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wew wew

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /wew/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, wew wew

Best wewclaimed

Claimed.

Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed

I knew this would happen one day.

Fucking seasonal shitters.

Well, crap... I can't believe she's already claimed... Is he a regular claimer, or do you think we could coexist peacefully?
Was good until just a second ago. Just found out some dude was already all over my waifu.

HOT DIGGITY

>what a time to be alive

OOOOHHHHH

Dammit Cat!

I did, for some reason. By the second hour, my throat was hurting, but I was still into it! I kept going until I ran out of songs that seemed like a good sing!
>It kind of is for a lot of people. I know it is for me. Either they make shit happen, or it's finally gunna sink.

RIP, maybe the boorus then? Although I assume you've ransacked them as well.

>Monster
Ew, all yours friend.

Miho claimed

Yeah i still cant sleep.

Lewd?

Lewd poster is baking now? Whatever i guess.
Here nearly every day, and is on for more than a few hours a day. As for if you coexist, i have no idea. Homu tends to be pretty chill, but i have no idea how he'd react to another homuru.

Very regular. He's... fairly nice. I wouldn't be surprised if you could coexist.

Floofy waifu krystal claimed.

Still here

Umi claimed

What's up my dudes

I'm sorry senpai

I didn't even go to the store today, all i did was go for a run

>Claimed.

Selmat petang~.

What are you doing?
I will take one Shizuru then please
Yeah, I'm crazy already though
Homura~
>Is this the one I think it is?
Monster is to keep me going before I fall asleep. Still have many hours of WoW to play
I have indeed ransacked the boorus. The fanart for Alice is pretty terrible tbh
Sleep sucks, we don't need it
Hello Umi, how are you doing?

wew wew

Lewd thread that's what

Hai

Yes

Selamat Petang-

Watching youtube.

>

oh shit

>

Hellloo there how are you doing tonight?

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Hello!
also lewdposting a shit

How goes it?

Bummer. Just not tired, or something keeping you up?
I don't own one of those either...

Over 200!

Good.. I don't want you ever thinking that isn't what I want okay?

How's the night treating ya tomoko?

>

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I can't tell if this thread is going to be deleted. Probably

are you a new yui poster?

Horribly bored so I came here. Doing some homework for tomorrow so that's fun. What about you?

Lewdthread ain't a good thread I till you what

Not really tired. Mostly just that.

Why would it be?

This isn't a blue board.

Why is she always having sex with animals?

Is that maybe because you haven't tried laying down and closing your eyes?

yes sirree, it;s nice to meet you
I hope youre geting along well today?

The only way to play :^)

It's not even a meme at this point. The flow of it really does bring you in. Right pass the pain as well! As long as the notables ones were hit.
>Thought they sunk a long time ago.

Listening to the sounds of the night. How about you?

That's understandable. Still don't like it however, way too sugary for my taste.

What a shame, such a nice character to look at as well.

Once again, crystal clear cutie.

Fine, you?

wew wew (i didn't actually post those last two)

ALRIGHT!

Ok

Heyo friendo

I'm doing well how about you?

That doesnt work. And i just opened a soda and eating pizza.

reckin shit 100% of the time

not a good night. you?

Neo has a cute vulva

>when /waifu/ turns into another Rule 34 thread

Oh. Lol. Well if you're going to be like that...

Any interesting videos? Or just seeing where it brings you
What do you mean, I thought you were a Shizuru :(
Wow, that's a very good folder
Waiting one more hour for Legion to be released so I can go crazy
>lewd
She's a super cutie and I love her personality More for me then
>posting lewds of the waifu
Have you no shame??

Music and videogames, feeling pretty good~.
Up to anything?
>mai a cute

Well. Work went a bit crazy at the end. Still havent finished my cheesy bacon fries.

I am Shizuru. I don't own one though.
One of the quirks of being a slave.

I know right?

Virginity confirmed for all of you autists

Claimed

>sad

Just some batman game stuff.
And yes lewd

>REEEEEEEEE

my best friend dropped by earlier, so it's always a good time when he shows up
What sort of things do you enjoy?

That's never a good one to hear
Hope tomorrow brings something better for you my man
my day was a longer one but pretty well overall thanks!

What's so shameful about that?

Listening to the MGR soundtrack and doing some homework. Got Red Sun going right now. Really shouldn't have procrastinated all this

I haven't played WoW in a long time. Although I wasn't too into it anyways. I take it Legion is going to be a good expansion?

picture related
it's my waifu
don't judge her for her issues

Wha- That does not look sad you lewd lewd tank!

Is it too late to claim this lovely creature?

moar

lol

Ya nothing wrong with showing off your slutfu's sexy body, Im pretty sure if i started posting lewds it would ruin everyones fun tho.

where did you get this picture of my current outfit

Being your typical no life. Sitting on Sup Forums and claiming my waifu.

I'm photo shopping MAGA hats on anime girls at 1AM because I've lost control of my life.

You better be.. not like you'll find anyone better to ship with of course.

Thank you~ I pride myself on it

>slutfu
Disgusting.

LEWD! TOO LEWD!

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¿Eat shit? Shup up bitch

better?

Claimed

yeah. well thats good

Lost control of your life? Don't you mean that you're doing god's work?

Don't post the lewds! My poor innocent eyes :(
What a terrible thing to do!
We're getting into wew territory, don't cross over into the lewds please!
COVER YOUR EYES SHIZU, LET US ESCAPE THIS PLACE
Wews are okay, lewds are not

If you guys don't stop posting lewds I'm going to tell my mom.

>Dat pic
>Dat statement
Hand in hand. You got this man.

She is a cutie and I'm sure her personality is a pleasant one.
>Enjoy your liquid crack

>MGR
Welp, time to let er' rip. Sounds like a semi-nice time, at least the work is being done. Haha, as long as you can clutch it.

Wouldn't find a riper tomato either.

Noice.

You Know you want it.
Show her this

Commuting to work blows. Trains are down what's everyone else up to?

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I won't stop you guys, because honestly I cannot, but this is just a Rule 34 thread.

Make /waifu/ great again.

Still lewd. But much better.
Well one of them is covered all the time, so i'm most the way there already...

we lost lol. oh well. 1 hour till Legion. HNNNGGG

>I drink them with extreme care. I haven't had one since September
Well, her personality is a bit uhhhhhh... You'd have to read the manga/watch the anime to understand it. I can relate to how she feels though which is what attracted me to her in the first place
No, I don't
>respect for the waifu
This is true, it's time to run away now though

I support this

Being absolutely disgusted at the current state of /waifu/

I may just dump till image cap to see this thread in the dirt.

Fucking seasonal newshits are ruining this place even more.

Bet the servers explode on launch, good luck getting to actually play.

I could threaten to turn it intu a s/fur thread with MY waifu lewds.

Ok.

Never! we're a pure ship!

Could find a better fruit though.

>I could just throw gasoline onto the house fire, would that work?

Please no.

Are you jack by chance? It's ok just bored. Almost done at least. A little frustrating when the questions aren't in order of the book

Well. Im heading home. Have my taste of lewd for the thread.