Let's get one of these going

Let's get one of these going

Yellow would be a laugh

red

Definately green for me.

Purple

Could rob banks and if they arrested me I would just leave the jail

I think it will be depressing most times. Just how dumb or chaotic some people think.

Fucking furry detected

>Cops shoot you
>You just phase through the bullets
Good choice.
You could get easy sex, stop crimes. You could be a great counseler.

Yellow because I can mindfuck people

Red can be useful for getting easy money
blue would never be used
yellow would ruin your self esteem
green defeats blue
orange is impractical
purple is like red, but less useful
grey is the most practical
pink is useful in very rare situations

>grey

Pink I would earn a fortune thanks to this power

Whats with the pink? Cant have an ability to heal ANY wound? This is imaginary after all.

I would pick blue.

Hell no. If i want to fly i change to a bird. If i wanna be a savage hunter and eat some me at i turn into a cheetah. If i wanna be pet and loved id change into a housecat. Sounds like a blast to me.

Green

Basically grants immortality if I just keep morphing into a different twenty year-old human.every year or so.

Just realized if I picked grey instead of blue I could lift my self and make myself fly.

fml. cant do anything right.

You almost had me convinced until you said that furry shot about turning into a cat

Why the fuck wouldnt you use the abilty to fly with either green or blue

Would you consider a human an animal?

Which one kills your dad?

Wouldn't you?

Pink, of course. I care about life, and would love to be able to heal.

Haha i hate furries. Im more into bananas actually. Thats why id turn myself into a bad ass gorilla.

>akshually thay r plants

i think we are past that stage

Pink - Just because I'd rather help others.

Grey so I can be a lazy fucker

Yer a good feller.

I'd be green but... Harambe is extinct...
So, I'm going with yellow, I want to know everything.

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Ahahahhahaha
>Failed basic biology

Easy Purple. I'd never stub my toe on anything ever again.

What if they deserve the pain. I mean all of them.

Post what you got Sup Forums

Yellow, it's subtle and useful, you can know a bunch of secrets
Or blue because it makes traveling super easy

Sensei Cosby taught the power of the green pill.

As long as they didn't contribute to doing evil to others, I have no problem with them. Doesn't even matter since this is just a hypothetical.

Ofcourse we are animals dumbshit. We just discriminate between animals and' humans' with our languages but it doesnt change we arent animals. We are both.

Teal+black and rival

>Refusing to help injured people simply because they're cunts.
My mistake, I thought you were a good feller.

Green. Essentially gives you red, blue, since you could become an insect it gives you something similar to purple in a practical sense.

I like the death.
I like the MISERY.
... I LIKE THIS WORLD!!!

invisiblility not as useful thermal camera would spot you

Teal gives you the effects of black but with the addition of being smart
Green lets you rape people
Hard choice

Yellow, I can use this to get on people's good side in order to obtain what I want from them.

Why would you help those who do harm to others? Actually curious what others think about the pink button.

Green is the best option, but only if you keep your human brain capacity. Is this the case with just shapeshifting?

I'm not a fan of suffering. I'm no better than them if I just let an injured person go unhealed.

Maybe you're right. Showing them that there's something better that fulfills our higher purposes in life would probably help them reciprocate those actions of good. We are all one, after all.

Probably grey. Since there's no limit to what I can lift, I'd just lift dense black communities from ground up, flip it upside down and land it. After I'm done, I'd proceed to mecca and do the same to the entire city.

I'd rather do the right thing than do the right thing everyone wants a person with power to be. It would be hard to detect me if I'm snipe lifting from miles away. Seems like the ability should be nerfed.

Contributing

I bet you've never seen someone burn alive in front of your eyes. It's a strange sensation but the screaming and smell coming towards you is almost orgasmic. You should try it sometime.

Grey you could do almost anything you wanted

Green.

Can imitate most of the other options.

I care about people and all that, but your response was cringe. Sorry.

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All one? Fuck all!

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Was it cringe because I said we're all one? It's objectively true, though. We're all made of the same stuff.

grey
telekinesis is dank

Grey

Yellow is the only choice if you didn't figure out that green is a hidden gem.

>any animal that doesn't exist
Well, this animal I wish to be can turn completely invisible (including its clothing), fly with its mind, read people's thoughts, run at the speed of sound, phase through anything, lift objects with its mind and heal any non-fatal wound (itself and others). It also looks like a super hot male, with a 10 inch dick, great muscles, highly intelligent and can lift up to 100x its own weight.

Black and teal

pink, I am always the healer or support in games.

It's supposed to say extinct dumbfuck. It's obvious.

here is another

The whole higher purpose shit, "good", and we are all one. The whole thing, really. Anyway, I'm going to sleep now. Gonna kill myself later. Bye.

lol last one was wrong image

Pain is temporary. Goodnight faggot.

this should be good for a while

Have a truly terrible night with lots of paranoia and despair

Btw
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Raul

>Red
Would I only be invisible to the visible spectrum of light or also infrared, EM, etc?

>Blue
How long can I fly? Do I eventually get exhausted of flying?

>Yellow
Pretty self explanatory.

>Green
Would I lose my ability to think like a human and no longer be able to change myself back because I no longer am conscious?

>Orange
Would I die or do I have special magical protection from the G's and wind?

>Purple
Including my clothes and things I'm holding? Also what happens to poop? Does it fall through my body because it's not technically part of my body?

>Grey
How heavy can I go?

>Pink
Self explanatory.

Just choose you dirty fucking autist. And die soon please.

Green so I can be a dog or Grey because it would be handy or actually honestly Pink because it would be the best. could be a hero.

black and Teal and my love one forget me

rawl

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Fuck that was hard

>Master Chef 14cr
>Hygiene 1cr
>Jacuzzi 2cr
>Dank Weed 5cr
>Sex Toys 1cr
>100 Books 1cr
>TV with cable 3cr
>Pet 3cr
>Glass Windows 3cr
>Furniture Upgrade 1cr


Drawbacks:
>Odor +4 points

Rollan

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Blue is redundant because Green allows you to fly anyway.

Yellow probably has the most utility since you could manipulate people around you if you could read them, but Red is probably the most fun.

Pink. Go to hospital's burn ward. Heal people. People rejoice in not being medium rare anymore, and the voices telling me to an hero shut up a while.

Failing that, Grey.

Pink: to fix my broken heart.

Red.. I just love Killing

Yellow because I'm very insecure and want to know what people think of me

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Pink. I see it as being invincible without being immortal. Truly the best case scenario.

Green, and you know what? Fuck it. I actually want a rival even if I'm only taking 1 pill. It'll be a friendly rival.

Roll for the ring.

Water. Unless you're the Avatar, I instantly win.

Just how fast can you fly with Blue?

Must you personally be aware of the animal's existence to shift into it with Green?

Are your reflexes consistent with your running speed granted by Orange?

What defines "anything" with Purple? Can I phase through water to explore the bottom of the ocean? Can I phase through fire, or is it limited to solids?

Is there a weight limit for Grey?

Can Pink heal a wound that will definitely kill somebody if left untreated, but hasn't yet? ie; shot through the heart, but still have 15 seconds of life left


I think Purple would be the most fun/useful

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Red could be used for spying or for escaping tight situations. Spying made useless by yellow's power. Escaping made useless by purple's power.

Blue is made useless by grey's power since you can move your own body.

Yellow is extremely useful but not necessary if you're smart enough.

Green is completely useless and only exists for Animorphs fetishists.

Orange would be useful if it weren't limited to running. You can still get tracked down by shit faster than you.

Purple is extremely useful. Able to phase into areas and inside objects and spy on others. Able to escape any harm making pink's power useless.

Grey's power is extremely useful. Makes blue's power useless and possibly makes pink's power useless if you can block bullets. On par with phasing but more perks.

Pink's power is useless.

I'm stuck between purple and grey but leaning towards grey.

No one will read this. Autism.

Role

Rollin

I'll just get a piece of board and press them all at once.

>timesplitter dagger
>kill a random nig on the streets
>use blood to stop time and rob a blood bank

rolling for 7

1, 3, or 6. Don't care about gloves because I'm gay. Now I'll just be a super strong gay.

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