This is what a real man looks like

This is what a real man looks like

Rhodoks are the master race. Admit it already swadboy, all swadian girls CRAVE for the long rhodok spear. After they take your castles and towns, they will show your girls how real calradians use their spears. You have no other choice but to become slaves to the master rhodok race.

Heil Graveth!

King Butter throws yet another feast as the last of the castles fall to Rhodok scum. Tis a shame.

Lel, Swadia heavy cavalry rapes your ass on a daily. HEIL HARLAUS.

Swadians can't do shit unless the player uses cavspam like a motherfucker

exactly!

Say that to that seargeants face after he leverd you of your bellycut horse!

>2016
>still not admitting Vaegirs are the only lionheart steel balls conqueror race

kek

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

HEIL KING RAGNAR. NOT A NORD? I PITY YOU

nord's or vaegirs were all I would choose every time I played this shit

>not making your own empire and conquering the world by yourself
>being beta cuck in a singleplayer game

KING RAGNAR BASED KING

BOW FOR THE SULTANATE

What is a Rhodok? Never heard of that, is it a mountain Tribe?

fucking savage. At least not the horsfuckers... I usually joint the first factions thats in war with those dickwranglers.

Fuckin Khergit.

I like Nords

NO! It´s those people, that went like ay yo we dont like you swadians anymore, we gun have our own republik with black jack and hookers! You dont like that? OK! It´s on meet us at Grunwalders. You know the Rest.

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I second this, heil King Ragnar

Lol Look at me Im a Rhodok fag

VAEGIR MASTERRACE!

Hail Harĺaus! Or fuck his daughter and convert grainward and delgan to your own kingdom

You got a problem with spears? Cause you Cavalry seems to have one Bitch!

>2010+6
>not accepting Vaegirs as your lords and saviors
>Vaegir fight Khergit AND Nord invasion at once, plus sea raiders and tundra/taiga bandits and dont even give a fuck
>Vaegir still strong enough to fuck everyone up
>Cavalry? got that, busts asses of everyone, because lance and AXE. Can dismount and wreck unlike Swadian one charge then get fucked strategy.
>Archers? best.
>Infantry? bardiche of doom penetrates shields faster than your mom's vagina
>Kings? Yaroglek is not a butterlord, he reigns supreme on the battlefield. Looks like Patrick Steward, acts like Putin.