Gotta watch them god damn bump limits. Irrigation is dug out to the farm
Rules: - Roll dubs to decide next event - The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands. - World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher - Orgies only happen on rolling a 69
Stats: - Hood: 3 - Wood: 90 - Food: 34 - Mood: 83
Matthew Thomas
build a windmill for making flour from the wheat
Ryan Turner
Use wood to make tools from so we can do more stuffs, and if possible, sex too.
Colton Ortiz
immigration
Oliver Brooks
The town is under attack of niggers. Chewbacca is injured
Mason Cruz
roll
Julian Roberts
Orgy
Ryder Thomas
Immigration
Luis Phillips
Roll
Kayden Long
This, but water mill
Christopher Sanders
re roll
James Adams
Fuck, produce a girl
Robert Hill
muslims move in to settle
Easton Richardson
Black Slaves!!!
Jeremiah Flores
Niggers build base in corner of map
Carson Hall
They expand there colony across the river. Add a bridge
Josiah Gray
300 mudslimes!!!
Noah Kelly
Dubs chekd & kekd
Jacob Watson
Feminist invasion quads?
Ryder Perry
Harambe is resurrected.
Gabriel Ortiz
An army of harambe's appear and start looting
Isaiah Rodriguez
River catches on fire
Jackson Hughes
reroll for lava river
Jackson Wilson
Build a wall for illegal aliens
Parker Phillips
roll
Ayden Sanders
discover animal husbandry build an animal pen that doubles as a prison
Oliver Lewis
Inb4 build whore house
Isaiah Garcia
kek'd reroll
Charles Barnes
ya
Kevin Nelson
Every one gets addicted to krokodil,
Logan Bennett
Forest on fire
Samuel Hill
ROLL
Luke Peterson
A traveling merchant decides to set up shop in the forest.
Adrian Foster
Roll for fire
Jose Evans
where them dubs at reroll
Cooper Robinson
roll
Nolan Williams
An immigration happens. Fuck sentences.
Hood + 30 Mood - 11 Wood - 60
Camden Fisher
The entire force of the Soviet Red Army travels through time and takes over. 70's eta equipment brought along.
Jacob Stewart
Discover spear and shit, kill all niggers
Kayden Bailey
Winnrar
Tyler Murphy
chewaca dies drowned by his own weight while trying to cross the river on his own
Cooper Evans
do it
Camden Lopez
Pirates attack the village
Michael Sanders
Op do what said pls
Juan Price
Rolling for fire water
Luke Ortiz
inmigrants steal our jobs and build a statue celebrating rape, incest and pedophilia
Evan Gutierrez
chewaca dies drowned by his own weight while trying to cross the river! the floating corpse remains
Connor Reed
we need more fooood, re roll
Michael Gomez
new user here. merchant is actually a wizard and sells quests for quick cash
Asher Ward
build ships
Brody Stewart
Increase farming output
Matthew Gomez
Rip chewbaco and a nigger makes a cloth with his skin
Adrian Butler
ROLL!
Thomas White
advances in teledildonics tech
Cooper Lewis
Purge the mud slimes
Brayden Allen
DUBS
Christian Flores
KILL CHEWAKA!
Samuel Williams
reroll for wizard merchant
Kevin King
Half of the population dies of Aids from a lot of gay sex.
Dylan Turner
Hippies start coming out of nowhere and start another woodstock
Gabriel Wilson
almost
Asher Thompson
Win
Gabriel Howard
chewaka has aids and dies
Caleb Gomez
kek
Lucas Long
fuck
>rolling for population increase. we had a good few months of farming
Landon Young
Holocaust
Parker Wood
reroll
Jason Hill
Hitler invades
Jacob Rogers
One of the citizens finds a cursed sword and starts to lose his mind
Oliver Adams
Villagers get dubs
Cooper Reed
we need a fire river you fuckers also a reroll for wizard merchant
Jacob Wilson
Chewako stars having sex with the females, and the males full of anger cut his dick off
Samuel Price
Satan sends his army from hell to burn the whole village
Oliver Rivera
BUILD A WALL TO KEEP IMMIGRANTS OUT
Joseph Garcia
ROLL
Logan Cook
Nigga what
Jaxson Davis
A windmill is built to handle the now growing wheat.
Food - 32 Mood - 20 Wood - something, i forgot
I'd animate the windmill but its an old file so whatevs
Evan Watson
reoll
Jaxson Thomas
Yasssss dubs slayem user Yasssss
Mason Green
use the stones gathered from before and from the mine to build a small watch tower