ITT: We poorly describe games, other anons try to guess the game

>ITT: We poorly describe games, other anons try to guess the game

I'll start.
>you in jail
>punchin shit
>big boy of the country comes into cell
>yo ive seen u boi
>gaurds tell you to stay in cell
>you dont listen
>watch country big boy die
>rip in rip i cant wear his necklace
>typical "There is only one heir"
>demonds, demonds errywhere
>find heir
>necklace you stole gets stolen
>tfw

oblivion

>be shipwrecked on island
>fight skeltals and lizard people and other weird creatures
>chose between a couple different factions
>doesnt matter what you level up, in the end you have to use an axe to defeat the boss

>vroom vroom
>boink
>GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

uhhhhh diablo 3?

rocket league

Rocket legion

Oblivion.

>It's dangerous to go alone

3D Ultra Radio Controlled Racers Deluxe

rock leg

Gothic 2?

ye

>anime
>those darn Japs are at it again
>dating sim
>FUCKING BIRDS

>you die
>walk left, fall of cliff on right
>enemies have unlimited reach

>Deliver shit to people
>Open package one day
>ALLUAH AKBAR
>City is destroyed
>Trapped in city because CDC is a bitch
>Get superpowers
>Fight old guy at end

Bump

You don't so much play as you suggest actions for a unit to take.

Hatoful Boyfriend

>shoot arabs
>get bombed
>blast up the beer city
>get intimate with ukrainian guy
>didn't ask for this

Hatoful boyfriend or whatever

Katawa Shoujo?

>theres holes on the ground
>holes are evil energy
>put the balls inside to stop the evil
>anime

Zelda.

Skyrim.

Infamous. Love that game

Binding of Isaac

Deus ex?

Duke nukem 3d

Nope!
2 more wrongs for a new hint.

Super Mario 64

>Spaceman
>Eat my Laser, eat it
>Get funky with the monkeys
>T i m e P a r a d o x

Nope. Literally >anime on the description, come on.

15 hours of old man buttcrack in tight suit. Also cool black guy deals guns

Ape escape?

MGS4

>maek videogaem
>monie
>make more viedogamme

Everything except the CDC part is the exact plot of Final Fantasy IV, and that could be replaced by the Kingdom of Baron.

I'm sure it's an unintentional similarity but dang.

Bayonetta

game dev tycoon
watch me nail 3 in a row

>Russia
>Rotten
>Super Tank
>You're Pretty Good

COD

>Friend takes you to his office
>shows you time machine
>friend goes through it
>brother shows up with gun
>oh shit nigger what are you doing
>explosion and time stops
>it starts again and you get powers
>Friend is bad guy now and older

>$60 and full of lies

Nah my dude

yes on the game dev tycoon

Noice m8

Dude runs around in woods with flashlight cuz wife got ate by island

OP said poorly, not perfectly.

No Man's Sky?

It meant to be infamous 1. I didn't know it would be that close to another game

dark souls

>try to go fast
>cannot or glitch
>dues ex machina kiss to win

Sonic '06?

Winrar

Peggle

waiting on this one

>the game studios
>Not pc master race, so I dont get mods for a while
>Also sony fag so Im still waiting for mods

>angry Russians
> rush b
> cyka blyat

gg ez

I got it.

cod dont remember which one tho 5?

>chess by neckbeards
>L+R+Select

Brauntum Qeak

>kick ass
>chew bubble gum

3X wrong, new hint
>balls catch on fire and defy physics

Skyrim (Special/Remastered Edition)

dude come on csgo you could make it a little harder

dick kickem

Boom Blox Wii

Is it CiSGO Scum

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Path of exile

Nope.

duck nickem

fallout m8

Right

Thrillville: Off the rails

Fallout fuhrer

>it's time to chew ass

>WHOAHOAAAA

Mgsv

Wrong 2x
One more for new hint

Super Mario Bros.

>quantum harmonizer
>photonic resonation chamber
>What do?

Deep impact

That game with the dawing and the wolf. I forgot the name. Starts with an o

The Daring Game for Girls

One is close, but gotta specify which game. Can't just mention a damn series!

>Satanic dead baby adventure
>Shit is usually everywhere

Fallout 3

Okami

Too easy. Fallout 3

>Partner up with nigger
>Boats and helicopters
>Play golf
>Gangsters can't swim yet
>>Never trust a nigger

Wait? Okami? I've been trolling on that all along, do I actually know this?

Fallout 3/4
New Vegas has one of those as an easter egg too i think

>What a terrible night to have a curse.

>"What kind of person will you be?"
>marry town commoner
>sex
>can't even see sex
>12 year old me disappointed
>kill wife
>kill everyone in the game
>can't kill baby though
>kinda mad

Gtav

wrong, NEW HINT
>pirate loli
>score is negative

The Sims