Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Or you could just say hi faggot

can I stick my cucumber in your salad?

I have like 2 other matches so I might as well have fun with this one

do you do butt stuff

rerrol

I hope this ain't to forword.. But Can I lick your asshole

Your first picture would be decent if it wasn't for that hideous hat and those man hands.

Reroll

reroll

so close

I have a small dick

Can I lick your Minge

Let me shit in your hat and put it on whilst I masturbate over your dead body

Gidday m8, wanna watch me burn mah dick on a kettle?

Let me sniff your fishy pussy out. I bet it's sweaty.

you look like a slut, a hot one tho. lets fuck

Hi can we please roll doubles?

Anal?

ask about her feminine penis

Just saying i would fuck you even if you was my own mother

Before we start anything I have to be sure that you're okay with me having two dicks.

Do you wanna jerk eachothers dicks sometime? ;)

sudo apt-get install pussy

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!

In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan


Yeah, uh
It's gonna be what it's gonna be
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show
See what happens when the ice age melt
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me
A man's measured by the way that he thinks
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth

>as long as you're ok with me having one

I have cancer

it's okay, me too.

Rolling for this guy

Rock n roll

I have crippling depression and think about ending my life on a daily basis

911, best roll

Do you want to hang out sometime? I can show you my dildo collection

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Op will you diliver

NICE

I only eat ass on the first date

Sorry about that that was for something else let's get this started off right now how about you show me your titties

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Another winrar

Okay look, I'm sorry for texting all these weird things to you. Ugh, I didn't want to say this but.... God damn it. I love you. I want to see you. Please, give me, a nice guy a chance. I'm very sucidel so say yes pls

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

Your mom was an inside job

show us your clunge babe

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Did that burn you hard ho

I'd die for you

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i love anime

You know, Hitler was actually a nice guy. Kind of like me. Maybe you should give us nice guys a chance. Heck, I'll even trade you my fedora for your virginity ;)

OP wait for her to reply

Isn't the point of this thread for you to get a reply and we choose your response? Not just spamming shit to some random chick on the internet?

Ask" Do you watch monster musume?

Ralling

Shut up weeb

Yas this OP

I'm sorry about those weird messages before, I'm just really stressed out currently. I'll be honest with you, money's tight atm. So, i hope this is not too personal but If your parents died right now how much would you inherit?

Okay new one

AUTISM ALERT IN HERE

one reroll

Alright this time text once and then wait for the reply

Hello how are you

what the fuck do u do here u could be on the street selling them tittays

Gas the kikes

your tits are hanging like robin williams from his ceiling

Ask if she watches monster musume

Let's get things started off right with some titty pictures

i have cancer but you wont catch it when you swallow my load. oh shit what up

Why hasn't there been a cure for Alzheimers yet?

Whats up dominos

Check em'

rowl

triple get win

did your father rape you when you were 5?

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commit suicide

Damn, you are a nice nigress. I am your white master now

I can't let you live after seeing this. Sorry.

DONT TEXT THEM ALL AT ONCE

Smile you're on Sup Forums

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"Never been with a girl before, can I practice going down on you? I will do anything you say and go down on you whenever you want, I just want some human contact"

What am I doing:)))))))))

Huh

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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

Yo Dominique you're so unique, how about I treat you to a nice picnique?

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

...please

Kek

Can I wear your skin like a snow parka

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

I need a gangsta

To love me better, than all the others do

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Nevermind I'll find someone like youuuuuuu

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

I'm good on, that pussy shit

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case