I'm a 59 year old high school Chemistry teacher. Virgin and unmarried. AMA Sup Forums

I'm a 59 year old high school Chemistry teacher. Virgin and unmarried. AMA Sup Forums

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Go back to wizardchan, cringelord!

fuck a student you dip what do you have to lose you'll be dead before you serve your sentence

so youre a wizzard?

go away walter white

how many times do you fap a week?

any spells to share?

breaking bad but with an aging wizzard.

Ar you a paedo?

how do you think this all happened? was it by choice? poor social skills?

seconded. time stamp needed

what grade do you teach and can you still get it up so you can fap while thinking about the hotties?

How many times have you masturbated to the thought of your students?

Not confident enough

Affirmative.

But isn't he like 56? Anyways, his life is a hell of a lot more interesting than mine.

At least twice daily, putting that around 14 times

I mean, I don't care much on age and I'm around girls 14-17 most of the time so..

dude, get a pack of condoms, goto a "massage parlor" on backpage, get yourself a double girl package for like $200-300 bucks.

What kind of bond is it when two atoms share a pair of valence electrons?

Teacher by choice, virgin and single due to poor social skills and inability to put myself out there.

I teach freshman and sophomores. For non Americans that's 9th and 10th. And yes.

Countless.

covalent?

dude, that's like middle school science. don't insult Walt's intelligence.

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whats it like being a teacher? is it easy or hard? and are there any students you really don't like being around?

Why don't you hire a prostitute?

>freshman and sophomores

Fuck dude. That shit has got to be distracting as fuck.

how hot are your students

best bet to prob get your feet wet at a massage parlor like i said above, get 2 girl package... get comfortable with fucking whores then find a hot expensive escort for like $500, probably some hot college kid.. dont go for junkies.

Both anons correct. Pretty easy screening question, but you tried.

I honestly have sort of lost the desire to lose it. My hand has been working wonders for as long as I can remember.

Its pretty easy. I teach the same material year after year so its kind of ingrained into my brain. The most time consuming thing is grading, but I do most everything on scan-tron papers so the only grading is grading any written work and participation grades. I personally hate being around the loud obnoxious students, obviously. Wish I could hold their heads to Bunsen burners.

I have to say, that at 59 it has become your choice to be a single virgin. There are many options out there, even for those with a lack of skills as you mention. All you have to do is want it and put in some effort.

Stop being a pussy.

This is also probably a bullshit story.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

even if you lost desire to lose it, those massage parlors are great.. normal ones are like $60 bucks an hour for a massage, around 45 min mark they ask you to roll over, give em an extra $20 for a tip.. even if youre not losing it, nothing better than a sensual massage and getting your junk rubbed.

Get your ass to Thailand and you can get girls cheap. They like old dudes for their social security checks, the older the better as they only have to wait a couple of years.

For a woman yes, but for a man the default is no sex. It takes a conscious will to get laid unless you are a literal 11/10 or have enough money.

you wish you could ever spank the bad students like what they did back in the 50s and 60s

do you ever think about shooting up your classroom or school?

Yeah, it is. Depends, I teach in Colorado, USA so there's a lower population of fat lards compared to other parts of the country, have anywhere from 2/10 to 9/10 in any given class

Pretty much. After 40 I sort of lost the desire to lose is and here I am.

Sort of true. I'm sure I probably could have lost it. I mean I'm a teacher so obviously I'm not wealthy by any means but I try to save. I would rate myself about a 3/10 so that doesn't help either.

Go breaking bad

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nice try fbi!

Oh trust me, all the fucking time.

Nah, I'm not really the violent type.

Would if could friend.

In 29 years, I hope to post this very same thing

Do you know how to make meth?

is making drugs as easy as tv makes it seem? and did you get a phd in chemistry?

Do coworkers assume you're gay, since you've never been married and are never seen with a woman?

zozzle, you don't know how to make meth!

Have you ever secretly masturbated at your desk with students in the room?

whats your favorite experiment to demonstrate:?

I love you op please don't leave :(

Sauce of pic?

I wish. Would be better income and more interesting than teaching.

I've never tried, but I'm pretty sure its a lot harder.

I've been mistaken for being gay multiple times, not by anyone I currently work with. Not sure if they think I am or not.

Nope. But I do record testing sessions "just to make sure you aren't cheating and keep you honest."

Anything with chemicals that react in odd ways, love seeing the looks on students faces.

Don't worry, I'm still here. Just don't let go user.

Why wont you hire an escort?

Not sure, sorry. Opened a random thread and got a random pic.

Like I said, have lost the desire to lose it. If I had the opportunity with a student that's probably one of the only ways I would.

Teen girls are horny as fuck OP, you should fuck them.

Just project dominance.

Have you ever considered how easy it would be to stick spy cams in the locker rooms?

Thats bullshit, do you like the sensation of you hand around your penis? then the sensation of a vagina even if its a middle class escort would be amazing, there is no "desire" to lose anything only the desire of something more sexual....

or you are a pedo, and thats all

lol

Nigga, what did you do to your life?

there are plenty of cougars out there that still have it going on, why not look

Do you masturbate in the morning and evening, or immediately after school, then another hour after that?

fucking age 15+ is not pedo

im 23 with vcard and would shag a cougar no problem

If you are a chemistry teacher you would know that making drugs is easier than on tv. fuck man, you get to order for your School. The shit you can get..... fuck man, this shit is fake

maybe if you are 16, but if you are a 59 year old teacher, then it is....

has anyone ever gotten hurt my mixing two chemicals and getting a bad reaction?

why'd you choose a degree in chemistry?

If I'm going to try it will probably be the year before I retire just so that I'm not out a job because it leaks.

I'm never in the locker rooms, would raise suspicion if I even entered the gym. I set one up in the girls bathroom at a different school about 15 years ago. Haven't done much since.

I guess you could define my likes as the likes of a pedo, so. But yeah, pretty much.

Its not what did I do to my life, it's what I didn't do to my life.

^^

Typically before school and immediately after, sometimes later that night if I'm horny.

Whatever you say. The conditions you need to simulate in order for them to form is probably relatively hard. It would also raise suspicion if I ordered more of a chemical that just happens to be an ingredient in meth.

Second user pretty much nailed it lol.

Myself no, some of my students have. Nothing life changing, but I've had a couple students leave with minor burns or tattered clothes.

Didn't know what the fuck to do with my life, I had mild interest in chemisty.

if there's grass on the field play ball

Do you fap to the videos? Also, wouldn't it be kind of suspicious? I know if I had a teen daughter and her single male teacher videotaped the class I'd be asking some questions.

Fucks sake mate, do something while your dick still works. Post on craigslist. Hit up women on facebook. Something.

do you ever sniff the seats of where the hot girls sit?

Fifty-fucking-nine??? You've got to be kidding me!!

How does it feel to be a faggot?

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Yes I do. I get a lot of emails from parents about it. Just give a big long speil about academic dishonesty, blah blah blah you're enabling it if you think this is wrong, blah blah, I only watch them if I have a reason to suspect cheating blah blah. Administration knows and they're fine with it so it's not like they can stop me. If parents are still spooked I offer to transfer their child to another class.

Eh, could, but like I said, people on craigslist aren't exactly in the age range I'm most attracted to.

Nope. I have had gym bags left in my classroom and I'll take them home overnight if the student doesnt pick them up by the end of the day, you know, just to ensure nobody steals anything. Gym bags always have pants/sports bras, occasionally panties. Backpacks usually not much interesting,

Did you do your fair share of partying as a teen/adult

Have female students ever flirted with you?

how often do you drink and what kind of alcohol do you drink? ever drink while at work?

whats the stupidest thing a kid as said or done in your class?

You tell me.

W-a-o-w, people who are older than 30 exist on the internet? w-a-o-w!

Didn't go to very many, kind of sat at home and did nothing.

A couple times, I've gotten some feels in on girls but nothing past that.

I have about a glass of wine or two a night. Box wine, whatever is the cheapest at the store, not picky. I don't think I've ever drank at work.

A kid swiped his tongue over a Bunsen burner once....

Did you ever catch a student cheating using the footage?

How many High School teachers do you think are actually closet pedophiles?

im pretty sure at least one of your students want to fuck you.
>hand pic
>soon tits or gtfo

Whats the weirdest way you've jerked off?

So was your autistic cripple son adopted then

I would lile to add to this question, do you know other teachers perving on female students?

how many electrons can each shell hold?

You ever hear students talking about Sup Forums, or Sup Forums?
Ever hear them using memes that you know, and kind of die a little inside because you're 59 and you know what they're talking about?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

New thread

are you ever 'propositioned' for improved grades? or is that shit just in porn?

1)how do i produce artificial thc
2)easiest way to manufacture homemade lsd

Eh, occasionally I will while "reviewing" the videos. But I hardly ever actually act on seeing someone cheat unless I dislike them or have a reason to.

Not sure, not very many, but I'm pretty sure they exist. I'm sure most male teachers are somewhat sexually attracted to students, only a few teachers have ever talked to me about it though. Originally I wasn't attracted to younger ages but the longer I've taught the more I have been.

I don't know about that. Like I said, not very attractive. Some girls have let me grab and squeeze but I don't think they wanted much more than attention.

I'm pretty average when it comes to masturbating. The weirdest I've done is play around with stuff in my ass.

At my current school, I know of only 1. He claims to have intercourse with about 2 girls ever year. Hes sent me a few pictures of his own students have shared with him so I believe him.

what substance should i use if i what to clean me body of tar ?

fuck you

Is this like a poor and/or dangerous school? (inner city)

Why are we transitioning threads?

Another very basic question but, the formula for electrons in each shell is 2 times n to the second.

Never heard any talk of Sup Forums, heard them using memes though.

About 24mph

Dont know and if I did I wouldn't share.

Dude you jack off to children, lol thats so fucking gross

Where did your parents go wrong?

You've answered every question I've asked OP so I just wanted to say thanks for being a bretty cool OP and I hope you have a good life.

Here's a nipple of a Spice Girl. You're old enough to remember them.

Man, I live in Colorado and I'm really wondering if you taught me.
Remember what happened to Masse? Heh.
>banged/texted these 17 year old whores. Like the biggest whores in school.
> claims she was raped
> he got life, possibility of parole after 10 years
His wife worked at the school and was fucking sexy.
Google it. "Masse Colorado school Broomfield" or something like that.

Goddamn normies

>jacking off to children is cool bruh its Sup Forums
you faggot, spend less time on this site

when are you expecting to kill yourself? also i like chemistry

why are metals shiny

What is the hardest metal known to man?
nobody else answer...wait for OP. we'll see just how much he really knows.