CONTINUING Civilization thread - Red team
Try and grow this civilization until thread is 404'd.
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(Try and be realistic)
NO REROLLS
>We left off with:
Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 0
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 1083
Wood: 700
Stone: 310
Iron: 20
Farmers: 50
Scientists: 10
Miners: 2
winter comes
Burn the bridge
destroy bridge
Winter comes
The families of the dead mexicans come for revenge. They are 110 and have lowriders
WINRAR
Have sex with all the bitches and cows finally, atleast for 3 rounds.
I love my fucking monkey lord
Mexicans wage war on the village. If we win, we steal everything they have.
build gay brothel
Train scouts, they're proficient in espionage and sabotage, also they have an inexplicable love for fromage. Send em east.
Make a swimming pool
And now we wait for the Winter
WINTER HAS COME!
>ALL FARMERS ARE OUT OF WORK
Each villager must eat 5 food everyday to survive.
>Miners produce 20 stone and 20 iron
>Each villager (50) eats 2.5 food
>125 food is eaten
Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 50
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 958
Wood: 700
Stone: 330
Iron: 40
Farmers: 0
Scientists: 10
Miners: 2
Harambe comes back, is a village protector
build giant snowman using all snow
I requesting to build 2-3 hunters hut and go for the bears or moose
50+ food each turn
25% of the villagers get sick. The village needs a hospital.
Eat the children
Build a dock and start fishing
Pray for sun god to end the winter and offer him sex with all the bitches in the village.
Kids will become demigods.
Go hunting
Convert farmers to hunters and start hunting in the forest
Build giant snowman
Are you retarded, the water froze.
You little fucker
Big Christmas orgy, all working females get pregnant.
Scientists create a dome surrounding the village, they can regulate the weather conditions inside it.
they build a mcdonalds
Harambe returns from his pilgramage and offers to be leader of scouts for the small civilization, occasionally bringing back food, treasure and items of interest to the people.
Just because they pray doesn't mean it will happen
gangrape the cows
Good man
Cross the bridge and explore
My sides. After 20 time winter Rolling hè ended it instantly winrar
All the villagers smoke weed and get the munchies
We are rejected because we have God named D.
Sun God is pissed.
Each villager (50) eats 2.5 food.
>125 food is eaten
>Miners produce 20 stone and 20 iron
Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 50
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 833
Wood: 700
Stone: 350
Iron: 60
Farmers: 0
Scientists: 10
Miners: 2
Well break the fucking ice
Farmers go hunting
Start hunting in the forest
5 frost trolls attempt to raid the village
Eat the children
wildling army gathers across the river
Send hunters for food.
Found mexican Taco store 200 food.
Scout east.
Kill god
What resources are available on the map?
Destroy houses, build igloos
send 20 villagers into the mine as miners, 20 villagers into the forest as hunters
Convert farmers to hunters
Then fuck the D. and the cows.
Also start fishing.
>Update
CURRENT MAP: Wood, Stone, Iron, Cows, Apples
good luck having to sit in the fucking cold waiting hours for a fish.
make 10 farmers hunters
then get 10 hunters to go look for food and other resources
>We are rejected because we have God named D.
continuityporn.jpg
also farmers build greenhouses for farming
Hunt for food
Scout east
Light fires so we dont freeze
rerolling
Scout across the river
Half of the population hangs themselves and are eaten by the rest
Go lumber, and make a watermill.
Scout far away from the village to expand the map
Spring comes
Icefish
GOD
Winter ends and goblin (25) raid village
i want blood
send scouts in all 4 directions
20 villagers build guard towers out of stone with a gate in between on our side of the river
>-10 iron
>-40 stone
re roll
What powers does the god of D. have?
He should use them for the good of his people.
10 villagers become hunters and they scout the area for food, killing animals on sight with current technology-weapons
A group of rival villagers appears armed with axes and clubs, and they begin butchering and raping anyone they find outside of the walls.
20 villagers build guard towers out of stone with a gate in between on our side of the river
>-10 iron
>-40 stone
D. Has sex with two women, Anna and Elizabeth
Winter is over!
>Farmers return to work
>Miners produce 20 stone and 20 iron
Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 0
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 833
Wood: 700
Stone: 370
Iron: 80
Farmers: 50
Scientists: 10
Miners: 2
10 villagers become hunters and they scout the area for food, killing animals on sight with current technology-weapons
20 villagers have massive orgy
winter comes
Every farmer becomes a SJW and supports bernie sanders
Vikings come from the rivers, all farms outside farms are raided.
Elections start
The power of cynicism
Kek
There's no opposition what's the point ?
10 farmers build more houses everyone has massive sexy orgy
OP here.
These people actually have jobs.
A group of savages appear, armed with axes and clubs. They begin raping and butchering anyone outside of the walls
chek'd
Kek
WINRAR
Scientists develop nukes
OP, can I make a 3D animation movie using this storyline?
the spring thaw causes a flood that destroys all farms outside of the walls
winrar
Ya so they quit their jobs and expect the government to do all their shit for them
We can't have that becouse of
>We are rejected because we have God named D.
Spring is the mating season OP.
WINRAR KEK
yes!!
Niggers come and rape all the women and rob stores n sheit
spring mating season kek
Cool cool, choose two capital letters
Do it please, dont forget to link it