kissless 21 virgin

;---; O-Op dont leave me bby i was scawwed!
also feel free to cont i will bump in this threads glory

>be me, high school
>Never had a gf or anything, fapped everyday to the same shit
>got bored, idea appeared
>Photo day, all girls wearing dresses, so I took my phone and started taking pictures under their dresses, great pictures, nice asses and underwear.
>Shared pictures with friends
>next day, school finds out and I got expelled

Any other stories?

9years until you are a wizard my friend
enjoy the path to enlightenment

>Be in high school
>Gets brilliant idea for a prank on friend
>Use some bonding epoxy to attach a huge silicon dildo to the inside of his locker
>Mfw because I'd done it in the morning before the janitors had turned on the hall lights (gym opened at 6 AM for lifting, way before lights in other parts of the school came on), it had been dark so I'd gotten the locker next to his
>This girl opens her locker to see a giant dong swing out what eye level.
>Freaks the fuck out, screams
>A crowd gathers, people start laughing at her
>she cries, runs off
>Whatever, seems like an overreaction to me
>A week later I found out she'd been depressed and anxious and bipolar and shit, she killed herself that night.
>Apparently after all the stress and the bullshit, being laughed at and humiliated in front of dozens of people pushed her over the edge
> I killed a girl with a dildo.

what happened next?
Did you enroll in another school?
Do you work at Burger Kings for life?
Did you atleast get to keep those sweet pics?
also are you willing to post if so?

OP here
>freshman year
>had a sizeable group of normie friends
>one girl in group apparently liked me
>got to the point where she said in conversation she liked me
>me, being the social genius i am, start acting like a dick to her because i have no idea how to act around girls
>mfw she stops hanging out with us
>mfw she moves to florida
i was such a dick she moved to florida

fukn hot dude
moar stories?

Fake/gay

Currently im in another school, I kept the photos tho, I can share them, I don't care anymore

Do I have more stories about killing people with sex toys?... No. Just the one.

If you just mean interesting highschool worries, then yeah, loads.

Nothing here is true user. Nothing. Literally nothing.

such is life my man
>be me now
>sitting in bed with blankets dripping with cum
>had this cutey mix breed girl in hs that looked white with asian eyes that liked me
>never made a move
>2 spookd
i could have a family right now Op

I'm trying my best to avoid that but nothing seems to be working. I'm not trying hard enough

PLS

Crunge

the latter suffices

>701603315
not even joking, I've done this to 3 different girls, I don't know why I'm like this

nuffin wrong with being a wizard

Not OP, but a similar story(ish)
>Be me
>16
>Not a bad student, but certainly not the best
>Start dating a girl
>Being the absolute master of social situations, it doesn't last long
>Naturally, she hates me and steals the wheels off of my old scooter (that I never use anyway)
>Moved to Texas with them
>I lived in Canada
>MFW

Rape in the missionary position for the soul purpose of recreation is okay as long as she is 18 bro

>be me
>skinny 15 yo dude
>joined a boxing club few months ago
>a guy twice my size messes with me
>the next day he says he wants to fight
>I said lol k (not really)
>everyone stands around us and starts cheering
>I punch the guy in the face
>ohshitwtfdidido.jpg
>I punched him around 20 times as fast as i could
>his face was covered in blood
>my shirt was covered in his blood
>got expelled
>now everyone in my school respects me and noone dares to mess with me

honestly girls are whores
all of them want to cuck you
i find that bumping gud threds on Sup Forums if much more fufilling

hwat a rera pepe thet is

But who was phone?

i have a few lying around within my tendies

I got a realllyyy long story that i wouldnt necissarily call funny or even entertaining its just my beta life story b4 i became the alpha that I am right now.

Heres a short one tho cuz i feel this thread will die soon :(

>be me
>8th grade
>have pretty nice group of friends atm
>last day of school we have our final school dance
>Dance with a girl, pretty nice etc..
>My tall socially awkward friend who ive practically taken under my wing (Alpha at this point) danced with a girl we both liked
>we will call her femanon and him friendanon
>I didnt care cuz that girls one of my best friends and i still dont care to this day
>at the end of the night, two girls from my friend group were saying goodbye because they are transferring schools
>femanon was crying because her two friends were leaving our school forever etc..
>she looked like a mess
>friendanon was pretty quite all night, he barely even talked to femanon the whole night besides saying "wanna dance"
>Start walking away with friendanon and femanon
>suddenly friendanon stops
>turns and looks at femanon
>femanon still crying at this point
>"Femanon...."
>femanon says "Yes friendanon?"
>"Your makeups running, you should probally go catch it"
>dead silence as we both stare at him
>I burst out laughing at his horribly timed joke
>femanon looks at him with no expression
>best way to end the school year

fuggin luv trip pepes

pls do it

>be me
>femanon junior year
>history class
>turn around in my seat to get something out of my bag
>hand brushes against balls through jeans of passing chad
>shout "SORRY!!"
>chad cocks eyebrows "huh?"
>oh its nothing I just accidentally bumped you
>brushes hand over his balls through jeans to show him
>"like this... haha"
>realize what I just did
>mfw

Who was phone? Wat

>be me
>enter new school
>decide to sign up for the art classes because i like to draw
>the next day
>walk into the art room
>the walls are adorned with portraits of minions
>the teachers desk has little minion figurines on it
>she introduces herself in a powerpoint
>the powerpoint has minions in it
>mfw

kek

>mfw beta af

Oh yeah, really. It's just that I'd like to share stories with my friends about girls that we've been with. Instead of not having anything to share with the conversation, you know?

autismos always fill the art teacher rolls in school
there isnt a school without a weirdo art teacher

>be my friends and I
>we're all bechwarmers on the varsity football team
>all have dates for homecoming except this pudgy kid who apparently tore his ACL before and uses it as an excuse to get out of practice every year
>we all call him hot pocket because of his general build is the shape of a greasy hot pocket
>he meets this chick on tinder and has been talking to her all month
>finally gets the courage to ask this chick out
>she plays soccer so he writes "wanna kick it at homecoming with me?" on this shitty old soccer ball he probably found in his garage
>she says yes
>all is glorious for the hot pocket
>finally has his first girl
>this is his chance
>in our groupchat our kicker who is a pudgy soccer goalie and spends every class period on iFunny sends this nude coupon to us (pic related)
>we tell hot pocket to send it to his homecoming date as a joke
>the absolute madman actually does
>she laughs it off, its just a simple joke
>cole reports back to the groupchat her response
>we all tell him if he actually acts upset that she didn't send nudes she'll actually send him nudes
>being the dumbfuck that he is he actually acts mad at her, demanding nudes for the hot pocket king
>she tells him to fuck off and never talk to her again
>still feel bad about it
>he hasn't gotten a grill since and it's been 2 years
>hopefully college is good for him or else he's a lost cause

Reminds me of the art teacher who sort of liked those funny little yellow guys, and the new kid came in and shat all over her for liking something he didn't.

ik bro ik
gotta have small talk material

best story
fucking kek
its so detailed it must be true

>be me in hs
>think of great idea for prank
>tell friend the idea
>he thinks its a hilarious idea
>nobody will see it coming
>Colombine, April 20th, 1999

>tfw i saw chad get riddled
fucker deserved it but jeez

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS
WAZZAAP

No, it was dub dubs

i missd dem dubs
waaazaaaap

How did you transition from Beta to Alpha?

cont.
>the next day
>as some drawing exercise we draw our favorite character and we rate each others work
>four people drew a minion
>the teacher gives us our first assignment
>"draw a self portrait of you as a minion"
>mfw i realize i'm stuck here for the remainder of high school

This high school should've had what happened to colombine

Niga damn

>be me
>8th grade
> Just entered public school from a Home school education
>Parents Suck.mpeg
>Super bad with social skills, don't talk to anyone and mostly just mind my own business.
>Really like to play Pokemon
>Find out other almost as socially awkward kid in my class plays mons too
>Work up the courage to try and make a friend
>Walk over to him, Nintendo in hand, and plant my feet down in front of him
>I'm ready for this shit.flv
>Almost instinctively, I grab the bill of the hat I'm wearing and spin it around backwards
>My arm outstretched, my finger pointing right at him, sweat dripping from my brow
>"I challenge you to a pokemon battle!"
>Loud as fuck, whole class is staring
>The fucker in front of me produces a sly smile, and reaches down into his bag.
>Whips out a custom Nintendo and with almost as much cringe "I accept your challenge"
>Mfw I made a friend for life

you should've just printed this out and outlined it and colored it in
when she asked why does it look like that just put on a big smile and scream ''i really really like this image''
or she could think its a special minion and give u an A+

fucking lost
any tales of you two?

...

that was my high school life. i have a few stories of shit I did when i was high. not really school related but just as fucking stupid

>Be me 17 drive to a spiraling natural trail that leads up to an old tower
>have baby tolerance
>usually high with one good hit
>have 12
>by the time we reach the tower i'm on autopilot and no longer have any fucking clue what i'm doing, just sit back and myself from the back of my mind
>we sit on the floor of the top of the tower and friends start talking
>i dont say anything for about 40 minutes
>i think i'm in my room imagining this or dreaming or some shit
>suddenly get horny
>with clothes still on I lay down and basically start masturbating
>friends don't seem to notice anything wrong until i have my hand between my legs not moving
>vaguely remember seeing a couple pass by
>girl stumbles "oh my god whats she doing?"
>family with child steers away from me and leaves
>think to my self wait is this real
>sit up
>act like nothing happened
>hear friend 1 laughing
>friend 2 telling her to shut up
>"i'm going to tell everyone in school!"
>"no you'll ruin her life!"
>about to shit myself cause can't figure out whats real
>"lets pretend it didn't happen and if she asks about tell her it didnt happen
>on way down the tower we have to climb a ladder
>see friend below me and think "if I step on her head theyll know i'm really high and it won't matter if I did anything
>stomp on her head as I'm coming down
>next day I ask about it
>"what are you talking about that didn't happen"

To this day I still don't know what actually happened.

Thankfully I am a changed person and not as retarded as I was then

i aint lettin this thred die
i swore my sword to Op
and by captcha i will bump this

>be me
>14 years old
>fluent in programming love fucking with school computers
>idea hatches
>i write a script to turn the volume up on the computer and play loud ass bullshit
>deploy script on every computer in our lab and set them to run at the same time the next day
>next day
>me sitting in artclass
>every computer roars this horrible shit song
>art teacher looks directly at me as does everyone else in the room
>go to principal's office
>mfw they only made me apologize
>mfw I pulled the best school prank of the year and got away with it

TITS AND TEIMSTUMP

moar stories

Awww dude thats bomb as fuck

gibme your online virginity

Kek

DUUUUUBZIES MUMMY
I WUNNE CUMMIE IN MUMMIE MAKE HR MOIN

lol teh random!
s0 fUnNy becaus r4nd0m!!!!!11one

singls bad!

Okay Op bumpin this shit is awful mane

Stop lying to us

lurker, first time greentexting

>be me, femanon sophomore year, 15yo
>from rural midwest area, local high school about 400 kids total
>english teacher (call her ms s) is known to be really crazy
>once she brought in over 150 identical wooden birdhouses for our class and handed them out to every student
>gave some kids extras
>car was full of boxes full of wooden birdhouses, some painted
>said she was "cleaning out her house" and brought 3 more loads of birdhouses over subsequent days
>everyone in the school had lockers full of birdhouses
>over the rest of the year she continued "cleaning house" and bringing weird hoards of junk in the hundreds and forcing kids to take it
>commemorative ashtrays, wooden cigars, paper fans
>i still have about 3 birdhouses from her

>pic related, its how fucking rural we are

*grips your head tightly* Open up Cindy i know your scared mom will fimd out but if you dont do this i will hurt you bad....
*you open your mouth and i slide my penis in until it hits the back of your throat* good girl
hnn hnn hnn hnn *thrust so hard your gums start bleeding*
yesssss *bust my nut inside of your gummy mouth and put you back in your crib*
good girl

a little part II
>be me a few months later
>art teacher now blames every tech problem on my sup3r 1337 h4x
>get bored as shit and decide to venture to the school's lower level after school
>mfw there's a physical telephone box
>I instantly orgasm as an idea hatches
>I plug in a beige box (google it) that I carry around and forwarded the line to my cell
>this made it so anyone who called the school would get me
>get a call
>"hello this is (school name) how can I help?"
>"hi are parent reps responsible for blah blah blah etc."
>"fuck you!" this was the funniest shit ever when I was 14
>silence on the other end of the line
>repeat this process for like 5 other calls then cancel the line forwarding and go home
>mfw I never even got in trouble

Nice pic.

What did you say to me you little bitch?
(insert copypasta)

where the pic dumbass

you should've lurked moar retard

Talk to girls

Do cross country

Dont sperg

Get a nice fade cut (girls love good hair)

Get social media

Pretty simple stuff i did tbh

share them pls

Checked

I have this shit too.. I used to throw up sometimes

Good
maybe...
yes
good cut yes but it doesnt have to be something new
not really

>be 15
>school decides to put up this inflatable assault course (pic related)
>go on with a girl I liked at the time
>decide to show how alpha I am by doing a front flip over an obstacle
>fuck up and break both bones in my forearm

And that's how I became known as 'that guy who broke his arm on a bouncy castle'.

part 3
>I feel unstoppable now
>love phone mayhem
>school has a bank of payphones in the lobby
>I call ANI number (which tells me what phone number the payphone has) and write down the number of each payphone
>I sign up for a wake up call service with each of these numbers at the same time second period
>wait til second period when everyone is scurrying around for my doomsday plot
>every fucking phone in the lobby rings at the same time and I orgasm when everyone looks all confused
>principal looks at me and I just act confused and ask what was going on
>mfw he buys it
part 4?

reoccuring numbers
dont be dense nigur

yes

>be me, 8th grade
>senior trip since we were graduating
>went to a resort with a pool and free food
>swam in the pool a bunch without reapplying sunblock
>dumbass.jpg
>get cooked by the sun
>next day come to school
>see Jewish teacher is sunburnt as well
>opportunity.png
>in the auditorium with the rest of the 8th grade
>see teacher walk by
>say hi to her
>she asks me how the trip was, I say I had fun
>say "Hey, you got cooked too!"
>teacher laughs it off, walks away
>friend next to me has a maximum kek
>says "I can't believe I got away with that"
>mfw I got away with telling a holocaust joke to my Jewish teacher

Part IIII
>wait a year to lower suspicion
>I'm in highschool now and getting picked on cause I'm a beta freshman faggot
>there's this one senior who doesn't give me a fucking break and a new plan hatches
>I had recently learned about email spoofing (which you can still do)
>I spoof an email from this senior to principal calling him a nigger faggot
>next day principal talks to our whole class about why senior user isn't at school
>he never showed up to that school again. there were rumors that his mom made him move to some behavior obedience school.
>lol
part 5?

Just keep going faggot

...

Here's my friendzone story
>be me 9 years ago
>before start of 9th grade
>school takes freshman class to Sandford for 3 days to bond
>scope out friends and hot girls of class
>know I cant get hottest girl
>don't talk to her almost all year
>last month she starts messing with me
>become friends
>find out she's friends with my sister
>she starts coming over to my house during summer
>she comes to my room to play video games
>I hold her hands to teach her the button layouts
>I start falling for her
>Sophomore year we're great friends and have same classes
>she hugs me everyday at school
>text all the time
>fap to her every night
>my bestfriend tells me to ask her out already
>one friday at school dance
>drink tequila and hennesy to build courage
>take her away from the party to ask her out
>"Hey I've been meaning to ask you...for some time I think I've fallen in love you and want to know if you want to be my gf"
>she starts laughing "You're kidding right user?"
>tell her she's the first person I've fallen in love for
>"That's sweet but I don't want to ruin our friendship"
> I thought well fuck it she said no...I'm ok with it
>sober up
>feel like shit
>sister tells her it was a joke "he was drunk so we told him to say that"
>monday she acts like we're still cool and hugs me
>start getting mad
>why not? why just friends?
>slowly distance myself from her
>weeks go by and I've stopped almost all contact with her
>she stops me in hallway and pins me against lockers
>"wtf user why are you being a dick"
>feel anger and sadness
>"just leave me alone pls"
>she moves
>couple days go by
>she stops me in hallway again
>try to move out of the way
>she gives me back a hoodie I let her borrow months ago
>"there's a note in the pocket. Please read it."
>throw hoodie in dumpster next to her and walk away
>never talk to her again

fine nigger
>im now on top of the computer game
>decide to pull another amaze skool pr4nk
>using the same technique, email spoofing, I spoof an email from our principal to every parent of the school (which our school posts online publicly because it's retarded)
>in this email I state that on October 20th school will be canceled due to some Jewish holiday I made up
>October 20th roles around and I've already forgotten about this prank
>momanon says "user, school's been canceled"
>mfw i get a free day off of school
>mfw the school staff called every parent confused af
>mfw the next day they let everyone off the hook and didn't make any attendance marks due to this weird email