5 page essay due monday

>5 page essay due monday
>been browsing Sup Forums and listening to lowercase all day long

>an entire 2 and a half days to write FIVE pages
Are we supposed to be impressed or something?

Do the essay, it's important for your future

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You still have the ENTIRE weekend to do it. Come the fuck on.

Can the essay be about anything? What's it about?

Yeah really, writing 5 pages takes like 2 hours at most, I really wish Sup Forums had fewer high schoolers on the board.

FIVE pages? Holy shit, I could probably write it for you. What's it about?

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I'm a very slow writer

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Is it Forms of Paper?

ok sotp fucking shitposting guys

im in OPs situation

i have a 600-word essay due on monday for my uni physics course and im FREAKING Out

whats good study music? should i listen to some???

Study music doesn't exist, silence is the best when doing work

>600 words
I really hate this meme, I can't even tell if half of them are serious or not.
Not true, music works really good for studying for exams in a systematic manner. It's terrible for writing papers though.

I have to finish a really important project this weekend and write well over 1000 words and I wasn't even thinking about it too much, but I'm nervous now that you guys are freaking out

each word has to be at least 2 syllables, and 50% have to be 3+ syllables

its harder than you think this is college work

>each word has to be at least 2 syllables
>can't use a, I, the, and, or, so, yes , no among other things
Good luck lad.

College is fucking easy though.

I was listening to Un Peu de Neige Salie earlier, now I'm halfway through The Golden Boat. pretty good desu

I'm trying to block negative thoughts right now and just focus on the music but sooner or later I have to get some work done reeee

That's a top-notch-ass album
You using that flowchart?

yeah. that flowchart is great

>posts a comfy pepe to an extremely uncomfy situation

>Not true, music works really good for studying for exams in a systematic manner.
Yeah, that's called ADHD.

what?

You'll submit what you finish. That's it. You only have two days. Whatever you spit out is all you'll be able to spit out. Get over it. If you put in as much effort as you can then you can't say you didn't try. This is how the world made you respond to this; procrastinate and give what you can. You can't be stressed your entire life otherwise you'll die a miserable old man, dissatisfied with how he treated himself when he was young and how he lived his life. Have fun with it but try to remain as responsible.

hehe
i've got about the same thing going on, writing about induction doe

>5 page essay
You can blast that out in a couple of hours

Well said

>blast

go back to kpg faggot

>5 pages

just make the font big lol