Knife thread, show off yours

Knife thread, show off yours.

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Mine has a lily on it, must be on of those famous franko german knifes then ey

ayyyyy

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is that a benchmade symbol?

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And then there's this pile of shit

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Just got this one

yes
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Hol' up nigga is that an opinel in that pile?

Fuccin' Dank, I loves it.

Post this on /k/

Yes it is mah nigga, and you haven't even seen the piece de résistance, a green fucking opinel size 8

Jesus Christ it's so beautiful. I'll give you 205 caps for it.

Fuck yourself right off a cliff

And it is very much green

The longer one is my main knife.

Got this fucker on my side

>shit budk hitler youth replicas

fuck off you fucking poser

alos got this.

So fucking green it's like skr8 ca$h my nigga
Fuck yeah it is.
Is Bear Grylls shit good? I see it at Walmart and shit and I think it's a little overpriced, how do you like it?

Looks quality as fuck
I never claimed they were real.

I remember a time when gerber was cool every time i take out this fucker

Oh shut up you fucking idiot. What the fuck is wrong with you cookie cutter morons? It's like a race of barely sentient, drooling fucking aliens, have stumbled out of a cardboard and masking tape built spaceship and are stumbling around trying to comprehend the world using the same woefully inadequate programming language that's been written in crayon on crumpled colourful paper that you dopey gnome cunts use to blow your noses.

Wait, is that the game? Are you chuckle fucks trying to get back to your home planet by getting people to correct your crayon and glued on glitter pasta ideology? Will you just keep being cretins until enough people yell enough things at you that you accumulate enough knowledge to repair your Masturbation drive and blast off back to your room after Mum makes you dinner?

I like it after i sharpened it. The factory edge is pure shit.

CRKT Fulcrum. the old model it was hard to come by.

what is that

see

>Fuck yeah it is.
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can't be arsed talking a new photo. this will do

itt: people with nothing else going on with their lives so they rely on a material object to represent their self worth

eurofag BTW

that's everybody with everything now

Found the Gerber fan boy. Fuck outta here you stupid faggot.

i love me a tight asshole

That's a shit looking knife. How is it even useful in combat or utility?

See For a true all round knife

I agree, the long one is dank.
I wanna tongue fuck your knife
that's what I thought, thanks
This is just about knives, they aren't our whole lives you dip :P

I have knives too

Sharp as fuck!

Those three lookin' skr8 100 fam

Check'd , is that a fucking ceramic knife

Ha no its 3d printed it wont even cut paper.

What is it then??

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You av'n a larf m8?

Are you seriously gonna claim that an opinel, genesis, the fucking kodak of useable knives, is less usable in everyday life then one of those cardboard b3ar gr1llzz knives?

And I'm sorry, I'm a yurofag, over here we don't spend our days fending of imaginary enemies with our freedom power from the back of a pick up, so "combat use" isn't my main concern.

Ah. Yeah, the longer one is nice. I prefer it over the shorter one, because it's better for chopping and splitting firewood and the sheath is more durable. The shorter one is better for carving and more casual use.
Next I'll buy some traditional puukko.

It will be a Legend of zelda master sword
But its still in the process of printing

Scalpel blade master race.

You abused the angles my nigga
Different talons on different hands ^_^

Skalpel fucc yeah

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just got it

I wonder which one of those scares the muggers off more~ You look like a fun dude.

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yea the knife is just a last resort

I'm imagining a brave faggot beating up some dindu with a giant horsecock now, the dindu kicks it out of your hands, and you weep a single tear as you reach for, what I think is, a glock brand stabby stabber

nah dindu is dead the moment he's within 10 meters of me anyway
i only need the horse dick and maybe glock knife for fighting off actual dangerous shit like tanks and a10 warthogs

This is my beauty. fits nicely in pocket when folded.

These were all bought at a flea market

poorfags collection

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>Thits nawt a noife. Thees is a noife!

Well no, it is a scout knife. Scout as in Boy Scout. Might be Swedish

>Australian

How to get balisong?

What do you mean? You just buy it online or in the store. You aren't seriously going to tell me they are illegal there?

Probably are.

I see you've played knives 'n spoons before

That's not even funny he just died from the stingray attack not too long ago and you are already making fun of him.

is the credit card one worth it?

Not really for carry unless I'm outside or camping/hunting/fishing.

I usually just carry this

That is nice.

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>no sebenza
0/10 friend.