Kazakhstan wins gold because of doping, britain comes 4th again. Britain is starting to look like Arsenal.
if Hosszu comes 2nd or 3rd she gets bruised, if she gets no medals she gets beatens
Kazakhstan wins gold because of doping, britain comes 4th again. Britain is starting to look like Arsenal.
if Hosszu comes 2nd or 3rd she gets bruised, if she gets no medals she gets beatens
>Americans getting rekt tonight
It's beautiful
Sup Forums
First for phleps
All rise for greatest anthem in the world
Not true
Arsenal came 2nd though
CHI
Shut up you fucking faggot
THE ANTHEM OF KAZAKHSTAN!
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traitors will be shot after the olympics
It's a GB gets fourth 12 times in 5 days instead of gold/silver because of dopers episode
Phelps when?
Well this will be the first time I've ever heard a Kazahkstani song
nigga what? NBC is live, we got a silver, phelps is gonna meme on scrubs, and we're favored to win 2 more finals
Pure swimfu will bring Canada's only gold, screencap this shit.
POTASSIUM
It's Russian for Pokemon. They're sponsored by Nintendo.
CA
VERY NICE
GREATEST COUNTRY
Who is this semen demon?
>missy franklin got booted off the relay and replaced by based ledecky
>if Hosszu comes 2nd or 3rd she gets bruised, if she gets no medals she gets beatens
It's gonna be her comparably slow teammates tho
>table """""tennis"""""
What did they mean by this?
kazakhstan has more gold than germany :(
STREAM?
WHERE DO I STREAM?
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL
>you will never have a goofy lanky gf
why live?
you getting silver lad and if you keep this optimism up you might even get bronze
KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUN
OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM
THIS FUCKING ANTHEM IS HYPE
i want to buy her an ice cream
KAZAKHSTAN
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
Jap-Commie Alliance? I'm scared desu
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The anthem sounds exactly what I thought it would sound like but without the accordian
>bbc switching to table tennis
whyy
You have to go back.
>traitor
Sorry I'm not a bootlicker who worships old dead white men. Fuck AmeriKKKa. I hope they lose every race.
What is it about swimmers' bodies that makes them so fucking hot? They're like build in a wind tunnel.
How fucking long is this anthem?
>we have a few minuets
does NBC also have the rights to the next olympics? when will it end? when will Bob Costas die?
NOOOOOOO
Fucking kek
no >borat national anthem
Based Kazak bro bringing in the American for the picture
is it just me or is Khazakhstan KILLING IT at these olympics?
(for a country as literally irrelevant as theirs)
Kazakhstan NUMBA WAN BEST ANTHEM EVER!
Is that why BBC is bitching and moaning about the chinks, slavs, and Russians?
GO
CHI
>go on the cbc website
>they rank the table by total medals
kek, what the fuck is wrong with north america
sing with them Sup Forums!
the kazak has an "I feel guilty about winning this medal when my coaches have been doping me" expression
I want to take her tonsils out with my dick.
Crap but at least I did what was requested
>NBC gives no fucks about delaying swimming
>shows human drama story about a milf cyclist
get fucked, Bob Costas
next event isn't until 4 bings
Nigger
when will the IOC introduce this to the olympics
per capita they are winning
Any word on how big his dick is? I can only imagine it's massive.
Because nobodies swimming, you mong.
It's because we want it to be less embarrassing for papa britcuck.
CA
CUDDLES FOR PENNY
>"""""""""great""""" Britain below fucking Kazakhstan
you can't make this stuff up
>ruskie walking about as if he's won the gold
>by total medals we're 5th
that's why. to inflate the first world egos
It's tiny, less drag
>nobodies
*nobody's
feck
Anyone have the link to the music they play on loop in the background?
>american reading comprehension
you need it translating to spanish, pal?
wat
uh, didn't need to know that
he can probably retract it to be more hydrodynamic
It's tiny. Just like every other American dick. Why do you think they care so much about muh guns and muh sports?
>birthplace
>japan
hmm
where the hell can I find a video of the whole men's relay from last night
Time for our qt
It was cute how she went to sleep on the road after she won
The Kazakh's mother crying made me feel. Imagine how proud she is of her son.
I heard you guys are cucked until '32. Although isn't NBC sinking hard? Maybe they'll pawn the rights off if they get desperate.
china going to win and america going to be 2nd place like always kek
>win by cheating
so based, he treated the american real well
NO
I needed to say it.
I want to hug and love Penny!
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what does that feel like
PLEASE LET A AUSSIE OR AMERICAN WIN
PLEASE KEK
you mean you want it to be less embarrassing for yourself
I looked too fast and thought GB was leafville
my bad lads
friendly reminder that you'll never have a swimmer's bod that makes women wet on sight
Brianna is literal perfection
>spanish commentators spaming the fucking mireia belmonte because is the only medal spain has won in all the olympics (bronze)
Pathetic.
Also, she's catalan.
ANYONE BUT AN AMERICAN