Why not suck a dick?

Why not suck a dick?

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Because it's gay. Anyone that isn't female and sucks dick needs to die painfully and slowly.

>painfully and slowly.
THATS PROLLY HoW YOU SUCK A DICK

I'm afraid I'll get semen in my beard.

What are you, a fucking pussy?

It's kinda gay.

i don't respect anyone who has voluntarily sucked a dick

Wouldn't want your waifu to see that in your neckbeard, huh user?

I prefer to suck my own tyvm

What about involuntarily?

Get started then, faggot.

teen boys world

Oh no, you don't respect me? What am I going to do?! I know, I'll go suck a few more dicks. Nailed it.

Caveat so he doesn't have to hate himself.

sucked my own once, after the brief exhilaration of accomplishment i realized too gay for words and never again.

>I'm afraid I'll get semen in my beard.

Beards? You need a 70s porn stash.

lol rekt

Oh fuck! Quads!!!!!

cause it's not pussy

holy shit checkem

those are some nice digits

I'm only in this thread to check these quints

>...and to discover a justification for the dicks I suck.
Your post got cut off, user.

suck

nice 44844 after those 44444
I cringed

nice dubs

literally no reason not to

Good God.... I can look at pic related while eating a slice of pizza. But your pic makes me physically ill. Gays have to be born that way cause I don't see how anyone could possibly choose to fuck men. Disgusting...

HULK SMAAAAAASH!

it's not our fault about what you see when you look in the mirror

also, pro tip: homophobes are repressed bis (source: multiple studies)

user is a queasy bitch, everyone! Maybe you need your mom to rub your tummy while you drink some warm milk. That'll make you feel better, won't it?

I'm not a homophobic you fucking faggot.

Queasy..... me?

Have some more gore fella

Got my dick sucked last night for the first time, from a faggot. I'm straight 22 btw and think it's gross. But he begged for it enough so I let him swallow it.

Because there is literally no other cock in this room for me to succ rn.

>I get so outraged I post gore

>not homophobic

I have had plenty of gay sex...I cant get off to gay porn. I dont check out dudes in public cause men are gross to me.
I been having 10/10 sex with my wife lately and I am way happy I am with her then some faggoot. Its funny cause I have a reputation as a huge faggot but I probably get and love pussy more then most people.

This user is obviously gay if he gets SJW-tier triggered by other people's lifestyles.

Just live and let live bro.

>I get so outraged I post gore

>not homophobic

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I'll never get to suck that cock

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, you. That's exactly what you said, not me. Have some more reason to cry to your mom, fella.

The fuck am i looking at?

sucking cock is good and cool

Couldn't cum because it felt so much worse than a woman doing it, amirite?

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Granny was made peaceful by some nice Islamists...

>701746998

Dude, I didn't even say anything bad about gays except that looking at gay pron makes me sick. Gays cam be gay. I even supported their long held claim that they're born that way.

The fuck?

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>Couldn't cum because it felt so much worse than a woman doing it, amirite?

anecdote does not define the norm

some dudes are lousy at sucking dick

but, overall, dudes are usually better at it

plus, hooking up with some fat old hairy skank from CL is hardly a referendum on being sucked off by dudes in general

>The fuck am i looking at?
homophobic butthurt in action

superb

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My point wasn't that guy's are better at it. My point was that user wasn't fooling me into thinking that he let a guy suck his dick in spite of him disliking it so much.

all your work is in vain

As a bisexual, I like what's happening in this thread.

I'm not gay aka mentally ill.

Why not go for a soda?

youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g

Who kia that?

i guess ill de-fag too

60 years ago science proved you wrong

maybe 60 years from now you'll learn something

doubt it, though

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>Why not go for a soda?
soda is horrible for your body

sucking dick is exercise and builds camaraderie

orgasm also releases endorphins

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No, political pressure and the gay lobby did.

Homosexuality was removed from the DSM because of political pressure and threats of cutting funds.

Not because of any new findings, research, or evidence, but political pressure.

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Nothing homosexual about people of the same sex naked and touching each other.

But soda is still better than slander and better than lies. Also, nobody hurts, cries, drowns or dies.

Did you even bother listening to the song?

I'd lick a load off that bitch's tits while fucking her while getting my ass fucked.

Those are quints you fucking inbred

Topic got fagged up again... fuck

Because thats fucking gay

Wow, I almost got away with it! Good thing you came along with your dog and your van.

Not a valid reason.

>No, political pressure and the gay lobby did.
>Homosexuality was removed from the DSM because of political pressure and threats of cutting funds.
>Not because of any new findings, research, or evidence, but political pressure.

No. It was delayed for a long time because of politics — because too many psychologists were too invested in their bigotry to recognize the science

you've got it backward, bro

mmm mmm mmm

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tfw to shy to go out and find a dick

What science? Please source me the findings that changed the classification.

A sexual disposition that isn't normal, against what humans evolved to do, is mental illness.

Is pedophilia not a mental illness either?

Is bestiality not a mental illness? (in the case of people who are only attracted to animals, and not people)

Is transsexualism and gender dysphoria not mental illness?

Note: mental illness doesn't actually exist as a tangible, physical "thing". It's literally just a classification that we use for personality traits or dispositions that significantly deviate from the norm, even things like ADD or schizophrenia.

same here

not too shy just don't want to deal with the hassle

I miss the bar scene. Online people are assholes

this... so this!
I have a long term gf, and we are each others only sexual partner... but I reallyyyyy wanna suck a cock

posted adds on cl, and ended up sucking a nice 6+ tasty uncut cock (which came a lot

>makes list of irrelevancies

>asks illogical questions

>expects substantive response to tier-1 bait

>so just how risky is it??

don't have mouth sores

don't suck a dick with sores on it

don't swallow

don't floss

not that risky if you follow these steps

also very helpful to not hook up with sex addicts

Please tell how the questions I asked were illogical or irrelevant, if you refuse or are unable to answer them

As far as I'm concerned it's completely sound, consistent, and relevant.

All I see is you putting your fingers in your ears and saying

"LALALAL CAN'T HEAR YOU TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT COCKS"

She's going to end up walking in on you taking it up the ass and leaving you, then you will wind up a 40yo alcoholic dirty homeless faggot sucking dick for Listerine.

Enjoy your day!

I'd try it.

>user asks for source

>faggot doesn't provide source

I wanna suck a black dude's dick, but im afraid ill get AIDS or he'll rob me or something

>also very helpful to not hook up with sex addicts

nigga 99.9 percent of gays are sex addicts that fuck different people every week or more.

>nigga 99.9 percent of gays are sex addicts that fuck different people every week or more.

only in the sex-starved fantasy world of Sup Forums

Well if the only criteria for a mental illness in regards to sexual preference is what evolutionary purpose, then monogamy is a mental illness.

how come he loses all this blood? is it nervegas?

Look at the statistics. Look up poll numbers.

"Promiscuity
28% of homosexual men had more than 1000 partners: "Bell and Weinberg reported evidence of widespread sexual compulsion among homosexual men. 83% of the homosexual men surveyed estimated they had had sex with 50 or more partners in their lifetime, 43% estimated they had sex with 500 or more partners; 28% with 1,000 or more partners. Bell and Weinberg p 308." (exodusglobalalliance.org/ishomosexualityhealthyp60.php)
79% of homosexual men say over half of sex partners are strangers: "The survey showed 79% of the respondents saying that over half of their sexual partners were strangers. Seventy percent said that over half of their sexual partners were people with whom they had sex only once. Bell and Weinberg pp.308-309."

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No, evolution actually relatively favored monogamy. You haven't did your homework on early human history or anthropology, friend.

Early human families were more likely to succeed and survive if the father stuck around to defend from competing males.

You'd think evolution would favor fucking every bitch under the sun, but realizing that it doesn't matter if the babies don't survive to reproduce, it makes more sense, right?

Stay away from the meth scene. Try to find other guys that are convincingly on the DL as well. I've sucked over a hundred dicks and get tested regularly and have never had a STD from a guy. Have gotten Chlamydia from a girl once, but that was before I started sucking dicks.