I have a feeling none of you will get this.
> Wife is kidnapped
>Restore the balance of the Japanese underground businesses
>Ruin a bunch of local businesses
>Delay the flights of many pissed off passengers
>Stop poison doing poison stuff
>Bad voice acting
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Prototype theft auto
SR4?
>you have to stop the bad guy
>turns out you're a badder guy
>press 1 to be good, press 2 to be bad again
> be basement dweller
> live with mom
> take pills to ease the suffering
> be nudist
> spiders everywhere
Mass Effect?
Binding of Isaac
> be vastly over-qualified for your job
> push carts around for a living
> one day, there's a big mess at work and you have to stay overtime to clean it all up
>wife and child safe
>wife is kill
>find baby
Yep.
Fallout 4
>drive cars
>beat other cars
Was that a Game and Watch?
KOTOR?
Half Life.
>Run around stealing and killing acting like nigger
>thats the game
YOU ARE A SPIRIT
@
YOU TRAVEL BETWEEN GENERATION SHIPS AND POSSESS NON-ENTITY GENERALS
>First nothing
>make make make
>test test test
>screaming
>force people to pay for shitting
>get_bored.jpeg
>island for saddos.
Nope.
Here's another hint:
> you can't stand those suits in management
> Be bad guy
> Find and employ many underlings
> All a ploy, you were the good guy
Ding ding ding!
FNAF?
The forest
>trapped
>make holes
>escape
GTA San Andreas.
Oh my god. Half life! Nice
check'd
also, KOTOR
>be with single mum
>get thrown out
>tame animals to rob other people
The forest
Portal
No, it was Half Life. This guy got it:
Pokey mans
yep
>your whole family dies
>turns out only your dad died
>but you can kill your sister if you want
>be in subway
>must save ascended nigger
>nazis shit on me
>commies fuck urrthang up
>i am the darkness
>mfw i murdered ascended niggers' family in last game
>Be Irish.
>Blow shit up.
>Fuck bitches.
>with friends
>trapped
>ohshit.png
>escape
>revenge
>kill or be killed
>Alien wants to turn the earth into a parking lot
>You race in order to change his mind
this could also work for viscera cleanup detail
The Saboteur
Farcry 3?
Yep, those are easy
>fly endlessly
>dont hit the pipes
ye
Davai Artyom: Cyka Blyat
>you enter the server
>an elementary school kid yells at you "ITEM OR BAN"
>you give him an item
>got banned anyway
xcom?
>You play as mario or luigi
>You need to save the princess
>The Saboteur.
Yep. Most underrated game ever.
Not a clue
Gmod multiplayer
Donkey Kong
>little dragon cunt
>dragon eggs get stolen by madmen
>gotta find the eggs
Smash Bros. Brawl
seriously?
>implying the elementary school kid is younger than him.
The joke is almost as bad as your shitty taste
A clue, a launch title for a Nintendo console
> you frequently rent movies at your local rental place
> you also have a favourite local pizza joint you go to
> cashier at both places looks suspiciously familiar
> he's a chill dude though, always knows what you like to order
> then one day: what happened to the cashier?
YOBA ETO TI?
super mario world 1-4
this one is actually really hard
>ikh soldatushki, bravy rybatushki, raz dva tri chetyre, raz dva tri chetyre, ikh soldatushki, bravy rybatushki, raz dva tri chetyre, raz dva tri!
>invisible things kill you
>guys with guns kill you
>the sky kills you
>EEEEEEEEE kills you
>at least you've got vodka
Hotline Miami
Dragon Ball Z
lmao
STALKER
Spyro year of the dragon?
>vacation
>pirates
>rebels
>kill gf and fuck a nigger
>Dress up like an animal.
>Kick the shit out of people.
gtav
Flappy bird
Yep.
farcry3
Metro
correct
>Be a criminal
>Nick another criminal's clothes
>You are now in that line of work.
Yup
>do nothing in space
fable
Hitman
Which one is it there are like 200 of them saving the fucking princess
Hitman?
Fable
No Man's Lie
Any of the RT games
>be taxi driver
>at night
>shots pop
>escape or die
>get rekt
> green and purple dudes chill by the river
> purple drinks water, which turns out to be toxic
> purple wants to take over the world
> green calls his friends and the manage to stop purple using time travel and shit
>woah this sucks
>infection
>betrayal
>future
>wtf is the FF?
Nope. Hint: Released a couple of years ago
>punch tree
>get wood
GTA V
too easy
>fight autocracy
>become autocracy
>die
Something about fires, incandescence, chests and infinite retries.
Fallout 4 too easy
Maining Udyr in League of Legends.
>collect ham
>try not to be raped
watch dogs
mafia 2
>"AHAHAHAH Crystals of course"
Red Steel? idk
see
Yus
>have gun
>shoot things
>that's the plot
>mars
>play as the illuminati
>secretly control all major decisions in your country from behind the scenes
>establish puppet religions and "democracy" in your nation to fool the people into thinking they have any control over their lives
>fucking curry bastards always trying to nuke you.
