Mfw as the medal tally stands, Australia would have 168 medals if we had the population of america...

>mfw as the medal tally stands, Australia would have 168 medals if we had the population of america, and 708 if we had the population of china

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fuck we're elite

>if australia had USA's population, the mere presence of australian athletes would make the price of gold go through the roof as there would not be enough gold to make the medals
>australian dollar backed by gold
>all they have to do is wait for the olympics

If you did that for every country, you'd be an even lower rank considering how small some of the countries that have won gold are in terms of population.

if america had australia's population, they would have one medal, probably in something gay like sailing

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Americans can't handle the truth

>mfw if they allowed only the best athletes to qualify in the olympics 90% of the competition would be all from united states

wtf I hate USA now.

So enter kangaroos in boxing events and dingoes in track and field.

problem solved

Australia truly is king of the olympics.

Hello how do I become australia

>be australia
>have twice the population of hungary
>don't have 10 gold medals

are you even trying

you are russia's cum shot

fuck off were full cunt

I-i don't even want to anymore

Hello how do I become australia

Daily reminder: You need a population of at least 20 million to qualify for per capita calulations, anything below is considered "meme nation" tier and will not be considered

>börtön kolónia

Where did they find a fat, light-skinned Ethiopian?

>per capita
meme sentence of this Olympics?

>population of 20 million
>only 5 gold medals

No, just loser talk

Its not a meme though

Patty Mills of the Aussie women's apehoop team

>aussie women

>Hungary would have 224 medals right now

are they the goats?

>He thinks his nation has an impressive per capita rating
KEK
You're nothing fucking desert wigger

Hungary, let me remind you;your economy a SHIT, your country UNKNOWN, your flag TOOTHPASTE. But yes,
>Muh FAST SWIMMERS XD

That's Patty THRILLS to you.

> Americans

What the fuck do you brush your teeth with?

Yes. Slovenia , Hungary, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Georgia all say hello.

PER

I like the way you backed up your claim with undeniable visual proof

>meme countries with fluke medals compare in any way to GOATstralia which has pushed above its own weight from the start

>if my country had more people in it we would automatically have proportionately more elite athletes

"No"

There really isn't enough swimming events for that.

australians scare the shit out of me to be honest

>tfw walking home one night
>suddenly i hear them from behind me
>“ooh we got a biggun”
>oh shit
>start to run for shelter
>hear laughter
>hear running coming from somewhere
>hear them chanting
>“AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI”
>find a trashcan and hide behind it
>can hear a group singing waltzing matilda
>suddenly someone kicks away the trashcan
>there’s like twenty of them
>all wearing sleeveless vests
>australian immigrants
>“GDAY M8”
>i can smell something
>something meaty
>“oh shit”
>i try to run
>they grab me by my collar
>“YA AINT GOING NOWHERE M8”
>one of them approaches me
>he is holding a chicken drumstick in his hand
>“IT’S BARBEQUE TIME, POMBOY”
>they thrust the chicken drumstick towards me
>“EAT IT CUNT”
>they all start chanting “EAT IT, CUNT, EAT IT, CUNT”
>i give in
>eat the BBQ
>they’re all in hysterics
>“THAT’S SOME RIGHT GOOD BARBIE ISN’T IT M8”
>traumatised for years

>t. muslim from Moleenbruk

he's right you know, read some article there are like a dozen countries above US that have a higher medal per capita stat. this includes NZ do you really wanna give them that satisfaction

>if phelps had the population of china he would have almost 24 billion gold medals to his name

the GOAT

>something gay
Equestrian sports

thats what they do

Well played

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Copenhagen is the real capital of Scandinavian you fucking pasty white faggot

lol you'd be butthurt that IKEA is owned by America now

lol canada how's your summer olympic per capita going

You'd still get BTFO by Hungary per capita

not even aussie soldiers you mong

damn.... some infallible wisdom from down under... really makes you think

straya needs real aussie events at the summer olympics like, the footy shorts and thongs marathon, goon of fortune, shittest tattoo, sickest burnout in the Rebel Sport carpark, huntsman spider catch and grab, cricket classic catches, a shoey and i reckon that would do it

We both use the same amount of Athletes retards. We qualify for more stuff so we get a few more

Russians might have us in goon of fortune. No1 stands a chance against us in KFC classic catches though.

or like the 100m early morning wheelie bin dash

same amount of athletes. 300m vs 20m proof right here boys

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I hate australians

The vast majority of olympic sports are niche meme sports that like 95% of Americans dont even know or care about.

Most of these are big sports in Australia

Imagine if these sports were more popular here?

This is probably the worst post ive seen this Olympics
Just so bad

>dude we could totally win every event we just choose not to weed lmao

Clearly americans are in denial

>The vast majority of olympic sports are niche meme sports that like 95% of Americans dont even know or care about.
Substitute "Americans" for literally any nation competing in the Olympics and that'd be correct you dense fucking yank.

america hate to duke it out on the world stage, the only time they ever do is in the world cup and they get dicked. America makes up their own sports that no else else plays and calls themselves the world champions, nice meme, america arrogant enough to say they are the best country in the world, dumb enough to believe it

Could you imagine the shitposting if the aussies won in shootyhoops? I almost wanted to witness that.

We still can, your team sucks apart from that one guy

>H-hey, let's make some ridiculous criteria that benefits us to cover our losses

This is just embarrassing at this point. It's not the entire fucking population competing, at the end of the day there's a maximum of two athletes in the field, and it just happens that the American two usually win.

proxy off septic

Proxy off Jose Dequan Goldblatt Rodriquez II

Carmelo Anthony, peace and blessings be upon him

>all this Obsession with America on Sup Forums

youtu.be/H1Yt0xJKDY8

Stop being such a shit cunt.

>Most of these are big sports in Australia

what

some dream team when you need melo to carry the whole country

Your country is owned by muslims

righto mohammed. if only aloha snackbar were a sport

Newfag detected

>retards
USA has by far the biggest team, go look it up

You have more athletes than america in the olympics though

USA has about 150 more athletes competing than Australia

If population = more medals then china would have 3 times the number of American medals. They don't. So your >per capita bullshit is retarded

>he believes the per capita meme

china is a shitty 2nd world country same with russia. us has the biggest population of a 1st wordl country. e.g. india has 1b they are a 3rd world country. where are they in the olympics.

The whole point is it doesn't automatically equal more medals, which is why we measure countries on their per capita achievements. USA outperforms China in both total medals and per capita.
India is inexcusably terrible at the Olympics

>believing the per capita meme

>cant fight logic
cunt

>tfw no freestyle rap events at the Olympics

WEW LA. Imagine all the gold we'd be taking home

>logic has been found for four fucking days
Faggot

>Australia has just as many athletes as the US playing in this Olympics

>less than half as many medals

Australia Athlete to Medal Per Capita Ratio is SHIT

kek

USA > Emufags

Rap battle me cunt

> Ignoring fact USA has 150 more athletes
> per capita we win
> athlete to medal ratio we win
Cunt

>ignoring the logical arguments for four days
Faggot.

australia has 442 us has 554. are you autistic

>arguments
>four days
Nation of gigantic faggots.

> being this butthurt
fuckin' MURICA

youre ignoring our arguments americunt. 300m vs 20m 554/300000000 vs 442/20000 do the maths

>logical arguments
>four days
Unreal faggotry

20000000*

lol he cant wrap his head around it, mustn't teach math in america

>logical
>faggots