What is your interpretation of the base scoring system?

What is your interpretation of the base scoring system?

1st base
>social interaction
2nd base
>kiss
3rd base
>touch boobs
4th base
>fug

Well then, where are the touch vagoo, hj and bj phases?
Tl;dr we need more bases

Are we in high school?

Make out
Hand job
Bj
Fuck

Up your game

1st base - kiss
2nd base - titties
3rd base - stank finger
HR - balls deep

>1st base
>social interaction

fuckin kekd

Never understood that whole base thing anyway. Went from making out with girls in clubs to just having sex. No base shit whatsoever

1- see her
2- figure out her name
3- find her on Facebook
4- fap to vacation pics

>make out
>bewbie touch
>finger
>secks

So by this logical you've got to First Base with your Dad....

Really user even you made the simplest thing Autistic.

This

Autism knows no bounds

Fourth base? Fricking retard, it's called home plate

4th base
kek

1st Have a silent crush on her from afar

2nd Attempt to speak to her and spaghetti comes out

3rd chronic depression and medication

4th suicide in cellar, mom find you

1st base - Kissing, Groping
2nd base - Blowjobs, Muff Diving
3rd base - Sex
Homerun - Sex with her Sister, or Mother
GrandSlam - Sex with her Sister, and Her at the same time.

up first to making out and i totally agree with this

>What is your interpretation of the base scoring system?

Are you literally retarded?

Getting to nth base is just an expression that's supposed to denote how close you got to scoring.

>She let me go to third base

That just means we did everything but fuck. Go outside you wretched autistic faggot

Guys, it's simple to remember:
>French (that hoe)
>Feel (dem tiddies)
>Finger (incl handy and blowy)
>Fuck (day pussay)

>Social interaction.

1st base add each other as contacts
2nd base voice chat
3rd base video call
4th base phone sex

1st base - kiss
2nd base - boobies
3rd base - finger banging
4th base - handie
5th base - blow job
6th base - sexin it up

4th...5th...6th base, spotted the fat neck beard that never played sports.

My understanding was
1st: making out/groping
2nd: Bewbiez (touching or seeing)
3rd: Hand and/or Mouth stuff
Home run: banging

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

Although I might have that confused with an internal combustion engine.

there are three bases and a home plate buddy

>Getting to nth base is just an expression that's supposed to denote how close you got to scoring.
wow, after all these years I finally understand that metaphor. thanks based user

>being this edgy

>Grandslam
This is the coveted master sex act, threesome

I got u fam

Sorry mr highschool edgelord

dubs for nicky

Wtf is edgy about that

Britbong here I've always heard it to be

1st base - kiss
2nd base - fingering/handjob
3rd base - oral
4th base (yes we don't play baseball) - sex

1st - Hold hands
2nd - Hug
3rd - Sniff Hair
Never actually gotten to home :(

My GF and her best friend want to have a Threesome with me, her friend is newly single, her BF cheated on her, and some drama bs.

I have not said yes, because I feel like my GF is trying to trap me or some shit.... am I retarded? Should I just do it, her friend is pretty hot, but my GF is better looking, and not worth losing for one night, but if we ever breakup in the future I will regret not doing it, I know.

am I stupid, should I just do it?

Tell her if she really wants it you'll do it for her

>sniff hair

(You)

That's smart, my coworker who has experience, said I should give my gf at least double the attention I give the other girl, and let my GF take care of the other girl, while I take care of my GF for the most part, until my GF initiates her onto me, which he says she will eventually.

Are you retarded OP?

First base is a French kiss. Not a peck on the cheek, you and her are into each other.

Second base is long make-out session. Groping here is included, your hands on her dirty bits, her hands on yours.

Third base is the jobs, hand job, blow job, whatever. If you haven't had literal sex with her you are on third base.

Home plate is penetrative sex.

Sounds like a plan, what are you waiting for man, DO IT FAGGOT

>So I got to first base with my mom last night. After dinner I met with a bud of mine and got to first base. Then this morning in class I met my professor and we got to first base because I had some questions about the upcoming test.

My grandmother was in town and when we picked her up from the airport she gave me a second base on the cheek.

You're an idiot.

Nice dubs, I haven't found a way to say yes, without it being like I want it. The way he said it may work, because I'm only doing it to make her happy. I will try this tonight, hopefully it's not a trap, and if it is, then I can say, "I was only saying yes, because I thought that's what you wanted."

I don't know, I'm still in the batter's box.

It's mainly used by people in middle and high school. You don't typically hear people in their 30s talking about getting to 2nd base.

So nothing then?