Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIANBamMgas
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw
youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
youtu.be/kjXH0AgT1_Q
youtu.be/vfblUSCaAQk
youtu.be/LvWT-7l6vJU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xD_wSSJ8U
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

This is the happiest day of my life.

Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Let there be legs

still here


and


just sitting in the dark

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Whats up Chen? Did you get accepted for something?

Oh well, at least you didn't get bitten. or hurt for that matter
I mainly enjoy crafting in skyrim and not much else. Guess it's just a matter of taste.

And i'm off. My parents just showed up.

Why is that?

Hello again Juvia.

Top perv.

>Yuno
I never really got much attachement to physical things, except my bikes. But in terms of sentimentalism, nothing particularly.

>fine

I passed my entrance exams, yes, you guessed it.

Well, I'm going to get drunk.
Farewell.

Sick. What did you get into? Big name?

Enjoy

Oh, gonna sleep soon?
>
Cya best bot
Thanks for listening
Yea I don't really care either, it's my dad who holds all the sentimental value
I am attached to some things but that's only because of what they do
My bed for example, love it

You call me a perv but you keep posting them ~
>could it be that you're the perv~
Good, good soon I will go to sleep probably and the legs shall be free
Bye Chen. Congratulations on your acceptance

no im not really feeling tired

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Old people, I tell ya...

Nope, it's certainly you!

>my legs are always free

I see, well just hanging out in thread then I guess is all there is
How's the temperature in the room?
You know how easy it is to just filer these right?
Yea they're weird all right
How's work comming along?

Dont care. Trying to cure your phobia

in my living room now. a little chilly but ive got a blanket

Probably ~ especially with all these wonderful legs your posting
I'll just have to keep being a perv so they don't go to waste
That's good, cause I'm broke

Thanks but no thanks
Oh I thought you were in your bedroom
I hope you don't fall asleep on the couch, you'll have a bad time when you wake up

im in a dining room chair but its basically the living room

Bit bored, been singing along to eurobeat for the last hour and my throat hurts now.
>Totally worth it though

I'm sure they won't. Not like those gifs, anyways~

Well, I tried.
Back to legs I guess

Oh well my bad
Isnt it more comfortable to lay down on a couch
I don't really like sitting in a chair too long
I didn't know you could sing?
I take it you're one in the building now then?
>I was gonna make a remark but ehh
Sorry, I prefer these pictures
I appreciate the effort though

Mai they rest in peace ~
Good, spiders make me very uncomfortable

im not tired anyway

You're gonna have to face your fear sooner or later.
I guess Im just used to them.

Not exactly what I meant
Don't you find it more relaxing to sit on a couch than a chair?
I always tense up when I have to sit straight, which is almost always the case on a chair
Why though?
There's no reason for me to take a liking to spiders, ever

benis

im pretty tense but thats ok

I can't, I'm a terrible singer. I've just been having fun though.
I am, and I just had to call the cops on a homeless guy. Yaaaaaaay.

You sure that's okay?
I guess we like different things from just sitting around
That's always a fun experience
Why not just let the dude sleep there
Was he doing any harm?

Gtg walk my dog, thread is really slow so I'll be back before 404

ill wait

Why would you do that?!

If he was sleeping, I would. But he's rocking back and forth, and screaming... like, loudly enough that i heard it over my eurobeat. I asked if he was okay, and he just yelled more at me. I then simply asked, if he's not hurt, then keep it down, or leave. Not even 20 seconds later, he's screaming again. So, I actually did my job.

Hell, if they're just sleeping or hanging around, I generally won't care. It's only when they start screaming and being a problem that I'll bother.

'shtola. See above.

Bump

I try to sing. Boredom while work was slow as fuck.

It's kill mang.

I swear, the only reason that gif is my favorite of yours is because birdie.

Not even the lewd gif?

While that one is very very nice, it's not a birdie!

Hello all

>bad weather out of nowhere basically assassinated my internet
>been without it for past 4 days

what have I missed, /waifu/?

True. Not many birbs. Not many waifus have birb related gifs.
>just watched my brothers dog eat a potato cake whole
>what even is chewing.png

Death. Of just about everyone. We are all thats left. Come to Canberra already.

Nothing really. It's simply me and Rory left.

I wish my waifu had birb gifs... maybe one day...

Chewing is that thing plebs do.

You missed out on posting your waifu legs, you should do so promptly

Is Sup Forums kill again?

Calamity-masu'd

Time for another delve into the salt mines of Legendleague.

%triforce

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Funny that, I was keeping next weekend open to stay up there overnight, but I now have a Telstra technician coming to fortify our line so it doesn't disconnect after a little rain again. Pretty dissapointed, though the week after looks pretty clear

Ah okay, how have you been?

Haven't got much in the way of legs at all, sorry to disappoint but here's my best... ;-;

Post legs Rem
Fine some sugar before you go ~

This is not disappointing in the slightest

+ :^)

Yeah, that Telstra guy will do jack shit. Most of my friends have worked for them, they barely touch the lines and just reconfigure the relay. It does fuck all to actually help.
Fine.

I like this photo

You not sleepy yet?
Damn that's pretty weird, then again most homeless people are psycho

I understand, at my old local market job there was this homeless guy who slept in our storage room. He didn't steal or bother anyone so it's was cool. I always bought him something to drink after my shift
I wonder if he's still there

Nice legs, got more?
Wewew leg god Rory
Nice. More?

a little but you know

Neko

Hiya Kirino

Ugh that's disappointing if so, spent two and a half hours on the phone with them just to achieve that. I never usually have a problem dealing with over-the-phone support, but they were particularly hard to deal with this time.

RIP

Decent enough. 3 hours till I'm off work. You?

I've met a decent amount of nice homeless people. Generally if they're real nice, I'll even kick down with whatever change I have on hand (normally not much since I pay by card most the time) but then you get these kinds, and it's like... nah, I'm nice, I'm patient, but I'm not gunna let you sit there screaming so I can lose my job.

I actually don't
Why aren't you sleeping, it's quite late now right?
I'm a bit bad with faces but
You're the Belgium guy right?
Yea there are plenty of nice homeless guys, but I very rarely give them money. I'd rather give them food or drinks
Just so they can't waste my money
Guy was probably tripping his balls off kek
Do you really have to call the police though?

Good Morning waifu!

Maybe

Eh, most the time they ask for food, so I bring em into the 7-11 and get em something. Otherwise, I just give em a few dollars and I rarely have any more than that.
Yes, I did. They showed up, DROVE ONTO THE SIDEWALK WITH THEIR LIGHTBAR ON, talked to the guy all of 30 seconds, and left.... the guy is still here. Whatever, I did my job, nothing more I can do about it.

Hey Ayase.
Been up to much?

im not that tired.

so comfy in here!@

Wait really.
They didn't say anything to you?
Just got there and left immediately?
That's weird
Oh okay.
Anything you're gonna do then?
Or just sit and be on here

That's downtown police for ya.

I've been well, have had some pretty productive downtime over the past few days.

Eh, aren't we all

Nah, I'm one of the Aus guys though. How about yourself?

Morning!

Yeah, a fair bit, finally got around to finishing a letterbox I've been working on for a few days, and re-organized my workshop which has been much needed for a long time. How about yourself?

We'll I have a meeting so bbl
no one cares anyhow

Hello! Good morning

just talk to you really

>Workshop
My interest has been caught.

What a bunch of idiots
I thought this was 'Murica!?
Fuck wrong guess
I'm just bad with waifus I haven't seen the show of yet
I'm from the Netherlands, you talked about bad weather and well I kinda assumed you were from Belgium because the weather got surprisingly bad here as well
Just don't let me get in the way of your sleep
I'm glad though but I have to do some work so might answer a bit slow

Oh nice. Another Ausfag? Welcome to the club, Rory, and I are the other ones on right now.

I've been okay, just playing games, working, not much else to say to be honest.

only a little bit. and thats alright

Just cause it's 'murrica don't mean the police go shooting people or dragging them off.

Leo supp. I spent most of the match going FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIIII.
>talisman of ascension
>deadmans plate
>righteous glory
>merc treads
>red sightstone
>randuins
Against a mainly AD team. We lost because we couldnt push hard and were too seperated.

Forgot to mention that we had a Teemo ju gle. He did fuck all most of the match.

840, I go to class at 840.
It is 730 on my first day of my last semester
Lets get moody
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZoD8JEFjAE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwJazZIWNgg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIANBamMgas

Doll claimed.
Whenever I wake up is when morning is.

I could hardly call it a workshop until lately if I'm completely honest, it was a mess. Been building a plane with my old man for the past 7-or-so years. You get up to much hands-on work?

Oh beautiful, visiting the frisian islands is up there on my bucket list, you ever been there?

Ah, nice to hear there's more of us.

Sounds nice, what do you do for work?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
youtu.be/kjXH0AgT1_Q
youtu.be/vfblUSCaAQk
youtu.be/LvWT-7l6vJU

I still haven't learned to attach pictures apparently.

I actually being mind doing some choices, listening to some good music makes it quite fun
Now that I think about it. You listen to any music ?
If hes trespassing and causing disruption isn't that a valid reason to put him down?
Or at least remove him
Sup kneesocks
Have fun with your first day
Hey doll
Had a good sleep?
Yea once, only do it if the weather is gonna be decent because if it's raining all day, chances are high it will, it's not that fun
Otherwise its pretty cool

Yeah, a surprising amount.
Nothing special. Just a cashier and whatever at a local Fishers. Decent pay for what I do.
Yourself?

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Ayyyyy, sup Doll.

>BUILDING A FUCKING PLANE
I haven't envied anyone in this thread as much as I envy you right now.
>hands-on work
Not NEARLY as much as I'd like. Was about to pick up an RX-7 GXL to wrench a bit on. Nothing like good ole Dorito power to BRAP to work in.

It is reason to remove him, but the owners say if it comes down to it, not to press charges. And the cops can only forcefully remove them if we press charges, or they're outright breaking the law with shit like public drunkeness.

This, I like this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xD_wSSJ8U

So I shall! Cofee!

>imagines stroking the cat
>refuses to invade her personal space, as one should

only a little really. lately the absolute drift soundtrack i like

Oh alright, didn't know that
Well you just have to turn up those beats then right?
Tbh coffee is our lord and saviour
Oh I don't know it
I'm gonna listen to it in a sec
I honestly can't play league without some music on