ITT: ruin an artist in 6 words or less

Elliott smith sounds like Christmas songs
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King Crimson: poor mans 21 pilots

Sufjan Stevens sounds like Disney music

How?

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ian curtis sounds like homer simpson

How is that a Christmas song?

Cardiacs are no different than any 00s Hot Topic-core ala Mindless Self Indulgence and The Dresden Dolls

Roger Waters sounds like Mike Wazowski

You are fucking retarded

death grips are just a meme

Mercury Rev sound like Christmas top 40

Holy fuck, he actually does!

I can actually see it fuck me

Velvet Underground & Nico era Velvet Underground just sounds like baby lullabies

FKA Twigs whispers/moans like Britney Spears.

Seven words
Twelve words
Seventeen words

Buzz Osborne sounds like James Hetfield

Death Grips: Insane Clown Posse junior

>Liturgy
Poorly made, watered down hipster "metal."

neutral milk hotel is steam punk

caravan palace is fedoracore

Jimmy Urine is the greatest songwriter of the 90s AND the 00s, fuck you

Ghost is Scooby Doo chase music

Doom sounds like he's constantly eating

>Implying he doesn't sound like an alcoholic Kermit the Frog

american football is for whiny whitebois

I hate Pink Floyd

Art Angels sounds like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs album everyone hated

Death Grips is identical to Linkin Park.

Music is pure ideology

WTF I hate Pink Floyd now

Tom Waits sings like the cookie monster

u dun geddid

more like the flaming lips tbqh

literally how

*sniff*

I never did like Elliot Smith
He makes a lot of sad songs but I never thought he was genuinely sad. I think his life sucked just because he was so damn ugly

i hate you

my english teacher from HS knew him

Read a biography on him, dude had a severely fucked life. He was abused by his stepdad and never really recovered from it.
Nothing wrong with not liking his music, js his pain seemed genuine to me.

At the drive in = mariachi slipknot

I know you're trolling, but don't insult Elliott. He was a great and helpful human being. You have no right to disrespect him. I know i may sound like fanboy making a long-winded reply, but i take shit like this personally. You can disrespect his music, his equipment, or his fans, but don't insult him.
TL;DR: don't call him ugly you queer

the fact that so many books

what did he have to say of him?

Linkin Park sound like Linkin Park

pretty sure you meant samba fugazi

lol I'm glad he died fuck him

>being so mentally warped you think this is an acceptable thing to say

>implying Sup Forums isn't full of those
Cum on step it up

I'm behind you on this, seriously fuck that guy

Maybe the early episodes when Dan Castellaneta was doing a Walter Matthau imitation

>taking Sup Forums seriously

lol

boards of canada:
boring drones
repetitive beats
so nostalgic

He was pretty qt sometimes. Plus, he had some gfs through his life, some of them pretty qt. Stop being so superficial user. He was an astonishing guitar player and songwriter and one of the most genuine ones.

Please explain

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Literally any six words Father John Misty says when he's not singing. You can listen to his music and give it the benefit of the doubt - soon as he opens his fucking mouth you realise it's all just pretentious shite.

>ian curtis sounds like homer simpson
I just listened to Shadowplay with this in mind and holy shit

>has piano
>must be christmas song

Just fuck my shit up

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DOES WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, but for genre. The beat in most fast Hardcore Punk sounds like circus music

flutes

shit. now i'll never get that out of my head.

literally untrue

Anohni sounds like Titus Andromedon.

Suicide's closest ancestors are BOTDF

Thanks for ruining Joy Division for me

GOD DAMN IT

oh shit lmao
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I find he sounds almost exactly like Gordon Downie

That's David Gedge
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>ruin an artist in 6 words or less

>OMG, I just came up with such a #REKT!!
>let me count the words and set it as the bar for a thread about it
We've all done this, just make it less obvious saying 7 or 8 words

The Residents don't actually exist

I wanna find clips of The Simpsons and try to sync it up with the song.

More like Death Grips perfected what Linkin Park attempted and failed miserably.

Grimes' videos are just friends dancing

Her music is more relevant to her failure/success, but the video thing really started to bother me, as I usually like it when artists make videos

linkin park were fine, death grips turned their sound into a twisted joke

How did you discover this?

The guy from Interpol is the missing link