>boards of canada
>not even canadian
Boards of canada
Tyler Nguyen
Jaxon Ward
>Teen suicide
>None of the members have killed themselves
Colton Perez
>of Montreal
do I even need to say it
Isaiah Price
>Radiohead
>They have normal heads
Elijah Turner
>CAN
>they can't make good music
John Sanchez
>Yes
>no
Parker Price
>Grimes
>doesn't make any grime music
Juan Campbell
>Swans
>all band members are human
Cameron Morgan
>The Mountain Goats
>none of the members is a goat
Luis Howard
this is uproarious
Aiden Nguyen
lel
Gavin Bailey
>Captain beefheart and his magic band
>band members are not wizards
Jason Barnes
>frank ocean
>not actually an open, honest, and direct large expanse of sea
Jacob Barnes
>Dirty Three
>They take care of their personal hygiene
Julian Flores
>The Mars Volta
>on earth
Carter Thompson
>Carole King
>She is not a king
Juan James
>Kate Bush
>not even a bush
Jonathan Moore
>blink 182
>they actually do blink
Dominic Adams
Didn't you hear, OP? There's no such thing as a real Canadian, Trudeau said it so it must be true.
Aaron Cooper
>kanye west
>born on the east coast
Josiah Young
I sort of believe that, considering each province has their own identity/culture desu, but coming from trudeau means it's probably some liberal immigration bs
Julian Jones
>Captain Beefheart
>he doesn't have a cow's heart nor does he pilot a ship
Adrian Green
Do you even know what volta means?
Joshua Foster
>brand new
>band is almost two decades old
Nathan Green
Most provincial identity/culture is literally just saying how much better they are than every other province. With the exception of Quebec which legitimately has its own shit going on, and maybe the maritimes as a whole.
Wyatt Cox
this one is the funnies
Logan Phillips
no
James Walker
>Mount Eerie
>he's a person not a mountain
Christian Diaz
>A Tribe Called Quest
>Actually called 'A Tribe Called Quest' and not just called 'Quest'
Jaxson Ross
I'd say the only provinces that have a semblance of unique identity would be Newfoundland, Quebec, maritimes, and the prairies maybe.
Nicholas Wood
>the prairies maybe
Alberta identity:
>At least we're not Saskatchewan
Saskatchewan identity:
>At least we're not Manitoba
Manitoba identity:
>At least we're not Alberta
John Stewart
>Car Seat Headrest
>he doesn't even record his stuff in a car anymore
Owen Rivera
take it back
Nathaniel Rivera
you mean to tell me that 3 same shaped provinces that all have the same terrain don't have unique culture?!?!?!?
Ian Sullivan
>butthole surfers
>only surfs water
Jonathan Roberts
>The Cure
>gave me incurable cancer