Alright Sup Forums, lets go on an adventure.
You say what we do and I'll draw and write the results.
Alright Sup Forums, lets go on an adventure
Peel and eat the banana
seconding
The banana has healed 9 health, you feel well fed.
Shit banana and reconsume like a true survivalist
The banana is not ready to be shitted out, you lose one health from straining your ass
Use freshly strained asshole as a ripe environment for maggots to eat later
You contract Aids as you are raped by a wild Bill Cosby when preparing to collect maggots. You lose health from the Aids
go to elven kingdom and fuck a gurl
Seek a mystic cure for AIDS in the Kingdom of Elves.
>No girl fucks you cause you're a Sup Forumstard
>Location discovered
You get cured by a wizard in the elf kingdom, you are asked in return to get magical gems from the deeps tunnels of the Tombs of the long forgotten.
Seek an OP that updates faster.
Shoot up heroin with a shady Elf before entering the tombs to get over phobia of dark places.
>No new OPs found
>Dildo gained
Traded Dildo for heroin, entered tombs and found two paths.
Left or right?
Right
You go right and are attacked by a skeleton, what do?
You lose two health
Skull fuck the Skelton until you mentally break him into being your bitch
After fucking the skeleton it admits that it is a sissy bitch and becomes your slave, it will help you fight in battle and call you daddy.
You go further down the tunnel and find the gems on a table in the center of the room.
Smuggle gems back to the surface in your ass.
You attempt to smuggle the gems back in your ass but a skeleton boss appears to fight.
It is to /fit/ to be taken down by your cock.
What do you and skeleslut do to fight off the beast?
Get skeleslut to hold him down while you mentally and sexually break him
Bump
You distract him with Skelton bitch and take a swing at him with the long sword cutting off both his legs with simultaneously shitting your pants
And then mentally break him with the use of skull fucking
The skeleton is two large and knocks you both back, skeleslut is uninjured but you take a strong blow to the chest, you lose 10 health
(someone archive this)
Swing wildly at skeleslut with iron sword
Manage to chop off own hand
>gems gained
Skeleslut distracts the brute and you chop his legs, before he can regrow his bones you grab the gems and run, skeleslut blow you outside the tombs.
The time has come. You reach into your ass and pull out your prized possession, the spirit of harambe. You call upon that sexy ape to come and wreck the skeletons shit in exchange for skeleslut
Well shit I took way to long typing that
Harambe bitch slaps you for taking to longs, then fucks skeleslut and leaves.
you lose one health.
put to together a makeshift crack pipe and some smoke some 'magic gems' somehow end up in forest of nilbraids
With a dildo in your ass
>No dildos in inventory
>Found banana
>Can't smoke gems, maybe return to magic dude later or keep cause theyre magic
>Heroin guy comes back and shoots you up
>End up in forest of nilbraids
Assume a nilbraid is an animal, seek out the nearest nilbraid and fuck it.
Put banana up pooper
>Nilbraids are extinct
>Fuck Skeleslut instead
>Pass out
>Wake up on a boat
>Banana Gone
Sail ship to treasure island, acquire scurvy on the way
Put gems up pooper
Attempt to catch fish for food because health is low.
>Scurvy not aquired because skeleslut puts lemons in your ass
>Treasure island is just a bunch of traps and futas
Gems ---> pooper
>Ass rejects gems because of lemons
>Allergic to seafood, fish swimaway
Betray skeleslut
get a fish fuck the fish eat the fish
Attempt to find food on Treasure Island.
>Fuck the traps and futas
>Skeleslut doesnt care
>You now have an army of traps and futas led by you and skeleslut
Leave skeleslut on treasure island
>Drink futa cum on island
>Health fully restored
Set sail for Silitri Island.
Become an hero
>Skeleslut stays on island to rest in piece, she is tired from the journey.
>Rip Skeleslut
>Go to silitri
>Army rapes all villagers
>Viillagers now traps and join army
where do go
>got aids lost 9Hp
>the water grows restless its impossible to sail
>skelington eyes start to shine bright red
Build trump tower on silitri island
tfw when faggots pretends to be me
...
>Build Trump tower
>Castle of Habigof jealous
>faggot pretends to be me, OP
Roll
>you roll a twenty
OP
Fly plane into castle of habigof, kill aprox 2996 people
Japanese commiting whale genocide off the east coast
Build a spotlight in honor of the dead at ground zero. It also serves as a bat signal for the local vigilante
>Fly plain into castle habigof
>Kill 2996 people
>Survivors turned to traps and futas
>Armor takes over continent
user you're king now, what do you do?
Rape all elves in elf kingdom
>elves we're already raped
a real Sup Forumstard would now what to do
sail to the compas on the map
Return magic gems to wizard
Put.magic.Gems in wizards pooper
train woodcutting in the forest of nilbraids
A group of Mongols arrives to the southwest.
>The japs stole your boat to hunt whales
>Your army cannot fight the japs as they are on boats and you can't swim
>All trees cut down and used for making books about cucks
>Magic gems returned, he tells you to complete your journey you must release the banana inside
>the mongols are raped
Shoot banana out of pooper to sink jap ships
>Banana poop kills all japs, all small note is left on the ground from your poop, do you read it user?
go bunji jumping off of the tower of habigof
>Tower of habigof fell after sever raping, no longer exists
Read note, throw note, note explodes, walk away without looking back
>You lost the game Sup Forums
>But your adventure was amazing
that game was so shitty
Not the adventure headass, THE GAME
wat rhe fuck r u talking about?