Lets have some good Brain teasers/riddles in this thread, I want to test the intelligence of average anons

Lets have some good Brain teasers/riddles in this thread, I want to test the intelligence of average anons.

Here's one

Two fathers and their two sons go fishing together. They each catch one fish to take home with them. They do not lose any fish, and yet when they arrive at home they only have three fish. How can this be?

This one is shitty but it may be hard for some people.

Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

they ate one

The two fathers are a grandfather and his son, and the final man is the younger fathers son.

That's what I thought at first but this guy gets it.

MR. smith had 4 daughters with 4 different women.
Each woman had a son with a different man.

Wrong, all 4 daughters have one brother, thus agent smith has 5 children

Another one

We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?

that's super easy, he has 8 children dumbasses. Like how can anyone be this dumb, lmao.

You are wrong, this man is right

A or B?

b, because the box is in repose

A, the piston coming down on it does not exert pressure on the box because the portal makes it act as though the piston is not there, simply lowering down the portal for the box tho go through.

A no momentum in box
>your retarded

they were facing eachother

Bravo, now you must come up with a riddle of your own.

It's only a brother, so 5.

you're stuck in a room with no doors, no windows, and a table. how do you escape?

Break table in half
Two halves make a hole
Climb out

b
because the faster the portal makes the boxes atoms appear on the other side of the portals event horizon, the faster they will push the previous atoms out.

There's no walls, just walk out

Break the table in half, two halves make a hole, climb out the hole.

much more compressed than the answer I know, but same general idea. Your turn!

911 confirms

it's implied there are walls, as it's a room.

what is greater then god
More evil then the devil
rich need it
poor have it
and if u eat it, you die

Nothing

Nothing.

Also, Something.

The two fathers are a gay couple.

The black father ran away

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Could you explain the logic to me?

Because as I see it you are breaking a table in half and climbing into the floor

Nigger ass

Walk out the empty door jamb.

>two halves make a whole. As in a hole in the wall. It's a word play

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

>how to greentext

>dick
You are a dick

There is no logic perce, it's just nonsence word play. Whole vs hole sound the same. Two halves make a whole.

A nigger
>but user, niggers never read anything!
Alright, charcoal.

Neither, portals disappear on moving surfaces moving in that direction

What's big and grey and wrinkly and has a fucking trunk?

>*per se
FTFY

Thx bae

Then why not just say that portals don't exist, retard.
Also, play portal 2.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


plnoɔ ƃƃǝ ǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq pıɐl ʇǝƃ oʇ pɐɥ uǝɥ ǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔ 'ɹǝʇsooɹ ǝɥʇ

When they go home, each father with his two sons live at different homes. When one of the two arrive home, only three fish are there.

Ok, that's why I didn't get it

Reptiles were around a long time before birds were, so eggs.

glass

you really are a persistent idiot, aren't you?

Harambe

Ahh, took me a second

Alice came across a lion and a unicorn in a forest of forgetfulness. Those two are strange beings. The lion lies every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days he speaks the truth. The unicorn lies on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, however the other days of the week he speaks the truth.

Lion: Yesterday I was lying.
Unicorn: So was I.

On which day did they say that?

Trayvon Martin

Thursday because the Lion spoke first.

...

Thursday.

Thursday

Choose the correct one:
A. God exists
B. Different species of humans exist in other planets
C. We're stupid and haven't reached the moon yet

Hint: One of these is correct
C.

I don't get the riddle.

>Your

Hah! That's a good. Incidentally, science ( if you believe that kind of stuff) has determined that the answer is egg. Whatever laid that egg was technically not a chicken.

>It's not C

I've played portal 2, and while yes they have moving surfaces, it's only sideways relative to the portal, there is no place that has it move forward and back

The moon.

kill yourself

Every time newfags fall for this
>every time
Why do you think he greentexted it fucktard

Thursday, the unicorn is lying.

Not sure what you mean. That was my first snide comment this thread. Not the wall guy.

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time was it?

well then, my apologies.

How far can a fox run into the woods?

This is a really famous one. Let's see how Sup Forums does.

John and James are on their bicycles, a distance L apart. They begin at the same time to move toward each other, each pedaling as fast as he can, intending to collide. At the instant they begin, their dog, who loves them both, leaves John and runs as fast as he can to James, who pats him on the head. When this happens, he leaves James and runs back to John, who also pats him on the head, at which point he turns and runs back to James. All this is repeated until the bicycles collide.

>How much distance is covered by this crazy, affectionate animal?

Assume that John and James move with constant speeds v1 and v2, respectively, and the dog moves with speed u and is able to turn around instantaneously.

hammer time

halfway; any farther and it's running out.

trick question, foxes fly

Your mother.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Fifteen after ten

Underneath muh dick

She's banging Waldo.

>They didn't just find each other
>They found love

Chewing gum

nigheŕ

The length of its body. After that, it's in the woods and can't enter any more.

...

It is impossible to successfully pat a dog on the head while riding a bicycle.

My cock is being sucked by the OP. How long does it take for me to cum??

> d = (uL/(v1+v2))

Holy shit, you got it

This one

What shape completes the bottom line?

triangle pentagon square
square hexagon hexagon square
pentagon hexagon hexagon hexagon square triangle
hexagon octagon octagon octagon octagon ==?==

2

30 seconds because OP has so much experience

1, it is smaller than all the others in equivalency

A boy and his dad are out on a fishing trip. On the way back they are in a car accident and the father is killed. The boy is rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. when the surgeon arrives, they say "I can't perform this surgery, this is my son!"

who is the surgeon?

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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic

4, no black outline fam.

his mother