Civilization Thread #7.2

Civilization Thread #7.2

Gotta watch them god damn bump limits. Irrigation is dug out to the farm

Rules:
- Roll dubs to decide next event
- The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands.
- World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher
- Orgies only happen on rolling a 69

Stats:
- Hood: 3
- Wood: 90
- Food: 34
- Mood: 83

build a windmill for making flour from the wheat

Use wood to make tools from so we can do more stuffs, and if possible, sex too.

immigration

The town is under attack of niggers. Chewbacca is injured

roll

Orgy

Immigration

Roll

This, but water mill

re roll

Fuck, produce a girl

muslims move in to settle

Black Slaves!!!

Niggers build base in corner of map

They expand there colony across the river. Add a bridge

300 mudslimes!!!

Dubs chekd & kekd

Feminist invasion quads?

Harambe is resurrected.

An army of harambe's appear and start looting

River catches on fire

reroll for lava river

Build a wall for illegal aliens

roll

discover animal husbandry
build an animal pen that doubles as a prison

Inb4 build whore house

kek'd
reroll

ya

Every one gets addicted to krokodil,

Forest on fire

ROLL

A traveling merchant decides to set up shop in the forest.

Roll for fire

where them dubs at
reroll

roll

An immigration happens. Fuck sentences.

Hood + 30
Mood - 11
Wood - 60

The entire force of the Soviet Red Army travels through time and takes over. 70's eta equipment brought along.

Discover spear and shit, kill all niggers

Winnrar

chewaca dies drowned by his own weight while trying to cross the river on his own

do it

Pirates attack the village

Op do what said pls

Rolling for fire water

inmigrants steal our jobs and build a statue celebrating rape, incest and pedophilia

chewaca dies drowned by his own weight while trying to cross the river! the floating corpse remains

we need more fooood, re roll

new user here.
merchant is actually a wizard and sells quests for quick cash

build ships

Increase farming output

Rip chewbaco and a nigger makes a cloth with his skin

ROLL!

advances in teledildonics tech

Purge the mud slimes

DUBS

KILL CHEWAKA!

reroll for wizard merchant

Half of the population dies of Aids from a lot of gay sex.

Hippies start coming out of nowhere and start another woodstock

almost

Win

chewaka has aids and dies

kek

fuck

>rolling for population increase. we had a good few months of farming

Holocaust

reroll

Hitler invades

One of the citizens finds a cursed sword and starts to lose his mind

Villagers get dubs

we need a fire river you fuckers
also a reroll for wizard merchant

Chewako stars having sex with the females, and the males full of anger cut his dick off

Satan sends his army from hell to burn the whole village

BUILD A WALL TO KEEP IMMIGRANTS OUT

ROLL

Nigga what

A windmill is built to handle the now growing wheat.

Food - 32
Mood - 20
Wood - something, i forgot

I'd animate the windmill but its an old file so whatevs

reoll

Yasssss dubs slayem user Yasssss

use the stones gathered from before and from the mine to build a small watch tower

Electricity introduced (build electricity generator)

Where's their dubs

reroll

Villagers gain sentience of the fact they are a game

hunt for food.

reroool

How the fuck do you do that?

Op pls do what said this is the second time if you don't do it I'm going to ddos you op pls fucking do it now

we send a scout out to look for harambes ghost
we find it
harambe comes back as a spirtitual guardian of this village
permanent +10 mood

We already have an electric watermill ass hat

roll

dub dubs
event
village gets ass hats

>reroll for

Homosexual agenda

the laws of physics break and there is no gravity anymore.

re rolllll

build a fishing boat

City walls, Roll

rolling for harambe

reroll

Homosexual outbreak