Sup Forums i need you help
I just moved to a new town and i need to buy toilet paper but im scared the cashier and other customers will laugh at me. How do i buy it without them laughing at me?
please help
Sup Forums i need you help
I just moved to a new town and i need to buy toilet paper but im scared the cashier and other customers will laugh at me. How do i buy it without them laughing at me?
please help
Just buy a large cucumber, some condoms, lube and a gay magazine and no one will care about the toiletpaper.
show them that your dick doesn't fit in a roll
use their restroom and put their toilet paper in your pocket
Buy it with a bunch of other shit
buy soft napkins
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Buy some other things with it. Or use self checkout. But honestly they won't care
>make sock puppet munch poo from rear
Are you guys sure this will work? I just cant take being embarrassed in public
everyone shits, bro...quit being a fag and go buy some ass wipe
Install Bidet
bogroll is botnet
Yes I'm sure. Nobody else cares. Everyone buys toilet paper
Do you think paper towels would work as good as toilet paper?
fuckin' waste of quads
paper towels will clog you toilet. quit being a faggot and just buy ass wipe....it's not like you're a dude buying tampons or pantyhose
Also botnet install bidet.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Just buy sandpaper OP. Works like a charm, plus it exfoliates down there for that fresh clean feeling Everytime!
I know but i dont want them to laugh at me, its the only super market close to me
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This thread is an embarrassment of everyone, i laughed at the fact that you are scared to buy something that everyone needs. People wont laugh at you for buying something they use too.
When you notice an air of ridicule, clarify your Halloween prank stockpile intentions and publically humiliate then for thinking so much about you using the restroom.
If you really have those kinds of issues just order from amazon
As a man who has undergone extensive intestinal surgery I resent that.
just hold your shit in until you die. :)
You poo in ziploc?
I did that before and i had to go to the hospital
Nice pasta faggot.
Just fucking buy it you autistic piece of shit
Don't go in wearing your favorite My Little Pony costumer and no one will laugh.
>im scared the cashier and other customers will laugh at me
Do people this paranoid actually exist?
You have probably been at a grocery store atleast once every week since you moved out of your mothers basement. Think about it, have you ever seen anyone made fun out of because of buying toilet paper? No, thats right. It just doesnt happend. Would you laugh at me if im standing in line before you with a shitload of toiletpaper?