>I was only 9 years old
>I loved harambe so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to harambe every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"harambe is love" I say; “harambe is life”
>My mom hears me and calls me a Child killer
>I know she was just jealous of my devotion for harambe
>I called her a cunt
>She slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s harambe
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my enclosure.”
>He grabs me with his powerful gorilla hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for harambe.
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for harambe
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please harambe
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My mom walks in
>harambe looks her straight in the eyes and says “It’s all monkey now.”
> harambe leaves through my window
>harambe is love. harambe is life.
I was only 9 years old
this is a dead meme faggot
your a dead meme faggot
You must just be butthurt that you were off by one
so's your dick faggot
Dicks out for Harambe
>tfw you think harambe is still a good meme
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>tfw you don't
It's a double dead meme
The shrek story was fun before it was overused to death
Harambe meme is like a zombie ´not alive but not dead
thx, was going to comment that
This is just an Shrek meme but with Harambe
How perceptive of you to notice that this was indeed a Shrek meme but with Harambe. You really spotted the needle in the haystack
>His name was tim
>Anywhere he went he attracted girl and would make me jealous
>Relaxed I told him of my jealousy
>And he told me that he found someone he loved and that his days with women are overx I asked what was her name. He said it was a
>Man, I didn't like gays so I stopped talking to him.
>But one day he calls me up saying his Bf was killed on the street. They thought he was a kidnapper and stole some kid when really he took the kid in and tried to wait for the family to take him back.
>Eventually I became his friend again. I wanted to make him a necklace with the guys name. I asked him what was his name. He said check the first letters of the sentences.
>be me
>be newfag
>be wanted to be accepted on here by posting dank meme
>everyone hates it.
>knows what i must do to gain acceptance
>Everyone hates it.
>be me
>be OP
>be faggot with low self esteem
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Nope, not OP. Nice try though
Fucking normies. REEEEEEEE
i am OP though.
Oh I get what you were doing then...
Harambe isn't dead.