You have 10 seconds to name someone more alpha than Dan the Man

you have 10 seconds to name someone more alpha than Dan the Man

protip: you can't

Harambe

Trump

he looks gay as fuck

sooooo. Me?

Dan is love. Dan is life.

The almighty Jujimufu

jesus christ

Gianluca Vacchi
/thread

hulk hogan

I like to think Ben Affleck has a picture of this guy on his wall that he mediates on for 15 minutes every morning to feel empowered.

Rambo

He's a trust fund douche bag who does nothing valuable with his life his money or his talents, he pays women to be around him, and men. He buys everything, he even pays studios to put him in films as a cameo or a walk on. He's no alpha.

hiroyuki

Got anything hard OP?

moot

...

>Gianluca Vacchi
/thread

absolute faggots.

I'm sorry m8, I think he's a douche.. But everything you just said describes an alpha

that sounds alpha af to me

sans the skelton

Nice dubs

>hung like a stallion
/thread

Anybody.

Nothing more pathetic than coasting off Daddy's money your whole life.

jelly af

Hillary Clinton

me

dan bilzerian is a fucking douchefag

Dan Bilzerian got CUCKOLDED out of his own MOTION PICTURE.

HAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING IMAGINE IT

HE GIVES A STUDIO ONE MILLION DOLLARS, IN EXCHANGE FOR A PART IN A MARK WAHLBERG MOVIE

AND THEY EDIT OUT MOST OF THE SCENES WITH HIM IN IT AND FUCK HIM OVER

HAHAHAHAHA

DAN BILZERIAN IS A FUCKING CUCKOLD PIECE OF TRASH WHO CAN'T EVEN INTO MOVIES HAHAHAHAHAHA

Photogenic Cub Bryant after his 35th homer

spoogeburp

Donald trump. George washington.