Why do military fucktards think they are worth anything?
>They so suck at life that their only option is to join the millitary. >They are considered so worthless by people who matter that they are sent overseas to be shot at by sand niggers. >They come back from 3rd world countries and expect to be given paid work in the civilian sector. What about those who didn't go overseas? Who stayed behind to pick up the slack, to work and pay taxes that paid their millitary salary, who were worth more than being sent overseas to be shot at.
I have no respect for millitary fucktards. I would never hire one.
Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.
Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?
From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.
However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)
The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.
Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.
This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.
>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you.
Hunter Morales
Where's the honor in shooting 3rd word retards, or worse being shot by them. I get more honor stamping on fucking ants, and I don't whinge about ptsd afterwards.
Kayden Ortiz
You're not important if you're in the military. The important people are safely at home telling you what the fuck to do, and they smart worthwhile people are safe at home electing people that tell you to do what they want you to do. You see how if you're in the military you are like THE lowest rung on the ladder? The only rung lower than you would be slaves.
Kayden Hughes
You didn't fight at the Blackwater, you didn't see hundreds of your comrades, brave men fighting for the true King, Stannis, burned alive by the Imp's wildfire. You didn't charge across the burning bridge of ships, and find yourself on the cusp of victory before the traitor Tywin Lannister's army hit us from behind. You could never understand.
Sebastian Harris
>Why do military fucktards think they are worth anything? Because of the military meme. They get told that they're the greatest thing ever by random dickheads all the time and it's treated as borderline sedition when you don't say that shit about them. Why would they not think they're pretty good?
Nathaniel Sanders
>Muh memes If you want your own independent nation, it's going to need protection. If you don't want protection, then go choke on a Muslim/Mexican/Nigger cock.
Oliver Cruz
You down syndromed autistic nigger. No-one is saying we don't need a military. I'm saying that the people in it are not important. They don't rate. They've failed at life. That's why they're in the millitary. I fully recognise that in an armed conflict we need retarded fuckmonkeys like you to put on a helmet, shoot in the air and run screaming towards a group of another nations gun shooting fuckmonkeys, but you're effectively a meat shield for people more important than you... which is everyone not in the millitary.
Julian Russell
>but you're effectively a meat shield for people more important than you... which is everyone not in the millitary. Savage
Xavier Gray
yeah, north korea, vietnam, grenada, iraq, iraq again, and libya were such huge threats to the usa
Jaxson Mitchell
wait, can i start a club and we all pretend we're special and we pat ourselves and each other on the head? is that honor?
see, there's a certain function of the mind that works in "joiners". symbols work well; the cross, the swastika, logos, etc. they see joining something and the symbol as making them who they are.
it came to me on LSD once. "meaning/less in/formation". you mean less when you're in formation. you are just one of many. is there "honor" is just being a tool?
Oliver Gray
>you're effectively a meat shield for people more important than you... which is everyone not in the millitary
Ethan Russell
I assume OP just got cucked by a military man, and wants to be a big guy on the Inter webs
Blake Kelly
You're just a giant fucking pussy. Do you have any idea how potentially important it could be to have combat experience/know how to react? Some jobs are completely unique to the military, like the infantry. What's wrong with wanting to know what it's like to get in a gunfight? Some of us aren't pansies and are willing to sacrifice bodily harm to find out
Aiden Cooper
FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!! THIS IS A SHILL!!! ONLY COWARDS AND SHILLS TALK SHIT ABOUT THE MILITARY!!
Parker Roberts
>I'm not saying we don't need a table, but who cares about the shape or if it has legs or not. I bet you hold your tongue like a bitch in the presence of a real man. If you own the resources, you can start a business and take a large percentage of the U.S. economy home with you. We can't have other nations owning us. We have to show them who's boss. Depends if your club does anything of value. People don't pat themselves on the back in the military. They follow their orders. Citizens do the patting.
Carson Smith
G8 b8 m8, r8 8/8
Luke Rodriguez
The honor-less niggers who stay home and fuck white bitches and abuse their freedom of speech. I hardly think any of you are more important than anyone in the military. In fact, if the military ever takes over you little bitch boys are going to be fucked.
Jonathan Walker
>People don't pat themselves on the back in the military. They follow their orders. Citizens do the patting.
Wong. Citizens give the orders via their duly elected government. We frankly don't give a toss about you or whatever medals or ribbons you chose to give yourselves in your circlejerk club.
>What's wrong with wanting to know what it's like to get in a gunfight? Some of us aren't pansies and are willing to sacrifice bodily harm to find out That makes you important now? It doesn't you know. It makes you a retard.
Hunter Rogers
it's just a job
they deserve neither worship nor disdain
Carson Sanders
Oh no, please no! Anything but hypothetical threats! Holy shit you're pathetic for a number of reasons.
Liam Young
you dont want to shoot at sand niggers?
Andrew Hall
>I hardly think any of you are more important than anyone in the military. In fact, if the military ever takes over you little bitch boys are going to be fucked. >I hardly think any of you are more important than anyone in the military. >I hardly think.
There you go. The truth of the sentence.
Benjamin Gutierrez
i love my country and id take a bullet for gutless cunts like you op , war is coming sooner than you might think... when a foreign superpower is kicking in your door you might change tact pretty fast!
Jaxson Moore
It's unfortunate that people are giving you a false sense of your own importance by replying to your fucking ridiculous "logic". Keep munching on those microwave dinners and watching loli porn. Let men be men and do what you're too much of a pussy to do.
Bentley Allen
Call it "bait" all you like, you bombastic idiot, there's the propaganda that's been shoved down your gullible throat from day one, and then there's the truth that OP is enlightening you to.
Some day you may be wise enough to know the difference. Today won't be that day, however.
Dominic Smith
Society cannot exist without a means to protect itself and its interests. To think else would be foolish.
Those "fucktards" are our own countrymen. They face danger to protect the interest of the state. Our society needs a warrior class.
Cooper Lee
enlightening...... wise.... not understanding you are the retarded ones....
Easton Robinson
Gr8 B8
Mason Lopez
>Haven't really browsed or posted on Sup Forums much for about a year or so >Think to myself, "It's all Sup Forums. How much different from the other boards could it actually be?" >Decide to come back and see what's going on >See the type of people that post on here >Immediately reminded of why I left to begin with Wow. You are all losers. Both sides of this argument, you are losers.
Grayson Brown
Never said they weren't needed, only pointed out not important, not intelligent, and not worthwhile. Lowest rung of the ladder. The first to get thrown into the grinder while the more important people sort things out.
Again, you're up your own ass. The millitary simply provides protection while the people and their government sorts shit out. Look at them like the crumple zone in your car. They're there to get squashed.
Wyatt Hall
All this moaning and crying from people who never actually attempted to join any branch of the Armed Forces. Half of you fucks wouldn't make it through basic.
Anthony Evans
Funny how you don't seem to have accomplished anything worth touting...
Christian Wilson
Wanting to experience the thrill of shooting someone else makes me a retard? It's not my fault you're a massive fucking pussy. It's alright, you'll find out the hard way when you can't get female attention because they all know how much of a low-energy beta you are.
Colton Allen
>Dude im too smart for the military lmao
William Reyes
I could understand military pride during wars that meant expanding territory, killing sick fucks like the nazis, or at least demanding not to be spit on for fighting a war you didn't want to fight during draft times, but all this shit the last 14 years is hardly a war let alone a good cause.
Exactly what should I admire about modern soldiers? Their low wages, lack of education, or job that's less risky than being a police officer, oil worker, etc.. They know how to shoot a gun and some basic fighting technique, big deal, takes a few weeks to months to learn that shit, not exactly an impressive skill set.
Kayden Gonzalez
Y'all is dumb. All of you. Op already said he appreciates the job you do protecting the rest of us and that you are needed. He's just saying it the way a 15 year old who just discovered critical thinking would say it.
In truth, op is making good point and so are some of you pro military anons. But you're still dumb, including op.
Ps, op is basically right, at least on some of it. Just a dick.
John Bennett
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
Joshua Torres
Most people are too important to join. That's the point. The millitary is the scum at the bottom of the barrel of society, the ones that society least needs to keep safe.
Yup, makes you a retard. If you can only feel important by shooting people, you're a retard. If you think it makes you tough to have a gun, you're a retard. And you're not alpha if someone else (me) is giving you orders via my elected government on where to go, what to do and how hard to suck my cock.
Oliver Fisher
Kind of hypocritical that you hate the very people who preserve your right to be an asshole, but most people like you are usually hypocrites. I would never hire you.
Mason Ward
He's just saying it the way you armyfags can understand it.
Fixed it for ya.
Daniel Russell
Damn, all those accomplishments and you still can't get any pussy
Jack Anderson
>preserve your right
That's a funny way of saying "kill women and children in other countries, so old men in grey suits that they'll never meet, can secure resources to make themselves wealthier."
Still, it's all the same to you because logic has never been your strong point.
Jayden Lee
Fucking kek'd Thanks for making my night :') you are indeed VERY SMART, aren't you? Can you also tie your own laces? What a big boy! Mummy is proud of you! Daddy is too! Your IQ is even of 147...! Wow! Oh my God! I can't. You're too smart for this website.
Go be a wanna playboy crybaby somewhere else :)
Jordan Robinson
I don't think you hiring me is ever going to be an issue, since you obviously don't have the ability to grasp a basic concept, and that makes you far from the kind of person that should be assessing the merits of other people in an employment situation. Let me dumb it down for you.
Military are necessary, but they are not important people. People in the military who believe they are important have lost touch with reality.
I am important. I stay home, work, raise a family, pay taxes, vote.. I contribute to society.
People in the military are paid by my taxes, take orders from my elected officials, and do whatever they fuck they are told.
They are the lowest rungs on the social ladder, they should not expect better. By joining the military they have demonstrated that they have failed at life, are unable to think for themselves or forge their own paths. They are not relevant.
Cameron Thompson
Joined for the college money. Ended up liking it. Probably gonna go flight warrant officer once I get my fully paid for 4 year degree Dont believe I fucked up in life
Asher James
Important? Yes, because the military is only comprised of the thickest scum society has to offer. I know you don't believe that.
Elijah Morales
>falling for copypasta
People still do this?
Matthew Sanchez
You just made my point for me. The fact that you don't know you've failed at life is the problem.
Basic training should start with a lecture "You are useless morons who cannot think for yourselves. Shut up and do what I say."
Xavier Thompson
>implying the military isn't a corporation >implying any corporation values human life other than as a tool
Ian Robinson
Please tell me you are a troll. Regardless of how smart you think you are, you're still a cog in the wheel. How much was your parents income?
Let's hear some exact figures.
Zachary Jones
Don't reply to copypasta idiot.
Blake Price
Let me get this straight:
You toil away at work and pay THEM and they're the idiots?
Sounds like someone is bitter they didn't get in on that.
Thomas Butler
I'm actually surprised that no-one has pasted that "The fuck did you say about me" shit.
Bentley Kelly
You really dont know much about christianity if you demean it to the level of a symbol. Christians dont follow a cross; they follow the power/message behind it.
I'm an amotivational loser who basically dropped out of life. When i applied myself i got 90% in school but generally i'm just a lazy twat who skips class to play vidya games.
I don't wanna join the army for life but im considering a 4 year stint in the army to whip my ass into shape. Is this a terrible idea? I don't wanna be a loser who collect porn anymore. I wanna become a hard working successful type A motherfucker
Hunter Turner
Don't reply to copypasta, idiot.
Nicholas White
I work hard, and pay my taxes. I pay people to work for me. I value them, as they make me more money. I pay the military to work for me via my taxes and my government, but I don't rate them as highly as I rate my employees. If it came between hiring someone in the military against someone who wasn't, I'd hire the civilian because at lease the civilian hasn't failed that hard that they had to sign up to be given direction.
Christopher Phillips
Yes. I want my parents to boast that they have a son that fought in Syria.
Luis Foster
> a bunch of basement dwelling nerds and cashiers at gas stations
> too fucking important to join.
> more like to weak to do a 2 mile run.
Jayden Lopez
11/b/ here. Left the crust punk scene and joined. 7 years later I'm a 26 year old E6 (in the guard now) make over 30 an hour at my civvy job and honestly enjoy both the guard and my regular job. I hope the diabetes takes you all swiftly to minimize the pain of being a human tumor. Also, we all know 8th grade is hard but you guys need to focus your puberty angst on something else, bleach chugging contests perhaps?
Easton Hill
>Wong.
Oh really, the citizens gave the orders to invade Iraq and Afghanistan?
Joshua Perez
Ok, fair enough. However, you've yet to explain why military people have "failed". At least, not in any sort of coherent speech.
Why do you feel like they've failed? Have security guards, police, or other similar government jobs failed in your mind as well?
Elijah Richardson
>entirely useless with regard to anything requiring cognition
>reduced to the absolute basest of human traits - physicality
>hired to be a meat popsicle, based on the one simple fact that he is a purely physical being and absolutely nothing else
I'm crying. Crying with laughter.
Ryder White
What did we lose?
Austin Garcia
The people elected to governments who did, so we need to take responsibility for that.
Jacob Evans
Not intelligent? What about George W. Bush? He was in the air force.
QED//
Cooper Wright
the military is definitely a big joke at this point. really obscure opaque wars that are carrying out fringe objectives that aren't readily apparent to the average voter - in the worst cases it's just straight up misled on false beliefs.
also take it from someone who has lived in an area where there's a bunch of bases now - military jobs are a huge racket. I saw a fucking job paying like $70K a year with a "prior military background" preferred that required the person to know "basic Microsoft office skills" and fucking visual basic. like fuck off. people talk about the US government wasting money, but all that wasted money is actually going to military CONTRACTORS and is not actually being used by the government. it's a total sham.
Caleb Garcia
stay on the couch
Mason Roberts
And JFK was in the military, but obviously wasn't trained to dodge a bullet.
Cameron Ward
Then go out a get a job. If the only job you can get is potentially catching bullets in some god forsaken corner of the earth, you've failed at life.
Dylan Scott
The military can instill some discipline but only if you take it seriously Dont get married while your in As soon as you get out use your GI bill on a 4 year and basically get paid to go to school and fuck college chicks College is so much easier after serving at least from my experience(engineering major)
Julian Perez
Protip: McDonalds restroom cleaners aren't in a position to hire anyone
Juan Watson
All you'll ever be is a nerd, nerd
Gabriel Nguyen
>you're effectively a meat shield for people more important than you Service member here Your welcome
Lincoln Cooper
>3rd word >this b8
Bentley Thompson
Glory in combat is as old as the Y chromosome itself, cuck
Landon Richardson
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Gabriel Gray
>you >pic related
Cameron Baker
People who go to school don't make money, are assigned homework by their teachers, and do whatever the fuck they're told too
Jack Carter
Cheers doc! The next one I drink is for you. Also I'll change my socs and take ibuprofen
Christian Murphy
LOL.....OP is just jealous because he failed the ASVAB and was rejected by the military.
Alexander Allen
What glory?
If you can remember the names of more than 10 people who died in battle across the last 200 years I would be very surprised. But we remember names like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln. Jefferson Davis. Winston Churchill. Joseph Stalin. Adolph Hitler. Harry Truman. The glory is with those who pull the strings, not with those who fight. You may feel glorious, but no-one other than you shares that feeling with you. It's all in your head, right next to your inflated ego and your vision of what is masculine.
Asher Young
Thanks bud. Are army chicks any good/easy to bang?
The world's biggest military against a bunch of rice paddy gooks in black trakky-daks. LOST IT.
The world's biggest military against a bunch of goat-fucking camel herders wearing towels on their heads. LOST IT. TWICE.
The world's biggest military against a bunch of woman-beating camel jockeys with no prior military experience other than fending off the Russians. LOST IT.
The United States Armed Forces is the biggest joke in the modern world.
Sebastian Lewis
>meatshield Son, you need to stop playing video games if you think soldiers are your meatshield. I would love to see you say anything like that to a real killer. You are just some liberal cuck.
Jose Collins
Easy, yes. Good? Go for chair force wooks, they tend to be the hottest
Jason Nguyen
Biggest reason we lost is because we couldn't use our forces to the maximum due to projected civilian casualties as a result.
You know how easy it would be to air strike a shitskin hubble? Literally no casualties. ISIS just doesn't have the ability to deal with airstrikes, so they set up their rat nests in places with high civilian concentrations so that we can't airstrike it.
Eli Hughes
The US actually has one of the world's smallest militaries, but don't let facts cloud your thinking. Carry on, user....carry on.
Isaac Garcia
That's an interesting argument, are you this user?Because the whole forging your own path thing sounds like a lot of talk if you had an easy path to success your whole life and were surrounded by others with the same. I'm just curious if you were so smart and successful, why is it you don't think you could go somewhere someone else told you and complete an objective, you're given a mission parameter and tools to do it. Wouldn't a smart person be able to do such a job? Expressing a lot of contempt for any risk to your personal safety it really doesn't sound like you're capable of it.
Nolan Sanders
Explain to my how they're not?
Go on.
Explain to me why you think you're more important than me?
Eli Clark
The fedoras and neck beards are out in full force tonight.
Ian Walker
>11B >Semper Fi
The diabetes has gotten your brain, I'm sorry
Noah Price
That isn't me. That was copypasta. The fact you couldn't pick copypasta reinforces the idea that you shouldn't be given the keys to the stationary cupboard, let alone be in charge of hiring people.
Aaron Richardson
They aren't all just stupid sand niggers. If you had an education you would learn who taught them and for what reason. The problem was of course their religious bullshit causing strife after their exchange in warfare education
Robert Parker
>so they set up their rat nests in places with high civilian concentrations so that we can't airstrike it
So you admit that a bunch of shitskins are smarter than every single so-called "brain" in the world's most powerful military? Semper fi, you fucking rhesus monkey faggot.