/swim/ Swimming - Potassium makes you win edition

Kazakhstan wins gold because of doping, britain comes 4th again. Britain is starting to look like Arsenal.

if Hosszu comes 2nd or 3rd she gets bruised, if she gets no medals she gets beatens

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>Americans getting rekt tonight
It's beautiful

Sup Forums

First for phleps

All rise for greatest anthem in the world

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Not true

Arsenal came 2nd though

CHI

Shut up you fucking faggot

THE ANTHEM OF KAZAKHSTAN!

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traitors will be shot after the olympics

It's a GB gets fourth 12 times in 5 days instead of gold/silver because of dopers episode

Phelps when?

Well this will be the first time I've ever heard a Kazahkstani song

nigga what? NBC is live, we got a silver, phelps is gonna meme on scrubs, and we're favored to win 2 more finals

Pure swimfu will bring Canada's only gold, screencap this shit.

POTASSIUM

It's Russian for Pokemon. They're sponsored by Nintendo.

CA

VERY NICE

GREATEST COUNTRY

Who is this semen demon?

>missy franklin got booted off the relay and replaced by based ledecky

>if Hosszu comes 2nd or 3rd she gets bruised, if she gets no medals she gets beatens
It's gonna be her comparably slow teammates tho

>table """""tennis"""""

What did they mean by this?

kazakhstan has more gold than germany :(

STREAM?

WHERE DO I STREAM?

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL

>you will never have a goofy lanky gf

why live?

you getting silver lad and if you keep this optimism up you might even get bronze

KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS

KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUN
OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM

THIS FUCKING ANTHEM IS HYPE

i want to buy her an ice cream

KAZAKHSTAN

GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

ALL OTHER COUNTRIES RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS

Jap-Commie Alliance? I'm scared desu

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The anthem sounds exactly what I thought it would sound like but without the accordian

>bbc switching to table tennis
whyy

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You have to go back.

>traitor
Sorry I'm not a bootlicker who worships old dead white men. Fuck AmeriKKKa. I hope they lose every race.

What is it about swimmers' bodies that makes them so fucking hot? They're like build in a wind tunnel.

How fucking long is this anthem?

>we have a few minuets

does NBC also have the rights to the next olympics? when will it end? when will Bob Costas die?

NOOOOOOO

Fucking kek

no >borat national anthem

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Based Kazak bro bringing in the American for the picture

is it just me or is Khazakhstan KILLING IT at these olympics?

(for a country as literally irrelevant as theirs)

Kazakhstan NUMBA WAN BEST ANTHEM EVER!

Is that why BBC is bitching and moaning about the chinks, slavs, and Russians?

GO

CHI

>go on the cbc website
>they rank the table by total medals

kek, what the fuck is wrong with north america

sing with them Sup Forums!

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the kazak has an "I feel guilty about winning this medal when my coaches have been doping me" expression

I want to take her tonsils out with my dick.

Crap but at least I did what was requested

>NBC gives no fucks about delaying swimming
>shows human drama story about a milf cyclist

get fucked, Bob Costas

next event isn't until 4 bings

Nigger

when will the IOC introduce this to the olympics

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per capita they are winning

Any word on how big his dick is? I can only imagine it's massive.

Because nobodies swimming, you mong.

It's because we want it to be less embarrassing for papa britcuck.

CA

CUDDLES FOR PENNY

>"""""""""great""""" Britain below fucking Kazakhstan
you can't make this stuff up

>ruskie walking about as if he's won the gold

>by total medals we're 5th

that's why. to inflate the first world egos

It's tiny, less drag

>nobodies

*nobody's

feck

Anyone have the link to the music they play on loop in the background?

>american reading comprehension

you need it translating to spanish, pal?

wat

uh, didn't need to know that

he can probably retract it to be more hydrodynamic

It's tiny. Just like every other American dick. Why do you think they care so much about muh guns and muh sports?

>birthplace
>japan
hmm

where the hell can I find a video of the whole men's relay from last night

Time for our qt

It was cute how she went to sleep on the road after she won

The Kazakh's mother crying made me feel. Imagine how proud she is of her son.

I heard you guys are cucked until '32. Although isn't NBC sinking hard? Maybe they'll pawn the rights off if they get desperate.

china going to win and america going to be 2nd place like always kek

>win by cheating
so based, he treated the american real well

NO

I needed to say it.

I want to hug and love Penny!

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what does that feel like

PLEASE LET A AUSSIE OR AMERICAN WIN

PLEASE KEK

you mean you want it to be less embarrassing for yourself

I looked too fast and thought GB was leafville
my bad lads

friendly reminder that you'll never have a swimmer's bod that makes women wet on sight

Brianna is literal perfection

>spanish commentators spaming the fucking mireia belmonte because is the only medal spain has won in all the olympics (bronze)
Pathetic.
Also, she's catalan.

ANYONE BUT AN AMERICAN