WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GOD DAMN COMPETITIONS IN THIS WATER SLURPING SPORT
it's not even funny, you can farm up medals by doing almost the same thing
limit competitions to 100/200m butterfly/crawl
WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GOD DAMN COMPETITIONS IN THIS WATER SLURPING SPORT
it's not even funny, you can farm up medals by doing almost the same thing
limit competitions to 100/200m butterfly/crawl
What about 400/800/1500/10k faggot
I fucking love watching swimming events in the nude.
The events you listed are the ones that are most similar. You obviously know fuck all about the sport you retarded cunt
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>butterfly/crawl
wat
should just be freestyle
xth for Americucks getting BTFO
>Lochte
>forever in Phelps shadow
SWEDEN YES
I blow up the kiddie pull and put on my speedo.
I'm with the team in spirit.
>tfw our decent swimmers are kill
1km freestyle when?
A FUCKING LEAF
feel bad for the leafs, only 2 years until the welfare oympics
SOMALIA NORTH REPRESENTING
The only ones that should be removed are 200 and 800m. 1.5/10k are very different events.
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They need a doggypaddle 50m for africans
>tfw she Shuns your Wang
MELODY TIME
this desu
What are you talking about? You britbongs are lucky as fuck. I love your women, cute as fuck
Not to mention I love your accents. It's sexy as fuck. I'm going to britain next year and hopefully I can get me a qt while I'm over there!
the swimming events are the funnest to watch so the Olympics stacked them. It's like a few minutes at the most and it's exciting and you can do like 20 in a night which is perfect for TV
CHI
SWEDEN PLS
>Guys why do hurdles and steeplechase exist
is this the per capita thread?
if not, could you please direct me to one?
i never claimed irish women arent dog shit
the brits are no better
Nothing at all...
It's like having different track & field events. Just because you can swim freestyle well doesn't mean you can swim breaststroke well, or do all four strokes in a single race and still win etc
CA
QUINTESSENTIALLY SWEDISH
So Lochte is the good guy, and Phelps is the bad guy, right?
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What country shitposts the most per capita?
Fucking Brazil monkeys yelling before the start. No class.
They're Americans so they both bad.
Is le clos in anymore races?
good banter by the swedes sending a black man to provide Sup Forums with memes
in the individual medley they should let them swim the strokes in whichever order they want
NO
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We just don't know how it works
When will they learn? Also PUERTO RICO come back i miss u
What form of swimming is best for ocean survival?
>no americans
zZzZz
Finland
they're both good guys, chinks are the bad guys and aussies are the anti-heros
Why britbongs better looking than slavs in this olympics?
>Muh winter Olympics aren't real Olympics meme
When will it end? It's the white people Olympics.
>Brazilian scum literally incapable of controlling themselves
Can't get any more pathetic than this.
Puerto Rico
>those shitty-looking medals
I was thinking that last night. It'd be exciting if you had to do all 4, but in whatever order. You'd have varying strategies and comers and goers.
200km floating on your back
The butterfly
kek that hue btfo
EVERYBODY WANG SHUN TONIGHT
Sidestroke
GRORIOUS NIPPON
They literally never shitpost or post
jesus christ this crowd is hype
>mfw hue comes near last
lel phelps fags mad as fuck
dog paddle
NIPPON
Sorry mate, but never
>Oleksiak isn't in the relay
WHAT THE FUCK
H
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4th place confirmed.
Persona 5 looks great
>nz
LMAO
Serious answer - hugging your knees to your chest, provided you've got buoyancy.
Then there'd be arguments over whether certain structures of the race would be faster because of different starts/turns/finishes
APOLOGISE
the dolphin
Japan wooo
Who Sup Forums here?!
>Americans not even placing
Kek
i fucking love her eyes
catalan qt
water polo
Gooks again.
a fucking leaf
>black guy is last
LOL
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw his name
splashy splashy
Is lochte the dumbest human on The plane?
>PR
The worst shit posters in all of Sup Forums goes to the roaches, Turkey
800 is the toughest damn race. no way it should go
Will USA be able to visit /sp anymore if Phelps chokes here?
Just admit it sven, you're desperate to talk about something other than your black Swede coming in dead last.
a modified breaststroke that conserves as much energy as possible since you will be out there for a while
its what they teach in military survival schools and in the navy in case you go overboard
SWEDEN NO
TIME FOR PHELPS!
Is lochte gay?
>spain
>ryan chokehe
NBC pays IOC to have this many events and to have the finals during US primetime.
In case you've forgotten, the olympics is all about making money these days.
Would wife and raise pure white babies with desu
You already have 1 and 4 lap races. Why create arbitrary shit just to have more events?
spain has got more gold medals than you
Yeah maybe if you want to die. Have fun sitting still in the ocean letting the current take you, I'm swimming the fuck to shore if it's within view or I know which direction and can somehow maintain it
Either lazy freestyle or lazy free/breast kick on my back
What model plane are we talking?
The astral plane?