Can you imagine John Wick as a kid?
Some kid steals his apple juice.
John wick the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
Can you imagine John Wick as a kid?
Nolan Gonzalez
Liam White
Bad premise. Bad setup. The worst punchline I've ever heard, and I've been to a Marc Maron show.
Gavin Sullivan
He was probably raped as a child. that's why he is the way he is
Thomas Turner
Haha mad thought that mate
You got any more imaginations?
Cameron Sanchez
zing.
Michael Ortiz
Can you imagine Doom Guy as a kid?
Some kid steals his apple juice.
Doom Guy, the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
Asher Cooper
Bloody ell that's bonkers
Angel Gonzalez
I picture John Wick as a lil bitch when he was a kid. Finally gets tired of being bullied, made fun of, etc. Finally starts training to become the bad ass he is now.
Grayson Wood
i cried i laughed so hard
-op
Elijah Morris
Doubtful. He was probably a normal kid. Probably didn't turn to his trade until he noticed proficiency, like ex-military or something.
Grayson Baker
I tried to fuck a goat
Caleb Morgan
Can you imagine Beatrix Kiddo as a kid?
Some kid steals her apple juice.
Beatrix kiddo the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
Christopher Hughes
That's cool too.
Can you imagine Bayonetta as she is right now though?
Some kid steals her apple juice.
The following day, Bayonetta fucks his ass.
Grayson Davis
Can you imagine Neo as a kid?
Some kid steals his apple juice.
Neo the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
Bentley Taylor
>much forced
>so meme
>wow
Adrian Diaz
Can you imagine Metroid as a kid?
Some kid steals his apple juice.
Metroid the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
Anthony Martinez
Can you imagine Wanda Sykes as a kid?
Some kid steals her apple juice.
Wanda sykes the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
William Wright
Can you imagine Zelda as a kid?
Some kid steals his apple juice.
Zelda the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.
Logan Sanchez
this thread is making me die of laughter
-op
Kayden Reyes
Can you imagine Gimp Man as a kid?
Some kid steals his/her apple juice.
Gimp Man the following day rapes his ass in apple juice.
Nicholas Robinson
Man Neo got a hair cut wow
Thomas Carter
It would be awesome if they made matrix 4.
Back in the days movies were good . now all we have is bat vs supper and suicide squad
Nathan Harris
Can you imagine Sunset Shimmer as a kid?
Some kid steals her apple juice.
Sunset Shimmer the following day drowns his ass in apple juice.