Hey Sup Forums, found this vibrator in my wife's closet. A bit shorter than me...

Hey Sup Forums, found this vibrator in my wife's closet. A bit shorter than me. Does that mean she feels i am too long for her? Also, what do ?

>Does that mean she feels i am too long for her
it means your dick doesn't vibrate enough, faggot.

XD

It means she wants to experiment with a new feeling, and perhaps loves you enough that she doesn't want to get something massive to stretch her vagina, so you still satisfy her.

Surprise her, when you go to bed, make out for a bit and them pick the vibrator. You'll be surprised how much fun it is to torture a clit with one and "force" orgasms

Thats just fore her arse.
You havent found the 12in Black one yet keep digging

It means just let her masturbate and stop being a cringey faggot

kek

stick it in your butt

>arse
>black with capital B
I think your french fries and fish fillets are done.

>wife
Didn't your mom tell you to stay out of her room?

Get better at sex, and the stupid cunt wont need it.

This.

Check em

>implying we don't masturbate even when having mad pussy
>3/10 bait, made me reply

Cover it in chilli oil, wait for the screams. Bitch shouldn't have mouthed off.

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Dude.

You are living a dream.

You found your woman's vibrator and it's not bigger than your dick.

Don't look a gift horse in the ass, op.

lol


you sound insecure.


wife is cheating on you.

>sandy hook
>blacks with a GED
i think your freedom loving and gun owning days are done

This and then squeeze it out on her chest.

>french fries
>fish fillets
fish and chips, if you're gonna be a dick atleast get something right faggot.

That's what she shoves up her ass when her other guy fucks her.

You know who it is too. He's always around, they talk a lot, and you've already had an argument with her about how close they are. But she assured you that they were just friends, and you believed her like a fucking idiot.
Now she gets double-teamed by that little toy and him, while you're off doing "unknowing fucking sucker" stuff. Ask her outright, I bet you tree-fiddy I'm right.

Vibrators are typically used externally. She'll just hold it against her clit, so the size of it really has no bearing on anything.

Put it in your ass bottom first, include timestamp.