So my friend is swarmed by girls at his school and finds it annoying because he says all but a select few are ugly to...

So my friend is swarmed by girls at his school and finds it annoying because he says all but a select few are ugly to him. So a girl said he's cute and he, to get her to leave him alone, have her my number cuz I'm a physically and mentally unattractive fuck. I wanna fuck with her when she calls or texts, what should I say?

did you say have her my number on purpose? if so i hate you

No, I meant to say gave, my bad.

Ok so you start sweet talk. Hi bb, u so smart and pretty. I think I fall for you.
She say really and u say yeah. Then u meet and ur not lik ur friend at all and she say eww gross. Now you sad and you try to kill urself lol. But u Pussy out cut ur a lozer and now your parents get you out of school and haf no freind at all. Haha

Does she know it's you or does she think it's his number?

She thinks it's his number

Okay, women don't fancy you.
They fancy your friend.
He doesn't fancy them.
They still don't fancy you.

You're an idiot.

your friend is gay

Sounds like he trying to tell you that he enjoys cock.

Send her a picture of him blowing you

the 3d on that screen is amazing but why did they make it look like an old tv?

Dude what game are you running on your desktop? Is that No Man's Sky?

>.
It actually is an old monitor my dad made

That's just a screensaver dude.

Larry's abortion clinic; you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. Our motto is; no fetus can beat us

Can you degauss it?

Fill that tank faggot.

Girl is going to talk to you like your the attractive guy, talk to her get her to like you now that you have a moment of her time.
Maybe she will like you for who you are, when you tell her it is you.

How am I an idiot? I know she won't fancy me, that's why I wanna say some stupid shit when she contacts me, just for fun.

Tell her you love her.

>how am I an idiot
>just for fun

Have this one. It's better.

Hey baby u wan make sum fuk?

pretend to be him, get nudes :)))

Wow. no its not

Lynch yourself nigger

I could, but your webm is still shit.

>implying you're not just shit

I know you are, but what am I?

pretend that youre your friend through text
say that youre sending your friend [you] on a date
say that if she shows your friend [you] a "good time" that youd love to take her our
go on date
charm her pants off
fuck
never speak of this again

son have some fucking respect for yourself
with an attitude like yours you'll be a 44 yo virgin unless you sort your head out

get to the gym, an work out
go to self defense classes

and take that fucking chip off of your shoulders while you at it